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Nope. He'd get destroyed. Trained > untrained

>>2910223
The implication is that he would train you fucking schmuck.

>>2910223
even untrained, the fucking testimonials on haku from other wrestlers, wtf

>no Bretetty
Really makes you think...

BTW who are the guys;
>between Haitch and Nash?
>behind Taker and Austin?

>>2910663
The Jannettys of BSK, Henry and Phineas Godwin

>>2910663
This is most likely the European tour after WrestleMania 12 so Bret was taking time off.

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dickhead

>>2909983
Only Bret and weeaboos deny this. Shawn is the GOAT

>>2909983
Not even close.

Is Makabe the ultimate meme wrestler of Japan?

Yano is at least actually funny

>>2910189

Makabe is the wrestler for all the middle aged housewives in the crowd.

>>2909915
>>2910189
>>2910228
He's good for stiff hoss matches, like with Ishii. But that's about it.

>>2909705
No clue who that is but she deserves my next cum load

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>>2909726
Is that right anon?

>>2909731
I'm very tempted to jerk off right now

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>>2909632
goodnight sweet prince

>Weebs talk about how their wrestling is so much better and more serious
>They fucking cry over a stuffed cat getting torn apart

Hypocrites.

>>2909587
>Le Meltz backhand slapping E-drones who don't watch based 6-star NJPW

What's going on this week?

>>2909598
Punjabi Prison match

I guess this is the official thread

JOO SOO ROBINSON

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Reminder that Big Dimes Kitamura drew this crowd here today.

Cornettyetty SEETHING

>>2909429
prease derete

>>2909429
Japs were honorary ayrans

>nxt meme music wrestling

yeah that ain't gonna help, all nxt wrestlers are flop

>>2909324
The least you can do is post a link to the aforementioned theme

>>2909334
>all nxt wrestlers are flop

t. Zero Wing

>>2909298
*unrar cock*

>>2909298
>ywn have a qt authentic Japanese gf with a sexy tummy and above average tits
Why even live?

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Based Asuka drawing the qt cosplayer crowd

>WCW went out of business with Hogan employed
>WWE ratings went to shit when Hogan returned in 2002
>TNA is no longer a company after Hogan had a run
Really makes ya think.

>>2909293

Mr. Perfect going to win the RR? Nope
Put over Brett Hart? Nope
Big Van Vader? lol fuck your powerbomb
Fast count to pin Sting? hey ref, do a normal count
Macho Man wins title? Celebrate like you won the match
Lose the 2nd match to Ric Flair after winning the first? ok, but in a count out
Stunning Steve Austin? fuck this guy, I should get a title shot. responsible for making Steve Austin lose his US title to Hacksaw Jim Duggan in 30 seconds???
Macho Man vs Ric Flair in a cage match for the title? Cool, but Hogan vs Giant is the main event. Afterwards I am going to beat up 8 heels and make them run away

>gives Hogan the belt and main event based on a few reactions in Canada

>Pisses of the biggest draw in history Steve Austin so he leaves

Cuck Man Phil was never 'red hot' and was actively tanking business

>>2909095
It was best for business. Punk was too over and needed to be cooled off.

>>2909095
Who this nigga?

No, he makes rain son

>>2909078
>makes everyone he wrestles look awesome even in defeat

Get a clue nigga.

>>2909078
Naito

Problem? Last I checked, that's called being based as fuck

I got down on my hands and knees and thanked Based Big Sexy for killing the "summer of punk"

>>2909068
insecure ego out of control

Nash is so insecure that being a big guy isn't enough and he has to constantly and obsessively try to bully men of smaller stature to feel better about himself