>tfw all Jericho wants to be is a movie star but he fails miserably because no one cares who he is
>tfw he then tries to be a rock star but his band sucks and only gets attention because of his wrestling career
>tfw hearing him have The Rock or Batista on his podcast and sounding so incredibly jealous as they casually talk about their success outside of wrestling
>did a podcast mourning Chris Benoit
hes off his rocker
>>2911013
>tfw he tries to become a 61 minute man
>succeeds
>>2911013
>tfw his crew members are either dead or dying
>no one cares about him because he is damaged from the fact that his friends are dead
>even the crowd doesn't like him
>his only chance is to say funny catchphrases so he gets some laughs out of the crowd
>spots a perfect opportunity to get a friend
>confronts Owens
>crowd is into him and his list
>his best friend wins the Universal championship
>he and Kevin eventually win the United States championship
>he wants to make Kevin special so he arranges a match for Kevin against Kevin
>he then wants to thank his best friend and prepares a party for him
>his friend betrayes him mid-party
>Kevin then takes his United States championship
:(
>board is just an endless stream of WWE/NJPW console war-tier bait threads right now
Hiro should just delete this board if no one is going to moderate it
>>2910987
I told hiro to just ban wrestling from this site all together but he didnt listen.
Best to just roll around in the shit now.
>>2910987
>Hiro should just delete this board if no one is going to moderate it
this 100% for fucks sake. i've never advocated for board deletion before even on boards like /v/ but this place has fucking gone off a cliff the last few months. the redditards are just ridiculous and have no idea how image boards work or the culture of the site. this entire board has to be nuked. put wrestling discussion back in a /prowrestling/ general on /tv/ or /sp/ again. this was a failed experiment.
/asp/ is a containment board you retards. it's not meant to be good or bad, it is to simply contain us
who japan drones will defend this
cringe
Based funky with the sophisticated comedy that WWMeme can't have in their sanitized product.
>>2910979
haha what do you mean?
that's a great storytelling
dumb edrone xDD
Why is his entrance so autistic? Why do people like it?
>>2910911
Carter please samefag my thread
>>2910911
A little to do with the fact that it's SOMETHING different. ANYTHING.
>>2910927
Even if it's tremendously retarded? Wow E-Drones are so desperate different shit that they eat pig shit instead of cow shit
Hey /asp/ies I'll be in Japan soon and remember a couple of years ago here someone said that they got to train Kyokushin Karate while they were there for a bit
I'd like to do the same, or at least spar so does anyone have any knowledge at all about this? I have no idea how to go about it, I already do TSD/Boxing so I'm not unfit
the most memetic of all the karates
>>2910469
Can't find that info somewhere else in the internet? Weird.
Stop mourning stuffed cats.
Stop quietly mourning to yourself in your bedroom at night
>>2910345
Corny is a notorious cat-hater, see Candido and Sytch.
I'm in the weird position of loving Jim Cornette but also loving New Japan. I feel like he'd like NJPW more if Kenny and Young Bucks simply weren't there.
WWE BTFO
>unable to sell out their biggest show of the year in the one of the most densely populated areas on planet earth
>but WWE is the one BFTO
??????
>>2910147
Wrestlemania didn't sell out either
>>2910138
>shill shilling
wowitsfuckingnothing.mp4
Joe Frazier arguably had the best left hand in boxing history. He intimidated his opponents more effectively than Liston. The right side of his opponents faces were always disfigured for weeks. Obviously my favorite boxer is Frazier, who is yours? Also Boxing General.
>>2909165
I should have known none of you pussy virgin fagots would have any idea who this man even was. I hate being part of this shitty generation.
Shouldn't this be on /sp/?
My favourite boxer is prime Mike Tyson. I know, it's so often you hear that. You can make the case that in his prime and before firing Rooney he was up against cans, but still his punches and knockouts were beautiful. The main reason why he's my favourite though is because he's the one who got me into boxing.
Favourite active boxer is Lomachenko. I find his footwork beautiful.
This isn't the right place to post threads like these man. This board is crawling with mandrama aspies. Better go to /box/ in /sp/, it can be shit but it's better than this place. Or at least go to /mag/
>>2909165
Smokin Joe will always be considered as one of the best and one the very few to be called undisputed champ, but when history speaks of him it'll always be him being the loser in the feud with Ali.
>>2909270
Tyson is pretty good choice. His brutal intimidating style was a sight to behold, and yes it does belong in /box/.
On Smarks:
>I kinda think it's funny, they forgot that they're fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8-IDtN9Uo
Holy fuck. How will you fat metlzer marks recover?
Based Carder btfoing smarks
>>2908850
Undercarder is just upset that people know wrestling is fake now.
>>2908862
He was upset that he was complete shit during this time and wasn't giving any effort and people weren't happy with him.
Are you against sexy wrestlers?
>nikki
>sexy
fucking kek m8 almost had me there
Final Table, Final Day, ESPN starting an 9:00 ET, about half an hour.
Who will win? Who are you rooting for?
>>2908308
Based Pollak, the only good player. Fatstein is a fucking luckbox
goodnight sweet prince
>>2908412
Hesp was truly based. Anyway, Blumstein's not having a good start. Ott might beat him.
the demon stripper hotness aoretiation thread baby.
>>2908180
Stop using my name for your shitposting
>/Demon King/
that's not how general titles work you fucking idiot redditor
This yelissa meme is long worn out
Ryback was shilling his book on twitter and I thought it would be funny to check out the reviews for it on Amazon. Seems as if our boy Ryan has created himself a whole slew of accounts and speaks in the same voice throughout a lot of these reviews. All of the account with 5 star ratings have only reviewed Ryback product's and this one in particular even hunts down fake Ryback merchanise.
>>2907562
2/2
check out the rest for yourself
https://www.amazon.com/Wake-Its-Feeding-Time-Professional/product-reviews/194276183X/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_hist_5?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=five_star&reviewerType=avp_only_reviews#reviews-filter-bar
>>2907562
link to K.G. plz
>>2907562
Gonna need a link, bucko.
> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 8 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: https://derpy.me/01nvu
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
I can predict it's gonna be a shitty show , not being a psychic or some shit , I just see WWE
Bump
>>2907097
I predict vince givin away tickets at a 75% discount and still not fillin' up ta half capacity
Who is your favourite non-NJPW Japanese wrestler?
For me it's Suwama
Admittedly I only know a few but that Kento Miyahara is legit as fuck.
>>2906969
Asuka
For me it's Jun Kasai