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>Hot Topic
It's an incredibly niche store that is only visited by edgy faggots. Post back here when their shirts sell out at all the trendy teen stores.

>>2886298
You should unironically kill yourself.

>>2886280
I wish he'd stick with Abyss instead of the Joseph Parks character

1) Dixie

2) Won't be addressed

>>2886205
1. Steph was phone. Saying she know's Kurt's dirty little secret.
2. Graves is a 'reporter' in kayfabe. As he noted on the show 'people tell him stuff.' Don't expect much further explanation beyond that.

It just occurred to me that Vince probably found out that Dixie and her husband are swingers and now this whole angle is a rib on them by saying Kurt has been fucking Dixie.

Ita going to be revealed that Graves is Angle's son, Dixie will come out and reveal that. Corey was born in Pittsburg and thats all you need for this angle to start.

I saw her in person about a month ago.
She's super tiny but she's got a wicked phat ass.
She's cool.

CUTE

Cool gal

THICC WOLF

>>2886184
people outside the E are permitted to do piledrivers without permission

>if you sign with the E, you don't have to do this shit anymore

Ibushi is Vince's plant in njpw, he's going to fuck up so many necks, that the nips will beg Vince to take them.

>>2886184
the cheeky cunt kicked out too

The sooner that old fart dies the better

Based Vince controlling the narrative. Smarks still seething.

Based Vince working the ratings into a shoot

>>2886111
Based Philip worked me into buying his tshirt

>>2886111
>WWE has never been this exciting since.
Fixed that for ya

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>>2886126
ya you're right actually.

like, storyline wise, how the hell can anyone believably beat him after what he's accomplished?

>>2886076
let him spear himself into an ambulance?

>>2886076
Spike his drink with adderall and tip him off for a "random" drug test.

>>2886020
>IWGP United States Championship
>Kenny Omega (c) vs Kota Ibushi
Ibushi wouldn't defend it around the US the way NJPW wants. Omega-Ibushi happens but not with the title on the line, it's secondary in this match which isn't what they want right now in building it up.

>NEVER Openweight Championship/Loser Must Retire
>Minoru Suzuki(c) vs Yuji Nagata
This could be good; Yuji starts out strong then withers at the very end- not able to hack it anymore. However I'd like to see someone young retire him (or younger). Shibata would be the obvious choice but RIP

>IWGP Tag Team Championship
>G.O.D. vs LIJ (SANADA and EVIL) vs CHAOS (Hirooki Goto and YOSHI-Hashi)
No more triple threats pls.

>ROH World Championship
>Cody (c) vs Michael Elgin
ROH would never let Elgin hold their title again after he walked out on them, nor does he have any desire to hold it

>>2886020
>Loser Must Retire

Applying WWE logic to fantasy booking, cringe

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>>2886020
>NEVER Openweight Championship/Loser Must Retire
>Minoru Suzuki(c) vs Yuji Nagata

fuck you for even thinking of a match like this

I like conrads podcasts too but that is tragic

>>2886005
>Is there anything more tragic than wrestling tattoos?
Having tattoos at all?
Non permanent ones are ok

>>2886011
it's one of the best podcast on the net right now. Easily the most entertaining wrestle-related show. But this is sad.

HAS BATTLEGROUND SOLD OUT YET ???

>>2885989
That's fucking tiny. Looks like the MSG house show.

Meanwhile in japan, they're enjoying wrestling and not posting on 4chan, phishing for promotion wars. Y'know, like a normal human being.

Woo ohhh
You're only smoke and mirrors to meeeee!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZLwVPakzwM

Lol at comparing Goto with Roman.

>>2885986
Meltzer is notorious for defending the WWE. Roman is style over substance. A comic book character and not a wrestler, if you will.

>>2885945
Most of the moves they do are banned in the WWE because they can't take them like real men.

>>2885945
>how will the drones recover?

I legitimately cannot wait for Meltzer to rate it 6 stars and watch them seethe.

(I gave it 5 stars though, pretty good shit)

>>2885951
This.

Steriods

>>2885895
literally steroids. He is probably on a lot of prednisone to cope with the pain in his neck.

HGH, Stallone has admitted to using it heavily and he has that same look.

>>2885851
Because fuck you that's why

>>2885851
Entrant #1. Shelton's momma

entrant #2. Todd

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Average WWE crowd. Just so you faggots can compare them, side-by-side.

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>>2885790
>He keeps talking about WWE
The state of you

And you will never attend a show in your life because you dedicate it to roleplaying and spamming an irrelevant imageboard