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Are they /asp/'s girls?

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MOMMY MOMMY

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"You know what the amazing thing about WWE fans is? I just got a text message here from the building. With an accompanying photograph. So... Everybody was filing out of the arena during the main event because they were outside the building filing in line to buy tickets for the Royal Rumble. Let's think about that for a second. The main event was so boring for them that they left the building and stood in line to buy tickets for the next time this company comes to town. I am so in awe of this company and this cult-like fanbase they have bought. I am in awe of them and I have great respect for them." - Bryan Alvarez

Holy fucking shit, have you E-drones no standards, no shame? First off, this looks more like a ship of African migrants being accepted into Paris than WWE fans. Secondly, E-drones are so unbelievably fucked in the head that no matter how atrocious, no matter how horrible and blatantly distasteful the product gets, they'll still line up to buy tickets for the next event. What the fuck, man. You people sicken me. You don't want to keep enabling horrible behavior, you want to support the company when it does well and punish the company when they get lazy and complacent. You people reward them, mindlessly, no matter WHAT the fuck they do. Sickening.

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Did they?

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PRE-SHOW
>Neville vs Dunne: Title vs Title
Neville wins and carries two titles, granting the UK belt visibility on tv.
>Flair vs Banks: Queen of the Ring Tournament Finals
Flair beats Tamina. Carmella beats Lynch. Flair beats Carmella.
Banks beats Fox. Jax beats James. Banks beats Jax.
Flair wins.
>The Miz vs Jordan
Miztourage is banned from ringside by Angle's orders. Jordan wins.
MAIN SHOW
>John Stewart cuts a promo with Enzo, Cass, and Big Show
>Ambrose vs Rollins
Ambrose and Rollins are the number one contenders for the tag belts until two weeks from Summerslam when Dean turns heel and helps Sheamus and Cesaro beat up Seth. Dean wins.
>Naomi vs Natalya
Naomi wins. Carmella teases a cash-in but decides not to.
>The New Day vs The Singh Brothers
The New Day win. New Day wear Mario outfits for their entrance because Rocket League and WWE are coming to Switch and Mario is from Brooklyn.
>McMahon vs Nakamura
Nakamura wins. Similar to Shane's Wrestlemania match in the lack of a huge stunt gimmick. Shane takes a stiff Kinshasa though.
>Owens vs Styles
Owens wins. Has a real ending and everything this time.
>Bliss vs Bayley
Bayley wins. Carmella cashes in. Carmella wins.
>Sheamus & Cesaro vs The Revival vs Gallows & Anderson vs The Hardyz: TLC Match
Sheamus & Cesaro win. Everyone continues to be amazing.
>Bálor vs Wyatt
Wyatt beats the Demon. Wyatt possesses the Demon. Wyatt can control the Demon now.
>John Stewart cuts a promo with Angle, Jordan, Steph, HHH
>Mahal vs Orton vs Cena
Mahal wins. DJ Khalil is there too.
>Lesnar vs Reigns vs Strowman vs Joe: Elimination Match
Heyman will insist on this so that Brock can't lose the title over someone else getting pinned. Lesnar pins Strowman. Joe puts the big dog to sleep. Lesnar pins Joe.

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Who was the Jannetty?

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Post your favorite single entrance.
Mine is Austin at X-17 even though it uses the theme with Disturbed.
Best video I could find on YouTube, and its sped up, but it's still works
https://youtu.be/-JTu0KaV02I

>also I unironically like Asuka's entrance

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Who killed WCW Bischoff or Russo?

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How would he do if he started to work indy scene? Would he draw? and have companies handing him the belt right away? Imagine him with all the belts.

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Sluts and Cuck

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Vince mcmahon is an evil CIA nigger who ignores god's commandments. God told me Braun strowman was sent by him to destroy the CIA niggers in the WWE. when wwf had superstars, it was when vince was under god's command and obeyed his laws. It was until his company was taken over by a CIA nigger and was brainwashed by the CIA niggers that he joined them. Since then God made sure Dana white would find success with ufc since he disobeys the CIA niggers who try to polymorph him into a pedofile. The CIA niggers sent one of their own glowing faggots to take over the company and put the white men's semen in ransom and force them to suck their cocks.

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Who's going over? Omega or Yano?

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So...which one of you is this?