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>eating that
>still having more acne than a teenager

>>2815506
>what is steroids

>I can't believe they roped me into doing this shit

>>2815367
>Oh boy, critics had their venom & knives ready . Fans LOVE the big dog. Huge positive scores. Big disconnect w/ critics & people. #RoyalRumble2015

"Haha that's the WWE universe for you! They cheer who they hate and boo who they love!"

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>finishing move is called "liberal agenda"

>>2815327
This is what wrestling should be like!

If you don't look like this after 3 weeks of SS then i am sorry but you have shitty genetics

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>>2815288
No, this is Natty

Come on, Cage said himself that if he was to do a drug test his piss would melt the cup

doesn't change the fact that he's a 10/10 looks wise, and is actually strong unlike certain wrestlers who look strong but don't back it up

>>2815240
begin watching saturday mornings near the Telemundo block on your TV provider.
its actually pretty comfy to watch after just waking up

>>2815240
CMLL has maybe one or two angles a year, and is mostly an aimless product. There is no sense of progression; guys win matches only to lose the next week; the gap between low to high card is astronomical, etc.

It's just not worth investing time into, IMO.

Mark Jindrak is the CMLL main champ because the previous champ along with his relatives got fired for being a dick backstage and destroying Ultimo Guerrero

Maybe they'll put on a main event fans actually want to see for a change

>>2815224
Meltzer hasn't confirmed it. Dave doesn't operate like that. He always says things in a way where he can say he was right and never admit he was wrong. Saying Brock vs. Roman "could" happen doesn't mean it will.

According my sources. Brock vs. Reigns will happen at WM 34. Braun vs. Brock still happening at SummerSlam. Four way with Brock, Braun, Finn, Seth also being considered.

>>2815224
>if i keep posting my fan fiction then maybe people will believe it

>>2815155
Just watch the g1 climax

It's a big tournament with all the important guys having matches with each other and it's unlike anything the WWE does

>>2815155
Either have faith and sign up to njpwworld.com (there is an option for an english site on top of the page), its like a dollar cheaper than the WWE network and pretty much the same thing.
Or just go to watchwrestling.uno and stream it, if youre interrested, feel free to subscribe to their network

Now is actually a really good place to start. Watch the G1 specials that weekend and then the G1 climax when it's on.

>>2815090
Jericho for turning heel yesterday for no reason. Will most likely return as a face within the next year

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I guess I could have put any of the shield in that category.

Main roster Bayley is a terrible character. Don't even want her on tv until they at least figure out something better.

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All of Sanity.

Who or what the fuck are they? They've been around for months now and are no more well defined than they started off, and seem to be going nowhere.

Naito > [spoiler]Daryl[/spoiler] > Evil > Takahashi > Sanada > Bushi

>>2815078
good list

>>2815084
t. I watch NJPW once a year when reddit is talking about it

y'all gonna be sucking SANADAs dick after he kills it in the G1

>>2815021

I mean, either him or Okada, and Okada's the champion.

I hope so but it seems too obvious. I have a strange feeling EVIL is winning it.

>>2815021
No

>>2814982

Because the Japanese fans aren't retarded marks for themselves.

>>2815015
This. Most E-crowd chants are fucking retarded. Especially when they chant shit about ECW and being extreme when someone takes a chair to the back. Or when they chant You still got it when an old man delivers a mediocre clothesline. Most E-crowds have pathetic standards and are easily excited.

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>>2814982
Indeed

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>>2814756

Is his wife taller than him??

>>2814789
He's 5'5''

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>>2814664
>Mella is the Brady
Shit now I'm scared.

>Ugly white guy cheats a lot to get them all their wins.
Wow, she really is Tom Brady.

Why is Kendra Lust remaking on WWE talent?

>NXT
>are the two best female workers in the company

what did they mean by this ?

>implying I ever doubted them
Marked out the moment the match was announced

>>2814569
They mean they haven't been ruined by Vince McMeme yet

Gargano's bitch

>>2814453
Myself.
I'd rather do myself. Fuck these uggos.

Bad phot of her, but Nixon Newell is the cutest girl in that group.