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Shawn's dyke cut and shit-brown pants at Survivor Series '02

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tanahashi in blue is weird

>>2911132
Why are Americans so weak when Jap manlets can just do big movez without even trying?

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>>2911134
this, here is a 5'8" guy lifting a guy only 15-20 lbs smaller than albert/bernard/a train/tensai

>>2911132
Ryan can't wrestle for more than 20 minutes tho, he would literally die in a NJPW ring.

>>2911097
Assault with a pistol or knife is still probably illegal.

I can see a tazer being fair game though.

The thing I'm confused by is interference always happens in the end. Why not just walk out to the ring and instantly have your crew jump them...why only at the end? It's no dq the whole time.

Didn't Kurt shoot Big Show with tranquilizers once?

headhunter

>>2911069
Okadas bodyguard

>>2911069
Japanese Ziggler.

i don't because i'm not a booker and fantasy booking threads are wew/reddit tier cancer. go back.

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vs Kate Upton

stipulation: only breasts may be used - possibly tie both girls arms behind their back to make sure

>>2911059
Bra and panties against Dana Brooke

gave him the belt he worked for
fed him to a part timer
now he doesnt give a fuck and is just collecting a paycheck
this is 100% vinces fault

>>2910932
trying to see how low the ratings would go with him and to show the neckbeard smarks deanetty was shit.

>>2910932
Lmfao because he sucks ! >>2910911

based simon btfo plumpy and taking over his channel

>paying for 4chan

>>2910883

literally worked

One of the greatest dime drawers of all time and one of the biggest youtubers coming together to create a fun sketch? Yeah, I'll defend it.

>>2910880
Oh man, you made me remember CRINGE. And the even CRINGIER movie with him Jhon was in. Oh man, the CRINGE.

Can you imagine how bad /asp/ would shit on this today?

>>2910880

>more cultural relevance in this moment than New Japan has had in its entire existence

wtf i love austinetty now

Based Austin working the negro into a rope day

>ahmed johnson hates the rock and austin
>likes triple H

based ahmed

the fans

>>2910740
Sakuraba easily.

Also source on that Saku pic please.

>>2910740
The one without shitty tattoos.

>pregnant mickie
MUH DICK

>>2910681
MOMMY

>>2910681
>Mickie
Reeeeeeeeeeee why not target someone who's relevant, young, and currently attractive

>>2910645
Nia's face>Lexi's rat face

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they're more than just "friends" ya know. It gets lonely on the road + Nia is obviously a dyke and Alexa is naive/vulnerable enough to get seduced easily even though she's straight

>>2910668
>Nia is obviously a dyke
Yeah right, right, she wasn't banging that soccer guy who got released this year.

It was never an issue until Shawn gulped down Vince's sticky hot cum and got the belt in the 90s. There were know bantamweight title holders before then. HBK opened the doors to a world of vanilla midgets holding the championship belt.

>>2910448
Midgets ruined wwe, first shawn, then Bryan and now finn

>>2910448
Savage, Bret, Shawn and Ric were pretty much the same size.

>>2910294
WWF Fan is the Iron Pill.

>>2910294
What about Lucha fans?

>>2910352
Lucha isn't the latest fad. The current thing is real NJPW fans versus Hot Topic Nu Japan fags.

>>2910218
dang he looked pretty cool back then desu

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>Both got mega pushes rejected by the fans

Granted, that's where it ends. If Roman had turned heel after WM31 and went babyface a few years later, he'd probably be mega over like Naito now.

Ishii & Cesaro

>Both absolute workhorses
>Always recognised as fantastic
>Never actually get any real recognition.
>Forever stuck in the midcard