Based Jim Cornette working the nu-male marks.
>>2901490
Based Corny.
Damn it boys, I'm being worked into a shoot by based Corny even though I know he's doing it for attention
>video game grade school wrestlers
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cornette is mostly right. People seeing guys wrestle blow up dolls puts wrestling in a bad light. Just because it's over with nerds doesn't mean it can be viewed favorably by casuals
You get home and see this.. what would you do?
Buddy Murphy is a lucky guy
>hello fresh
dropped
get out of my house
>>2901385
all the whore divas are taking pics in the kitchen with that same clothes all of them pretending they are cooking haha is just for a commercial
Anyone else enjoyed wrestling more when there were arger than life gimmicks? Reality era is pretty shitty when we could just watch the UFC for real fighting or even memejpw because at least they still do cool piledrivers sometimes.
>>2901372
I like Breezango and New Day.
>>2901372
I'd love UFC if everyone went balls to the wall and just swung at each other but I can't stand all the hugging
>>2901372
>when we could just watch the UFC
>implying UFC doesn't have "gimmicks" or larger than life characters.
>McGregor is literally a gimmick
The fuck happened to his voice?
It cracks constantly and he pretty much sounds like a prepubescent teenager. The fuck? Also, how come none of the faces are pointing out how shit he sounds?
"Individuals (male and female) who have been exposed to androgenic steroids will experience and irreversible alteration in their vocal folds, including lengthening and thickening. ... This affects the vocal folds by lowering the pitch level and adding hoarseness."
>>2901337
But but, it's his diet and his workout routine that changed his appearance. I read it on the Internet.
>>2901337
>1337
keked
Stop liking Kenny Omega.
>>2901289
worked
lots of Cornett threads
Boy these wendys triple cheeseburgers and sprite sure look good
>>2901289
>implying i ever liked that antidraw beta male
whats the point of watching wwe if its not a jerry springer tier trainwreck or over the top comic book characters on steroids?
what exactly is the appeal?
>>2901197
You can't really shit on it on /asp/ if you don't know what is going on.
>>2901217
>bray
the human equivalent to ambien
>>2901197
Wade Keller here helping you get a clue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24nS42eCTU
Scalp
>>2901088
C I M A
haha is that a wig? i swear this idiot is bald haha ugliest hair in wwe by far
>>2901088
And still hot af
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Why is Meltz getting baited so hard this time?
>>2901072
He forgets about shit like the Gobbedly Gooker. That was retarded as fuck. Undertaker's entire gimmick is fake and stupid as hell as well.
>>2901072
>Meltz getting this triggered over someone bullying his outlel darlings
Go cry about a Young Bucks match again, faggot
good can't wait until he leaves permanently
>>2901069
Who will take his place? Jinder?
>>2901069
he's handsome
>>2901071
>hanging out with wrestling friends watching raw
>one starts talking about gook wrestling
>angrily call new japan friend a "nu-male"
>he asks me explain what that is to everyone
>everyone staring at me
>"w-well, it's kind of a weak effeminate modern male who-"
>nu-male friend: "Sounds like you Anon!"
>everyone laughs
>try to explain more but no can listens over the laughing
please tell me I'm better than them, I'm better than all those faggy numale njpw fans
Hang yourself if you can find a rope to support you
You're a nu-male now deal with it and stop projecting it onto other people
>>2900900
Only faggots and autists watch wrestling in the modern day.
>singles matches
>tag matches
>comedy matches
>hardcore matches
>interviews with or without greg
>GOAT twitter account
>sexy af
is there anything he cant do?
who?
>>2900879
draw a dime
Make it to the big leagues.
Which sucks for him, but it's great for me because it means he can keep doing what he does.
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
>>2900843
worked
>>2900843
Imagine how much cash money OP would part with to see Kenny O against a guy managed by Corny, hoping to see his nippy little idol smack JimGOAT a couple of times.
>>2900843
Can't wait until corner Cornetto dies 2bh
Words you will literally see on /asp/ everyday / Shit /asp/ says:
>worked (occasionally into a shoot)
>based
>manlet
>weeb
>dweeb
>e drone
>cuck
>dimes
>janetty
>meltzer
>wwmeme
>carter
>occasional racial slurs like nigger, gook, cuckasian, poo etc.
>reddit (preceeded by a "go back to")
Based /asp/ living in anon's head rent free
Well yeah because
>People who don't have jobs or a life come here to project their insecurities
>>2900756
based
So how long before WWE cancels their best show? Six months? A year?
>>2900664
The Mae Young classic final is taking a spot from 205 Live...who knows if it will return after that.
>>2900664
I hope it fucks off soon.
Theres no excuse not to use the top tier cruisers to fill out the third hour of raw, instead of the snippet bullshit they're doing now. Just integrate the fuckers
By the end of the year it'll be gone, Cruiserweight title will move down to NXT.
>tfw you work Cornette so hard he blocks you
>>2900567
Great thread OP. Thanks for sharing.
>cornettey gettin worked by some no name twitter jabroni
lmao
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