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>Memegregor
>Supporting a quitter
>Not joining TMT

>falling for the drama

>>2875493
>an Irish manlet delivers a better promo than 100% of the WWE roster

Bravo Vince.

>>2875465
Because this is the first I've heard about her. She is now.

>>2875465
I really need to have sex

Cause she looks white trash or British ugly.

Based

I hope he retires soon so this smark worship can end

why do smarks love omega so much and okada comes off as an afterthought?

I had a relationship like that once. Not fun.

>>2873948
>Le meltz literally making stories outta his ass

>>2873948
Honestly, who gives a fuck. This is the very definition of celebrity gossip. Nobody cares about Alberto or the shitty piece of tin he's carrying - it can't be tarnished any more.

And nobody gives a shit about Paige who is at home collecting cheques because the WWE are ashamed of the drug-taking cock juggler and won't renew her contract when it comes up.

There are seriously more interesting things to care about.

>Del Rio was clearly not happy and you could hear him yell “Sit your ass down” at JBL. (WON Feb 03)

>Lesnar came out and gave both Rhodes Brothers F-5s. Heyman explained that he gave HHH & Stephanie two choices, but they chose the third choice, and that they weren’t going to let Lesnar have a match on TV. So Lesnar destroyed the Rhodes Brothers with chair shots. He killed Cody with four shots and then actually broke a chair on Goldust. Okay, think about this logic. The heel owners won’t let the heel that they signed because it was good for business to have him, have a match. So he’s mad, so he takes it out be destroying two guys that the Authority didn’t want in the company in the first place and only hired them because they were forced to based on a stipulation, and leave the long-time storyline partners of HHH alone. This was bordering on WCW here.(WON FEB 03)

>Aksana went to drop an elbow on Nikki. She missed, but I guess she was supposed to hit it, or at least Nikki thought that, so Nikki sold like she hit it. Then she dropped another elbow, hit it, and Nikki got right up like it was a miss. (WON FEB 03)

>The crowd just started having fun on its own, doing things like chanting “Feed Me More,” “Goldberg,” and then did the wave. They paid no attention to what was going on in the ring. (WON FEB 27)

>The decrease in profitability of television was through greater expenses for more use of the corporate jet. We’re told that at times, in fact most of the time of late, they’ve been using two jets, one for Vince and his crew and one for Paul Levesque & Stephanie (WON MAY 12)

>The theory espoused across the board among wrestlers for the most part is that WWE is making up for business losses and network losses by underpaying everyone on both royalties and discretionary income (WON MAY 12 2014)

>You could see two guys running to ringside with fire extinguishers, so we knew the fire spot was coming. Kane then set up another table on the floor. He poured gasoline on both sides of the table and had fire retardant in the middle. Kane set the table on fire. The notable thing is it was the two ends on fire, not the middle. Bryan threw Kane through the table that was on fire. Kane went through the middle part, between the two parts of the table on fire (WON MAY 12)

>They did push earlier in the show that WWE was coming to the U.K. this week with Barrett, Sheamus and Paige all as champions (don’t blame me for saying Sheamus is from the U.K.). (WON MAY 19)

>The Shield and HHH were advertised as late as the night before on television and The Shield left the night before for Scotland. Seriously, how does that happen? This isn’t even the old school false advertising to steal some tickets, this is just something that shouldn’t happen and it does all the time as they advertise guys for two places at the same time fairly often. How hard can this be? There were territories with one booker who was responsible for roughly the same sized or larger a crew, running three cities a night, and they were organized enough to know who was where and never advertise guys on two shows (Won May 19)

>O’Neil came out and talked about being black and how Sheamus was not just white but really white. Sheamus then said he was like hot mayonnaise. They went back and forth with the white vs. black stuff in 2014. O’Neil said he wasn’t afraid of ghosts. When the bell rang, Sheamus hit the Brogue kick and pinned him in seconds. (WON MAY 19)

>Next came a segment so beyond bad. It makes one realize just how lucky it was that they got Mysterio over as an ethnic face and Guerrero as well, and that those guys more overcame bad booking than got over because of good creative. It’s Cinco de Mayo, and they did a skit portraying the Mexican babyfaces (who are masked Puerto Ricans) as silly children. It was so demeaning if you were Mexican and 20% of their U.S. audience is Hispanic. First, Fernando talked about the WWE “Juniverse,” while Diego kept correcting him and said “Universe.” Then Fernando would say “Juniverse,” like he doesn’t know the difference. It’s comedy right out of Mel Brooks where you make fun of a foreign race and their inability to pronounce words. It’s funny, unless your target audience is the race you’re making fun of. Torito, like all mini’s, is a child in costume throwing candy to the crowd. (WON MAY 12

>>2872414
You're just in time, but the bandwagon started in 2013 after Shibata vs Ishii

>>2872418
OP here. Not going to lie, only got into WWE last year around survivor series. Watched some of the attitude era years ago, but that's it.

>just got into burgers guys
>should I only eat McDonald's?

>>2871275
I came

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any stories of divas being lesbians with eachother in private?

I don't get it. Mike seems to hate him and they have no chemistry together.

I like Mike, is that wrong

Why doesn't he block Ryan from Cumberland?

>>2869595
Probably, that line about strowman saved him a bit, still awful tho

>>2869595
I get the honest impression Lesnar doesn't want to have a shitty Reigns match and is using all of his pull to keep it from happening.

Hell I know he pretends to not care about wrestling but I get the impression Joe is somebody he has always wanted to perform with.

>>2869595
>inb4 Roman fuckbois start with their Le that's just his character XD
Roman was exposed in the ring with the two, as he continually is with character work and promos

>GAYmarlow with his weekly love letter to Nash

More like Kevin Nah

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>weekly Nash homosexual lust fantasies thread
Anon needs to have a serious honest conversation with himself

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>>2788452
noice

>>2788448
Best Impact Girl.

>>2879393
>he'll never get over
With smarks who do not matter at all.

>The Shield was over as fuck
>WWE desperately wants Roman to be over as fuck
>they fail no matter what they try
>still continue to try to get him over with the fans
>WWE doesn't just fucking reunite The Shield and have Roman as their de facto leader to get him over

>>2879399
/thread

This bitch broke her neck in a match, and finished the match with her head leaning to one side. Fucking Legend.

>>2879228
One of the best ever. I love the Northern Lights Bomb.

TIME TO MAKE IT RAIN

Fuck I'm so hype for Sunday

Game of thrones then G1 Climax

HA HA HA TIME FOR BEST WRESTLING