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Peace be upon you, my fellow /asp/ brothers and sisters. Have you donated for Sami's cause? Your help is much appreciated. :)
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>>2871031
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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is Syria the one who is getting wrecked by ISIS? i don't follow news much
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>https://youtu.be/vSBf8DH8SzQ
What is his problem?
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Probably that he's a bitter failure
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>>2870941
He worked for the WWE for 15 years.
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Later on his career he was the lowest paid non female attitude era wrestler. He is bitter because he always sucked.
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>There will be more people at this than Summer Slam
Really makes you think
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Mayweather never drew a dime, it was his promoter's work
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The Big Dog is winning the galactical multiversal championship at summerslam, those vanilla skinny fat janettys can't stand a chance
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>paying money to watch Mayweather run away for 12+ rounds
No thanks. Give me some WWE instead.
So he's totally winning the G1 this year right?
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Nah. He's only gonna get a world title run when he's 50, ala Nakanishi.
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Yeah man obviously, all those other times don't count. THIS is Gotos year boys, Naitetty soon to be BTFO.
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>>2870800
>naitetty
Naito is a bigger draw than Goto, lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ew1tBuMB28
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how does dana always manage to squeeze his fat head into the shot
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Those U-F-C chants LMAO
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LOL THE JEW IS GETTING IT
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>cringer mahal is SO BAD of a draw, that the E is actually selling their tickets at a discount now:
http://liacourascenter.fan-one.com/nl/jsp/m.jsp?c=17ecff95fc2676ccde
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>>2870735
>guy you book to always lose can't draw in a feud against the most boring person on the roster
Gee I wonder why
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Those prices are fucking retarded and they deserve to never sell out ever again.
Seriously, a house show should be $30 for ringside. Fuck me.
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Whoa thanks anon I just got 3 tickets from your link. My wife's daughter is a big Naomi fan I bought her some LA Gears to look like her LOL, her son likes Cena too and really wanted to go and see the flag match. I couldn't afford the regular prices but got the $25 ones. They will be so happy, truly thank you I've been wanting to take them to a WWE show but things have been a little tight.
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>does not talk
>barely shows up
>is violent
>lives isolated in a farm
>said he hates people
Brock Lesnar is basically Autistic.
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>extremely regimented schedule where he does the same thing (train) every day for his entire life
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>>2870729
He also posts on /asp/ every once in a while, but you would never know it was him
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>>2870729
I only watch RAW/a PPV when he is up. Brock is authentic and will forever be
>my guy
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how can Seth ever recover?
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>When the Indian Facebook WWE employee writes better promos for the wrestlers than the main creative team
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>>2870679
>Rollins in the headlock
>cheese fumes escape Bray's armpit
>[fat sweat intensifies]
>"Fuck it just pin me"
Based Bray working Seth's nostrils.
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They're obviously planning something for Bray if the #2 top guy is jobbing to him.
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Let's make a promo/trailer of summerslam
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THIS SUMMER
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>>2870644
AT WWE SUMMERSLAM®
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THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
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>>2870644
IIITTSSS JOOOHHHNNN CEEEENAAAAA
SUUUUPEEERRSLAAAM
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Things you're favorite wrestler does that you hate 2017-07-12 09:44:23 Post No.2870606
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Things you're favorite wrestler does that you hate
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His rolling fireman carry slam leading to the moonsault.
I know he is trying to pop up from delivering the slam as quick as possible to bounce off the second rope, but it never looks seamless. He always has a brief pause or trips over his own feet.
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>>2870606
I put the wrong goddamn your
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the street fighter reference sucks too
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He turned face
>Oi u cheeky cunts, dis is wat bloody happen
what did she mean by this?
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How the fuck is gonna get someone arrested for just throwing a liquid to other?
If u smell what the slag is hiding
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Literally hard to read it's all so cringe
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How will it end?
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>more obvious lies in another story
>Orlando PD confirms Del Rio is the ONLY suspect
This is scary man
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>>2870527
>ads on 4chan
wtf??
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>>2870566
It really fucking is.
Paige's story doesn't add up at all.
>Punjabi prison got a reboot before this
Fuck WWE
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THE YAPPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH
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What will the punjabi prison look like in 2017?
judgeing how the elimination chamber became bounce castle tier, i doubt it will look as menacing as before with the spikes on top of the cage etc
it will prolly look fun and be a fun match tho.
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>>2870371
strap matches may be always terrible, but at least they can be fun
Punjabi Prison is boring as fuck
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HOW DOES HIS THEME GO AGAIN? 2017-07-12 08:09:34 Post No.2870369
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HOW DOES HIS THEME GO AGAIN?
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*SOUND OF A PLANE FLYING BY AND CRASHING*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaliaaaaaaaaAAAAA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBluf_YzRg4
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>>2870369
wooooooaaaaaahhh wooa-ooooh ohhhh
WOOAOOOAOAAOAOOOOOOH
wooooooah wooa-ooh ohhh
LETS GO
ba ba badum ba ba ba ba
da da dada da dadadada
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Would he do even better in New Japan?
He's doing well with the gimmick but it's all a bit tongue-in-cheek. The audience is obliging with boos but everyone's just playing along, maggle. This isn't the 80s, no one actually hates him for being 'Indian'. America is definitely not racist any more. His grievances don't really hold up.
But if he were in Japan...everything would ring true. They can more easily genuinely boo him because they probably do to some level think he's subhuman. And his promos would actually work.
>You Japanese people...
>...you boo me because of the color of my skin
>You are unwelcoming, and intolerant
>You are all xenophobic
>You are all racist
>India will be the economic superpower of Asia by 2020
And clearly he's versed in strong style. He's already stiffed their former manlet gaijin god, giving him a concussion.
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Wrestling is meant to been seen live.
he is a really fun act at house shows and does an amazing job at them. Surprisingly house shows are wwes strong point and really the main goal of the business. the house show along with the live audience explains why they make some of the weird decisions they do with booking and who they push etc.
for example Big Show is boring as fuck on TV but one of the best acts to have come out at a house show. Fun matches, crowd pops, and he is a spectacle to see because he is giant.
Jinder is fun at house shows.
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Pretty sure he got future endeavors out of some Japanese promotion for being bad. I could be misinformed though.
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>>2870366
his gimmick isn't he hates america or that the audience hates him for being indian. the subtext of his gimmick is that American's opinions dont matter because they are outnumbered and outclassed in every sense in the world. It really only works with WWE because of the strict canon and their refusal to acknowledge out of universe events.