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Fuck me, I knew I shoulda canceled to see if they'd give me one of these.

>>2887179
Lmao I canceled after the money in the bank reversal for the women.
How do I get this free offer?

How do you get one of those free offers anyway? I cancelled my network sub after WM33 and have never received any email for such a promotion.

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>Oh..oh no sir. I've never been to jail. I just saw alpha men on TV who had spiderwebs on their elbows and I thought it would fit nicely with my GI Joe and Pepsi tattoos

>takes time out to diss punk every single day

>>2887067
Hey, Phil, how's Scotty?

>>2886958
If every human was homosexual then the species would not be able to reproduce. Straightforward stuff. Have sex.

>In a notorious speech at the University of Connecticut in 2005, Hellwig rambled near-incoherently about the evils of liberalism and homosexuality, claiming "queering doesn't make the world work" and that "homosexuals are not as legitimate as heterosexuals". He also told an Iranian student to "get a towel", inciting cries of racism. In 2008, Warrior's extreme right-wing views also saw him controversially comment on actor Heath Ledger's suicide after his role in the film Brokeback Mountain. As a result, his public speaking appearances, particularly at other universities, were often protested.

>>2886958
I think its clear what he meant and he was right.

>paying 80 dollars to eat 2 snails or 5 bucks for 20 nuggets
lol dummy

1st one.

>>2886843
Eat the fancier food, watch the more interesting entertainment (WWE)

>>2886815
Tomohiro Ishi-iiii

>>2886815
I hate when people pronounce Ishii like E She instead of the correct way, E She E

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>>2886815
>Tetsuya Nai-toe

Ryback

Based RyGOAT the last wrestler left with rats

>>2886780
None. Most Americans are fat and ugly.

>when you apply Hair01 to the default CAW template

>>2886720
>Wal-Mart employee samples wrestling merchandise

>>2886720
He's smart maggle

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>>2886705

>>2886705
No limits on guys, they can go as hard as they want, limited only by their position on the card (the way they build their shows). And they are allowed to do their own in-ring story.

>>2886705
lots of big movez and flipz, wwe safestyle can't compete

>>2886687
ding-dong diddly never heard of her

>>2886687
She's fun, has potential, is now in WWE, but injured. Wasn't able to be part of MYC.

And she is young. Dunno if she is possibly as toxic as Paige, probably not, she wasn't grew up in carny family.

Watch out for her.

thiqq

>>2886678
Probably not

>>2886678
>i don't know who Josh Matthews is

>>2886678
JBL

>>2886673
Nobody is on the Asuka level.

They tried with Moon but failed, now they are trying it again.

>>2886681
But why does everyone get over half a year with the belt? Even the main title had transitional champions. What the fuck is up with the women's title?

>nobody is on the fatgooka level
that's right everyone is /fit/ while the nxt """womens""" champion is a fat monkey

>>2886634
The briefcases are literally held by Borin Snorbin and Cricketsmella. I think we can safely say the MITB gimmick is DONE.

They're both going to lose their cash-in.

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>>2886634
Why not both? I personally think the MItB should just be a match or two at Mania, and the KotR should have a larger field involved, on a week-by-week process culminating in a Semis & Final round PPV

Vince hates tournaments.

>>2886573
It seems to bother you what other people watch, sad!

>unironically praising "work rate"
wew

>>2886593
>watching it for the plot

Personally, I think at this point the only reason why I dislike the idea of Roman Reigns is because he is destined to be 'better' than Rollins and Ambrose, whereas I think they should be all equal. Forgetting the Shield ever existed, honestly don't really have a problem with him. He has good matches.

Roman is naturally boring even when he's not being scripted as Vince's Mary-Sue.

>everybody who wants to stay in WWE's good graces praises Roman

so basically what you're saying is he's a cool guy who is shit at his job, which is pretending to be a cool guy

>prefect

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WOAT

That would be

>Roderick Strong
>Drew Gulak
>Cedric Alexander