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All filthy perros should apologize to Alberto el GOATron

>>2904747
Also all the retarded white knights who thought it was ADR who beat Paige

Apologize immediately.

Nah GFW had to pull the title just for optics

They'll probably give it back and since they tape a month at a time, nobody who just watches the programming will now since they've not filmed anything with him not being champ

Yeah with an audience that bottomed out to around 2 million not long ago, congrats.

>>2904702
because obese permavrigins smarks are the only ones watching

>>2904713
OP BTFO

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>>2904549
Kenneth's

>>2904549
Cleaner shirt.

She's a wrestling fan - If she knows anything about Omega or NJPW she'd probably prefer it. If she doesn't, you look like you're genuinely interested in wrestling and since she's a fan it'd hopefully look good.

I'd just wear a normal shirt so I didn't look autistic and she didn't think I only wore rasslin shirts or something, but that is just me. Unless she is autistic, which it sounds like to me. Anyway have fun anon.

>>2904516
cool so everyone wins
sounds like a good ending for everyone

>>2904516
Yep. Even Kenny knows this.

Who cares? Njpw is so great that belts barely matter, unlike the wwe where the US title and IC title literally means nothing anymore

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>Not buying the more superior Nattie basic figure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsAGSLoxSJs

If your deadlift doesn't go up 20lbs while listening to this...

https://youtu.be/_uxCoiSXiRA My goal in life is to re-enact this

LOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ch-0k-9AM

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>>2904223
> SJW's come to Paige's aid when she was the guilty one

REALLY ACTIVATES YOUR CABEZA

Lets start a betting pool on when the next domestic incident or drug arrest will be. Im guessing 5 months tops.

>>2904223
>#LockHerUp

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>>2904114
Chicken leg man with the chicken leg quads, kek

>said 'vanilla midget' over 6.000 times
>still never drew a dime

>>2904114
Did he really slap joe? Im pretty sure joe could beat this old ass nigga's ass. Tho he probably wouldn't haven't gotten a job at the E years later if he did beat kevin bitch's ass.

>>2904054
*pops collar*
*bends fingers*
*puts the audience to sleep*

>>2904054
kys neoliberal anti-smark

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>kids watching pro-wrestling for adults

>>2903991This^

>>2903991
He really is great. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I could see him becoming a Hall of Famer. He could be the GOAT jobber in the WWE, and he's also great as a manager.

>>2904109
hes the new Santino, he will be around for years

>>2903898
Hypothetically yes, kicks in the balls multiple times begin to gounge out eyes, bites everywhere, might take out like half of them though

yes

Brock cannot stop 20 people gouging his eyes out

There's no fucking way

>>2903883
Yes, Albert rammed his dick up Finn's delicate boipucci

>>2903883
Albert just gave him a ride to Target to buy some Legos.

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>>2903927
Then they did a fuckton of drugs and went to White Castle?

>>2903847

Give a shit about the product and bring back the edgy must see TV product we all loved.

That would go a long way to making the product better.

>>2903847
I hire real TV writers and listen to them. The dumb wrasslers are also instructed to respect them and build a rapport with them. The writers are told to write in bullet points and outlines, not write out promos in their entirety.

I book towards angles and arcs, not towards a never-ending soap opera. Storylines are planned in the long term with contingency plans set in place if injury occurs.

Like Vince, I am not so much worried about the week to week ratings or who the live fans actively cheer for. These things are taken into account, but you must look at the bigger picture.

2nd generation shitters like Bray Wyatt are simply fired.

i don't know about mainstream hit, or even how feasible it is, but for my own selfish dream world i would look at the booking and what to do next, every fortnight instead of every ~4 months.

when RAW is 3 hours every week, and you're watching that same Jerico/Owens feud still going, its no wonder people don't bother watching - even if the stars are really good and people like them, we get bored eventually.

i understand you have this traveling roadshow and a lot of work goes into matches, so if two guys work together you take that programme and run it for as many tickets as it will milk - but it makes really fucking shit TV. i want WWE to actually feel like a roster of wrestlers having matches, instead of lots of partners that work together.

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PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB.. PLEASE!

BRO.. LEMME TELL YA ON WHY POLE MATCHES ARE UNDERRATED

>>2903834
The guy who despises wrestling.