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>>2927346
Riddled with chlamydia apparently.

>>2927346
>the absolute state of Emma when this thing decides to get its claws out
Koalas are the reason we call each other cunts. We are literally blaming each other for their existence.

>>2927346
That is one dopey looking bitch. Uggo.

>>2927304
Imagine explaining it to a time traveler from 2005

imagine simply trying to explain it at all

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Imagine explaining this to a time traveler from 2003

Firing himself for starters

the entire women's division

Sami, Balor and the nog announcer

>>2927049
Everything was a work

Benoit is coming back as a babyface

>I really felt moved to talk about the CAREER of #ChrisBenoit on #TalkIsJericho on the 10 year anniversary of his death. I didn't wanna dwell on the last weekend of his life, but rather focus on the facts that he was one of the greatest pro wrestlers of all time during the rest of it. Join me and #davemeltzer from the #WrestlingObserverNewsletter as we discuss the beginning of Benoit's career in Calgary & Japan, his first failed stint in #WCW, his entry into the @WWE and his subsequent winning of the #WWEChampionship, his close relationship w #EddieGuerrero, his best matches, how intertwined Chris & my careers were and how all of the great matches we had will probably never been seen again

That's probably what he meant. I see no issue with this. Benoit was one of the best ever.

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the dogs are in the enclosed pool area

>Someone made this thread again
>Someone will reply to this thread again

>>2926955
>Roman is interesting and charismatic
Neck urself my friend.

>>2926955
Ok then who would you like me to cheer? Who in the WWE has a Stone Cold level character?

How do I get abs like him?

>>2927098
Gay sex

So whats your nationality again?

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We full Attitude now

>>2926898
Based Kurt punishing his transnigger son.

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didn't this actually happen?

>I don't know the significance of the stuffed animal

>He beat Andre the Giant with that move

>ENOUGH'S ENOUGH

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How would you book his face run?

Wait until a fan favourite contestant incurs a penalty for stepping out of bounds or retrieving a lost powerball and dunking it after they'd dropped it. Then get Wolfman to come up behind referee John Anderson as he's announcing the disqualification and push him over, then raises the hand of the disqualified contestant.

Once a heel is over with the crowd to the point that they enjoy booing him, his face turn becomes the easiest thing, because they are waiting for it.

>>2926699
He smiles.
Also Wolf was the GOAT.

Probably best collective GLADS here 2.50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVkpZpO3Z8Q

Also starring Mike 'JEFFHARVEY' Adamle

based bino bababooey

based Cole Mine

He will be the future face of the company after Roman Reigns.

THE MONEY COMES
HEY THE MONEY COMES

>Favourite Current Male Wrestler?
Hiroshi Tanahashi,
>Favourite Male Wrestler of All time?
Hollywood Hogan
>Favourite Current Female Wrestler?
Don't care
>Favourite Female Wrestler of all time?
Kek
>Favourite Annual wrestling event?
Royal Rumble
>Most Memorable Mark Out Moment?
cringe
>Favourite Match?
Either Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Minoru Suzuki at KOPW 12 or Hollywood Hogan vs The Rock
>Favourite Gimmick Match
TLC

EVIL
Mike Awesome
Nikki Cross
Trish Stratus
Royal Rumble or Wrestle Kingdom
Taker kicking out of the tombstone at WM27
Taker vs HHH WM27
Elimination Chamber

>>2926302
Fav current male: AJ Styles
Fave Male all-time: Steve Austin
Fav Current Female: ???Sasha Banks? Maybe?
Fav female all time: Trish Stratus
Fav event: WrestleKingdom/ RoyalRumble
Most markout moment: Kurt Angle milk bath
Fav match: BretHart v MrPerfect SummerSlam '91, BretHart vs. Austin WM13, Michaels vs Razor WM10.
Fav gimmick match: Ladder match

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>>2926059
hers are fucking great but this is probably my personal favorite.

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>>2926059
90s fake boobs are the GOAT

Trish

>>2926059
For me it's either The Kat or Terri Runnels.

>more qt azns in wwe
Nothing

Triple h has yet to create a star, all his projects have failed, he's going to kill wwe

Triple h has yet to create a star, all his projects have failed, he's going to kill wwe

He needs to retire

>>2925730
Nah Y2Fat still pretty good

>>2925730
He was the best in the main event tonight. Especially considering that he was gone for 2 months