Because if you didn't, you do now!
>>2785589
CIMA.
Cowboys are real popular right now. Push Y2_Cowboy to the Championship and watch the dimes rain.
Bonus new theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1i4UgkC_kI
>shitting corporate buzzwords "wwe universe"
>"title opportunity" said every fucking minute makes everyone sound like reading a script
seriously, listen to raw next time and count how many times they say "Opportunity" drives me insane.
>childish promos, bad acting
>GREAT BALLS OF FIRE hurr hurr
>shit "comedy"
>top guys chosen instead of guys that get over naturally
I find that wwe is almost unwatchable but little nuggets of real entertainment still exist. Braun and Miz only things I watch for
Vince.
>works daryl into a shoot
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>2785455
>offers $5,000 for a 2x5 unit
NOPE
> Turns down a WWE contract
> High-Fived Vince Mcmahon backstage during a live show, not knowing who he was
> Wrestled as Tiger Mask W and a Samurai
> Well respected among his peers
> Hates commitment and is content being a freelancer
> G1 announcement pop was loud as fuck
> Reunited with his best friend Kenny Omega
forgot he's actually going to be an anime character soon?
>>2785413
>"best friend"
6 Days GET HYPED
Last year's celebration was a success can /asp/ recreate the magic once again?
Opening act: /asp/ sings the /asp/ anthem
Segment: Reddit and /woo/ invade the arena. Dentonfag tries to fight them off but later it is revealed that Dentonfag is a redditor (all the reddit screenshots and threads on /asp/ are posted by him) turning his back on /asp/
Commercial Break: Ad to promote /asp/
Segment: Dentonfag cuts a promo nobody gives a crap because he's a chemistry student and tries too hard to be funny. Suddenly Dean Ambrose theme hits and denton gets attacked by deanmark/carter.
Denton surrounds Deancuck with redditfags. Deancuck transforms into Triphammer, Kenny Omega and finally summons the NJPW logo to destroy the dentonfag
Best of Punk: Live stream of the best of Punk
Dance off: The traditional /asp/ dance-off led by /asp/ board leader Deanmark/carter
Main Event: /asp/ recites the pipebomb to Celebrate the Anniversary of the Pipebomb
>muh whomega
>muh tanawhoshi
>muh ishiit
>muh NEETwho
>muh Ricwhochet
>muh nakawhora
>muh whospreay
>muh poot dunn-goofed-by-dipping-by-face-in-a-vat-of-grease
>muh ajetty
OKADA
G
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Big Sexxxxy True Brew
>>2785309
Big Kev overseeing production at the brewery
>>2785309
The wine of Nash
Anyone else feel he secretly meant every word of that promo?
About his real-life best friend who saved his career?
Calling you a mark would be too complimentary.
>>2784943
>Best friend
The irony here is you're the mark for believing that shit
>>2785084
You didn't even try refuting the latter. L
Who has the worst theme and why is it Asuka?
https://youtu.be/Us__Go30_kk
GOAT theme
>Has her dad win 14 of her title matches for her
>No one cares at all
>Ellsworth wins one match for Carmella
>everyone acts like its a fucking travesty
I don't get it
Charlotte looks like my Uncle Steve post op, but at least his titties ain't lopsided.
Carmella 4 Life!
muh history
Finally got around to watching this, and holy shit. I'm officially a convert. How anyone can continue to watch the E when NJPW is putting out PPV's like this is beyond me.
The E is a sinking ship, anyone who hasn't watched this check it out immediately.
>>2784770
Nice false flagging New Japanetty.
We're on to your Jewish tricks
When WWE dies people aren't going to flock to NJPW, they're just going to get a different hobby
>>2784770
>Falseflagging this hard
Neck yourself, Carter.
There's a point where every babyface on the roster looks like a complete moron for not just immediately destroying them before they have a match with Jinder.
We officially passed that point on Sunday.
>singh brothers
>they never sing
huh?
Orton is dumb in kayfabe tho
>>2784720
Not really. In story, he's supposed to be one of the most cunning motherfuckers around. They pushed that his plan to destroy the Wyatt family and get the title from Wyatt was one of the most ridiculously devious plans ever in WWE.
Is SD ever portrayed as the heel in brand vs brand storylines?
>after deanetty got eliminated early the match immediately became one of the greatest survivor matches ever
Really makes me think
>>2784649
Has Smackdown ever lost a big time brand vs brand match? I know there's matches like 3 Minute Warning vs Billy & Chuck but I looked up Survivor Series and Bragging Rights matches it looks like SD won every one
>>2784674
John Laurinitus beat Smackdown at Mania if that counts. Considering it ended the brand split, and based Johnny was GM of both brands because of it I'd say it's pretty important.
All he did was purify his family from western cuckery and jewish propaganda.
How can you not have faith in that, /asp/?
>>2784640
Cringe
>>2784640
everythings so bad nowadays he did his family a favor. watching the left suck hillary's dick during the election was awful and now every god damn news article being about trump is terrible. the man is a hero
/pol/ here, can confirm.
Best option these days is too not have a family, but if that does accident tally happen then always remember.... real men protect heir family...
...
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
*GLASS SHATTERS*