Why can't they just call it a qualifying match? Why does the draft have to be called the "Superstar Shakeup (TM)"?
You'd never know that the average age of WWE's TV audience was over 40, considering they treat you like you're 5 years old.
The average smark is about on par with a 5 year old so it makes sense
>>2839132
Vince probably doesn't like how "#1 Contender" sounds
>>2839132
Glad to see Deanetty got a wig. Good for him!
>>2839082
to appease the white folk
marketing
>>2839082
Did Vince ever make The Dwayne wear color contacts?
Does he become face of the company or Roman's future universal title feud?
>Bitch Ass will hold the belt within a year
>>2839031
>"bitch ass"
You can do better.
>>2839001
The latter. He'd be a good first opponent for Roman following WM34 and Brock's inevitable exodus for a few months.
Which one is the tranny?
>one
damn even close 2 actual mens flair looks masculine
>>2838851
Who was the trannetty?
How mad is he right now?
>implying he watches WWE trash
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
About what?
Are we supposed to believe they are fucking?
>>2838604
Absolutely not
Nah.maybe she give him a handy to keep him loyal tho
>>2838604
No you stupid fuck
RIP Xavier
Press F to pay respects, he got murdered by the Hoodso's
Fuck that weeniedoo nigga
/UCE/ 4 lyfe
that line was shit you faggot redditor
porn isn't R rated
F
New Day eternally BTFO Edition
reply to this post and you will get a gf tomorrow
>>2838133
but i have a gf
>>2838133
But I'm asexual you fucking shitlord
Wrestlers that look better with clothes on.
Let's start with the Queen of WWE Charlotte Flair.
She really doesn't look that great with them on either
Everything's looking fine so far
>>2837881
Her backs a little shredded....but I can stand that with some girls.
Does a champ with two belts only serve to devalue one of the titles, or does it make the dude more over than they would otherwise?
>>2837787
If he wins both belts in a good feud, and has a monster run with both then it's cool. But giving a loser, coward, or jobber two belts just takes up space that someone else could be using.
Lesnar is already Brock Lesnar, he needs 0 belts, all he needs to do is show up and pick a fight and it'll be the main event of the next PPV. Letting him hang on to the Universal belt is a mistake.
>>2838708
This
Shit, the main event of WM33 wasn't even a title match. Taker was above titles. The guy who ended the streak should be above titles, too.
How to get a body like Rude's, bros?
I already have the mustache.
>>2837707
>g1 final grab mic call them bunch of nips
>get booed
>take off robe and flex
>massive cheers
what a legend
>>2837707
I'll never forgive Sting for ending his career. At least karma bit him in the ass many years later.
>>2837761
kill yourself
RIP Big Hog edition
1st for /vp/
Cheese cake Nakamura
>>2837677
get up
Based RuRu edition
>>2837320
Why do you faggots create new threads so early?
THE BIG DOG STANDS TALL
ok now all boards check in, the last thread died immediately
What's the most unsatisfying finish to a match in the history of wrestling?
>>2837000
count out
Fingerpoke of doom
Every Asuka match
>you share /asp/ with faggots who think Beth Phoenix wasn't atractive
>>2836932
EW
GROSS
YUCK
>>2836932
Sad