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It's September 13th 2016, you're Ryan Ward and Vince has given you the ok to do whatever program you want, as long as it gets Jack Swagger over.
Could you have saved him, /asp/?
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That promo was 100% Vince
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Of course I could have
>Don't make him cut any awkward promos
>Don't have him talk at all actually
>After every foreign wrestlers finishes a match, win or lose, Swagger comes out and locks them in the ankle lock until they sing the full national anthem.
>This continues once a week for months on end
>Kevin Owens comes to smackdown with the United States championship
>Disrespecting the American people while claiming to be the face of America
>Not on Swags watch
>Swagger beats the shit out of him backstage, shuts him in a shopping crate and sends his ass back to Canada
>Steals the United States Championship and treasures it as his greatest accomplisment
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>>2830551
Alt right gimmick
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Official Yummiest Men In Professional Wrestling Power Rankings
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>>>/LGBT/
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>>2830510
Yellow fever pls go
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What a fucking awful taste. Would only have sex with Ibushi and Drifter. Balor and Ospreay are a maybe, because their personality would prob made my dick go soft.
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you first
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>>2830443
>there can't be a Jannetty if we never split up
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>>2830443
>Jannetty
Stop that
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>>2830481
the fuck is that
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Does your gf watch wrestling, too?
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yo wtf how come they get gfs and i cant
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>gf
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>2830223
Based
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>>2830223
>Make your homegrown talent job to the new guy no one likes backstage because you needed the star power
Pathetic. Lashley is the only good thing about Impact
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>>2830223
Nigga at least Abyss is back
>Scott Steiner wearing the "p-pls don't look..." bitch shirt
HAHA
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BASED BMJ SAVING BOTH RAM AND KEKDOWN
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He won't be on RAM for months. It'll be Jinder
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This return has to be like a nuclear bomb to wipe out the smarkiness of the company at this point
I wanna see multiple hard burials
please save us Big Match John
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>Cena on both shows
Can't he just be quarantined to RAM?
>>2830252
>smarkiness of the company
You don't even know what you're attempting to say here.
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>The original test run of T-shirts for the Bullet Club and its members at Hot Topic, which were at selected stores over the past few weeks was a big enough success that every Hot Topic store has ordered a full line of Bullet Club, Young Bucks, Kenny Omega, Cody Rhodes and Marty Scurll T-shirts. They started showing up in about 15 percent of the Hot Topic stores in the U.S. last week. The original deal was to eventually market Bullet Club shirts nationwide, but the individual shirts were test marketed, with the Young Bucks in about 143 of the 800 to 900 stores and Omega & Rhodes in a slightly lower number and Scurll not in many at all. But all the shirts greatly over performed and they will all now be in all stores starting roughly 7/17. The story behind this is execs from Hot Topic were in Orlando for WrestleMania and saw Bullet Club and Elite and Young Bucks stuff all over the place, and asked WWE why those popular shirts aren’t part of their deal. By calling, they found out they weren’t WWE shirts so made the deals themselves with the individuals
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ANOTHER NAIL TO THE COFFIN OF WWETTY
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Lel, WWE status:
(X)Wrecked
( )Not Wrecked
Also, it's really cool that I can just go to the mall and get Biz Cliz merch instead of ordering online and waiting for shipping.
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The problem is that Bullet Club shirts are for a specific and limited audience, when the whole market is supplied who else will buy a bullet club shirt?
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>>2830162
Real talk, these T-shirt are ugly as fuck. They have the potential to make real cool looking ones though, Bullet Club is a good name.
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WWE fans are socially maladjusted, emotionally stunted, obese neckbeards who take bi-monthly showers (if that), dine on hot pockets and tendies, have never been in a relationship, have no friends, and whose parents are ashamed of them, and masturbate to cartoon child pornography.
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>>2830142
>baiting THIS hard
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>>2830142
That's njpw anon
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>>2830149
Living in your head rent free
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Post a great wrestler who you feel doesn't get enough recognition these days.
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>>2830109
If you go to a forum with adults who watched wrestling before the attitude era they'll know Bob Roop (Wrestling Classics or Kayfabe Memories for example). As far as this forum goes? Pretty much any non WWF star from before the 90s, nobody here seems to know or care about them. Hell, even the WWF guys. I kek when people here ask "who is da Jannetty" about teams of jobbers who all had way shittier careers and matches than Marty ever did.
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おはよう!
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>>2830040
Cute
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>>2830040
speak english
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may i know who this is?
how did they do it lads? how did they make a bunch of turboautismos seethe in a span of 2 nights?
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By putting on below average shows.
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There was like 3 different people in the weeb thread. The TNA thread attracted dozens of posters.
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>>2829986
>up this early
didnt you have a long night jeff? go to sleep lol
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How's that whole 'women's wrestling' thing working out for you E drones? Looking forward to Bayley and Sasha main eventing WrestleMania in your lifetime? Do you think they'll give out complementary fedoras for you to tip during the match?
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I don't think they'd put a jobber in the main event tbqh
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>>2829975
>posts someone that has wrestled and trained women
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Bayley and Sasha at NXT Takeover was better than your shitty """6.25 star""" 60 minute snoozefest.
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What went right?
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Based Foxy.
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>>2829804
White men are superior and women of all races know it
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>>2829804
from stu to that jesus she could be doing a lot better
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F/M/K
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>>2829629
Marry Sasha
Fuck Xavier
Kill the literally who
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>>2829629
Kill nigger fuck gook marry horse
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Is he the fatGOAT or the fagGOAT?
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Living in your head GOAT
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"fat" did you e-drones became so stupid you randomly call GOAT-tiers fat even if they all have better physiques than all of you?
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>>2829694
triggered