Who is the best weeb wrestler?
you posted him
Oka
>>3109977
*single handedly destroys WWE*
Hate it or love it the Big Dog's on top
>>3109910
he's a faggot and you should go kill yourself
>>3109916
>Cheering for Cena
18+
>>3109910
And he gon shine homie until you all drop
*Gives 10 fart salute*
Thanks to marijuana, when I saw this post, I immediately heard John Cena's theme play in a sound font that an early 90s MIDI computer game song would sound like.
It sounded funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
>the gimmick is he wears a motorcycle vest and talks about a yard for no reason
>the gimmick is he's a 40 year old man who wears jean shorts and brightly colored t shirts with a matching propeller hat
>the gimmick is that he draws dimes
>his gimmick is he flies
"Leeetss goeee Cccenaahhh!"
>>3109839
I actually saw a retard when I went to SmackDown. What a coincidence.
>>3109839
JOHN CENA SUCKS! The guy has no charisma and can't wrestle and drove away normies for years. What a cunt.
>>3109897
wwe crowds are almost entirely made up of them
*proceeds to open mouth to speak and sucks the charisma out of the room*
relax John
>>3109788
Calm down John, It's not your fault he has a bigger penis than your white boy cock.
>>3109806
Hey Joe how you been?
>talented worker
>Aryan features
>defends Drumpf on Twitter
>Chadliest jawline in the WWE
Why isn't he /ourguy/?
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>>3109284
Based
Gaze inspection upon my visual cortex, what do ya see?
>>3109149
THE GOAT WHO DREW DIMES IN DUB DUB EEEEEEEEE
>>3109149
THE GUY WHO PREPPED THE BULL FOR AJ LEEEEEEE
A cuck
Holy shit, Bray actually had a promo that was coherent and had a point for once.
Since everyone wants to make them early edition
Strowman vs Show.
>>3108710
Based Braun
Well.........he tried.
.
>>3108346
>I'll fade away and calssify myself as obsolete
>>3108346
JUST
GOAT
Why doesn't WWE try to sign Mackenzie Dern? She is the QT'est of all the MMA fighters and doesn't have a tarnished reputation like Ronda. WWE should try to poach her before she goes to UFC.
>>3107969
>Literal who vs the biggest draw in women's MMA who just so happens to be a huge WWE fan
Gee, I wonder why.
She's a fat cunt who can never make weight
>>3108490
>literally who
Not accurate. She is a pretty big deal in MMA right now. But it's a conundrum for WWE since Rousey became famous by going through UFC and that's why they want her. If they let Mackenzie go there they will also lose money with that when she becomes famous (very likely to happen). But if they take her before hand they will deny money to UFC even if they don't make much themselves.