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>>2847311
Spike bra Natty is best Natty

>>2847311
Her fart game is certainly strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj5gJ7pqg7E

>>2847311
Imagine having this for a mommy. She's the homeless man's Dana Brooke.

F

Fucking why????

Good

He would have made a great addition to the Oddities stable.

>>2846954
Would mark for Ellsworth vs Beetlejuice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=THu3YcGsh2s

>>2846954
Agreed

No way HHH would touch that monkey.

she doesn't look like a man so no chance

trips has a type

>>2846908
he gets booed against almost every opponent he's against. i dont think people like him all that much.

>>2846918
I made a thread about KUSHIDA a few days ago, and it got like 40 replies of people just cunnlingueing him.

>>2846908
Dat cartwheel dropkick tho...

>>2846673
I think the principle is the same as having hand wraps. It prevents your knuckle from collapsing in on themselves.

So in theory: yes.

>>2846673
Yeah, it works. I'm not sure why, but is something related to keeping your knuckles and fingers from closing and losing force upon impact. You could say is giving your fist a basis to sustain itself harder.

I always heard about people using lighters for this. It sort of reinforces or braces your knuckles so they won't break as easily when you hit something hard.

>>2846077
HE'S FAT

>>2846077
Jesus Christ, the guy is so fat he's pulling the brick wall into his gravitational field.

>>2846136
Lol

>>2845554

HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>2845554

Jokes aside, daily reminder, that Lana literally still lives with her parents

>>2845571
So do you

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No, she's a fat autistic monkey.

>>2845455
>>2845456
kys carter kys

>>2845461
cringe

>>2845374
The women's roster isn't big enough for a decent Rumble unless they included everyone from RAW, Smack, and NXT. And that would just be a dumb clusterfuck.

Tag Team Classic sounds dope though.

>>2845374
That would be legit awful. So Meltzer Magoo probably thinks it's a good idea.

>>2845374
This forced Divas shit is just pushing me farther away, personally.

Both. Neither have any chance at successful solo runs.

>>2844167
Both. The best combination for these two would have been Cass as a singles and Enzo as his manager, because Cass lacks charisma and Enzo is way too unbelievable as a singles wrestler (even within 205 live)

Cass has a lot of charisma and will be future Universal/WWE Champion. Enzo is a boring midget trash who will become a low card jobber.

>>2843721
Big Match John
Enzo Amore
Daniel Bryan

>>2843744
more like enzo a-more-gay than the rest of the roster

>>2843721
Only when they don't have a script or only talking points

>>2843660
...and now I will speak to MY people, in MY language of Durkadurkastani
ALALALALALALALALALALA
BOOM

call your cable company now!

>>2843660

kek

his fucking voice

>>2843331
So you guys think she's in TaMiNa's rape dungeon getting strapped to a wooden horse right now

>>2843331
Please post gifs and webms of this girl getting choked and submitted, thanks.
Need it for a project I'm working on.

>>2843331

I need to worship her fishnets

cause it's a bunch of rednecks humping each other

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>>2841433
But, you can great fights and cool knockouts

It's literally an inferior WWE at this point. They try to have these fake as fuck "storylines" made up of fake drama to hype up each fight. As bad as recent WWE can be at times with boring booking decisions, it's still nowhere near as creatively as the UFC with stuff like that. Then there's the in-ring content itself, which WWE's is far more visually and artistically appealing therefor also more entertaining as well due to a wide variety of versatility offered in styles instead of everyone being boxer/muay thai/wrestler/bjj.