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>>2928867
Worked

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>>2928867
Did you hear that whooshing sound? That was the joke going over your head.

Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray was called the Gigolo due to his jiggling stomach. True too.

The Bodies were awesome though and Jimmy Del Ray is one of the great midcard guys you'll never hear about.

I can't wait for Based MOOSE to go to NJPW after GFW. He already had a good match teaming with Okada against Tanahashi and Elgin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBJXLic0Bs

https://youtu.be/rscYIh91UN0

>>2928843
>Attractive Japanese Wrestler
>Another Attractive Japanese Wrestler
I'm not watching that gay shit

>>2928627
You can't save roasties. A few have to become traInwrecks to encourage the others to fix themselves.

Lita is a warning to today's divas.

>>2928627
>>2928641
Fuck are you mgtow virgins talking about? If lita wanted a stud bf she can, if sunny can find a fucking bloke than so can her.

>>2928627
save her from what?

Man, I miss those motivational videos about the ugly genius fucking reaper.

>>2928609
So ugly is that a woman?

Pretty ballsy to name your humanitarian award after warrior. There's probably a million quotes from the guy that could sink it if anyone cared.

>>2928567
I don't understand why did Owens and Styles hold back at their first ppv match to tease a bigger match. I don't understand why they then put on that weird Battleground match that still made it seem like they were waiting for Summerslam to do the real thing. Then the title changes hands, this time with Jericho involved, and they started hinting at an Owens/Shane match at Summerslam with Styles as champ? I don't understand this feud at all and this really should have been the best feud of the year for me.

>>2928587
Dude it's a fucking kid show, don't think so much into pinhead

>>2928567
He kicked out from a Pop Up Powerbomb. It was the Frog Splash from Owens that fucked him up. Made him look a bit weak though

>>2928566
based disappointments working their own families

>>2928566
Teddy hart

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>>2928566
David, no contest.They tried to crop as much of his body out of this picture because Ric was ashamed of him.

>>2928521
Is that fucking vinyl siding? WTF Bret? I thought you were better than that.

Christ, it looks like Bret is an old cat and is shedding his hair everywhere in that pic.

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>tfw no milk chocolate waifu with a fat ass

Bret clearly a man of taste and has evolved beyond basic bitch vanilla taste in boring white women.

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Similar thing happened to me a while back. Some nigger named Tom kept following me.

>>2928515
>lets not meet
Cringe

>>2928533
I enjoyed this buddy, but understand your audience. Most of /asp/ was barely able to crawl that far back.

>>2928499
no they don't let faggots do martial arts

>>2928499
i wouldn't let a nigga punch me in the mouth with braces but I also wouldn't let it stop me from learning. You're probably a long ways away from sparring anyway but you can still practice striking. wear a mouthguard anyway.

>>2928499
Yeah. Just ask the dentist for a mouthguard to cover them so you don't cut the inside of you mouth and the tracks don't get damaged.

>>2928384
based united states championship working the smarks

>>2928384
based united states championship working the smarks

>>2928384
based united states championship working the smarks

*saves /asp/*

>>2928420
based chris saving /asp/

One day I am going and to get that tattoed and probably an image of Jimmy Ocean.

>>2928314
I play this game as often as I pay my child support

>>2928314
Yea boi Ultimate ++

>>2928314
I used to. It was a nice time killer until I went against OP decks that killed me every time. Guess you need to buy better cards to keep winning.

I didn't bother.

>>2928240
ITT: Nu-Japan cucks about to be SEETHING

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based

Jinder went from a jobber in 3MB to being WWE Champion and featured on the poster for Summerslam

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>>2928044
cool pirate prints and a jolly roger on the back

Not outrageous enough. Also, end 205 Live already so Kendrick can make a go for the IC belt before he literally collapses into dust, or worse, I have to watch Dean Ambrose vs The Miz again.

>>2928044
205 live literally is carried by this guy

BASED BRYAN

Who gives a fuck.

I don't watch the network, give me these matches for free so I'm not even tempted to. Nothing matters anyway, they'll end up doing these matches again within a year anyhow.

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Yeah. Imagine having qualifying matches between your biggest stars before your biggest shows. It's not like other promotions or real sports do that.

ya ding-dong diddly seething cuz nakameme doing the job KEK just like AJetty