>Omega and Punk are friends
IT'S HAPPENING
>>2896943
DROPPED.
And I was just beginning to warm up to Kenny. Sad.
>>2896943
Did they?
2018 - Daniel Bryan and CM Punk join NJPW and save professional wrestling
What does /asp/ think of Lana's new look?
>>2896906
My pingas likes it
>>2896906
>Walk down the street
>turn a corner and see her like this
what do?
>>2896906
Looks like she is wearing an old woman's swimsuit...
4 weeks until Summerslam. Who challenges Neville for Cruiseweight title?
The King of the Cruiserweights has beat every babyface except for Mustafa Ali and Cedric Alexander and neither is over with the crowd. Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado are jobbers and don't count.
It'll be vs Ali on the pre-show
>>2896886
They booked Neville so well and the others so atrociously that i feel they put themselves in a corner. I believe Neville should keep the title on and start competing with "heavyweights", sort of speak.
>>2896894
(sorry for samefagging)
At this point, no one can credibly defeat him.
>b-b-b-but it's the hard c-c-c-c-camera side
Meanwhile based New Japan even putting people literally near the titantron
Give it up Carter, it's just 4 of us. Nobody cares about the WWE. Take a break from this site. You're clearly showing some mental instability that you need to create a thread or post a reply every 5 seconds.
>only 5,466
>literally 1/3 of WWE's audience on a bad day
lol
>>2896788
yet the show was sold out 2 weeks in advance while WWE is struggling to fill their "major venues" despite they can't do it.
>Literally the most influtential wrestler of all time, and that includes Flair. There weren't 1000 Flair ripoffs in the 90s like there are 1000s of Shawn Michaels wannabes today.
>Considered a good promo in the 90s but was actually far better in the 2000s. He made those angles with HHH, Flair, Jericho, Vince, Undertaker and Kurt. He never cut a single bad promo in his entire life.
>RAW was consistently awful whenever Shawn wasn't there post-2002. People in the company BEGGED him to come back whenever he left.
>made the Undercarder look good
>made Gaytch look like 9/10 in the ring
>was unironically a draw. Survivor Series 97 outdrew Mania that year for a reason.
>>2896673
>>Literally the most influtential wrestler of all time
Literally record low ratings.
>>Literally the most influtential wrestler of all time, and that includes Flair. There weren't 1000 Flair ripoffs in the 90s like there are 1000s of Shawn Michaels wannabes today.
Flair wasnt that influential. You could remove him from history and you'd still have Hulkamnia, nWo, Attitude era ect.
DESU you could remove HBK too.
Most influential = Hogan and Nash
>Considered a good promo in the 90s but was actually far better in the 2000s. He made those angles with HHH, Flair, Jericho, Vince, Undertaker and Kurt. He never cut a single bad promo in his entire life.
>RAW was consistently awful whenever Shawn wasn't there post-2002. People in the company BEGGED him to come back whenever he left.
True.
>made the Undercarder look good
Taker has had plenty good matches outside of Shawn, but Shawn did get the best from him.
>made Gaytch look like 9/10 in the ring
His HHH matches werent that great. Both have had far better against other opponents.
>was unironically a draw. Survivor Series 97 outdrew Mania that year for a reason.
Because he lost his smile and pussied out of WM13 despite WWE pushing him to the moon for 18 months beforehand (all the while business tanking). Survivor Series gave the match that was supposed to be at Wrestlemania.
is ryGOD finally /ourguy/ ?
https://twitter.com/nicolesbrianna/status/887425838341382145
>indie who
>manlet
>the wider he gets the shorter he looks
most certainly not
>>2896510
FORGOT THE LINK, HERE IT IS
It seems like Smackdown Live was sold out once again and people really wanna see a Poo-njabi prison match
>>2896430
Nice fake news. That's just the hard camera side.
Try again whojapan.
>>2896437
>New Japan sells out every show
>WWMeme can't sell anything out
Really fires my synapses
>>2896437
That isn't an excuse idiot, hard camera side used to be sold out as well before, especially during Attitude Era
How do we feel about this story line, /asp/?
im ready for seth to reuinion the sheild so i can tell the other girls in the trailer park all about it
>>2896341
You're not Yelissa :(
>>2896336
Which one is turning on the other? There's no way they'll keep all three Shield members as single faces, right?
post real fucking wrestlers, none of this 5'10 video game bullshit but real fuckin men who look like they could kick the shit out of ya
>post real wrestlers
OK
>>2896230
If even Brock described Kane as a beast how much do you think Kane could deadlift in his prime?
>>2896233
nah he looks like a fuckin wrestling fan not a pro wrestler. should go back to ya mothers basement with that shit, get a hair cut and hit the weights ya elongated twiggy alien man
If Paul Levesque's ring name had been Hunter Hearst, he'd be called Double H.
>>2896228
Hunter Hurts Houses
>>2896228
If CM Punk was a punk he'd be called CM Punk.
If Steve Austin was incredibly handsome, he'd be called Stone Hot.
>ywn be a handsome Japanese twink
>ywn team up with Kenny Omega to form one of the best technically gifted tag teams of all time composing of two incredible workers
>ywn engage in passionate gay sex with Kenny Omega behind closed doors
>ywn fuck him so well he remains bitter and holds animosity towards you when you eventually leave him in Japan to partake in a cruiserweight tournament in another continent spearheaded by some literally who with a big nose
>ywn waltz right back into your ex, kenny omega's company whenever you please, wrestle as long and wherever you want and have the authority to call all your own shots as an independent contractor
>ywn have your cute ex-boyfriend respond to your mere presence, throwing a cute little mental tantrum just sharing a room with you, the way Kenny reacts to Kota in this gif
>ywn have Kenny Omega look at you, a combination of horniness, anger, bitterness and sexual frustration blatantly written on his face while you stand up to give a speech
>ywn have a cute alpha male, wrapped around your finger the way Kota owns Kenny
Why the fuck are we even alive, bros? Just to suffer? What's the point of life?
Watching Kenny react like a cute, angry little high school girl brings me immense joy.
>"a seven star match is impossible and will never happ-"
Do you think Gedo used a G1 win to bribe Ibushi to join NJPW?
I'm seeing on Social media that I gotta proooove smmmthin.
Fuck you.
I ain't gotta prove shit to none o' yall. I been provin' myself since the day I fucking stepped foot on this god damn island.
You wanna make this a real tournament? Why don't you have that shit in America, why don't you have the G1 in America? Against American guys in America, in Europe...
*points at Zack Sabre Jr.*
*scoffs*
Shit's boring now, here in Japan. Against the saaaaame guys who are AGING... mind you. Yeah, Young Bucks like us. Shout out, Young Bucks, what up?..
*Throws up a too sweet hand gesture*
coming up... We got Kenny Omega. Best in the world, the bout machine. Leading the way. For who? ... For Bullet Club. Bullet Club. Bullet Club has been leading...
*knocks on wooden table*
this company for years. YEARS. Admit it. HE didn't put ya'll on the map.
*Points at Kazuchika Okada*
He didn't.
*Points at Hiroshi Tanahashi*
Not in the world... Bullet Club put Shin Nihon Puroresu on the world stage.
Is this the greatest promo of all time?
Not the greatest promo of all time, but he's the greatest active wrestler alive. (E-Drone here, can't wait for him to come to the (GOAT)E next year)
>>2895925
you know this was a tama promo right?
>>2895928
>>2895925
I'm sure he knows! Tama is truly the greatest wrestler of all time.
Yes or no?
Not one dime
>>2895912
Imagine having no expenses and spending all of your government aid money on WWE gear... that's 75% of the people they got the crowd reaction cams fixated on during shows
>zero, [0], zip, zilch, nada 5-star matches
>le best wrestler ever
>Cena has one
>Punk has two
Defend this.
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/daniel-bryan-1741.html?res=2000
>caring about what meltzer thinks
>>2895848
>He fell for the Meltzer meme
>>2895848
>giving a fuck about what some internet blogger and his stars think
Are you a baby?
What went wrong?
he's nothing but an entrance and that gets old really quickly when he's on tv every single week
>>2895777
They called him King of Strong Style and didn't let him work strong style.
>>2895777
That haircut is retarded as fuck, he should go back to short hair
His style doesn't fit the wwe
He's old now and even when he was young he wasn't that good.