It's LITTY
>>2930914
>he still watches TNA
>He forgot about the disaster that was Global Force Wrestling
You are worse than E-Drones
>>2930914
Where's Allie?
Anyone else excited for her post WWE shoot interviews?
>We finally get to know if Alexa is a cunt or not.
She is not being released
And if it happens she is not going to burn any bridges.
We all know Alexa blows all the people in the back.
>>2930880
Emma is the cut at backstage.
/asp/'s beauty standards BTFO'd
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXDvK56FP2i/
>>2930875
God I want to dominate her, impregnate her, and get her even fatter. Fuccing THICC SAMOAN GODDESS
Oh is this the thread where we call the morbidly obese walrus "thicc"?
>>2930831
Nash looks really, really, really good.
>>2930834
He's 6 years older than Shawn
>>2930836
I don't get it. They both did drugs and drank, so why does Big Kev look terrific and HBGay look like the Crypt Keeper?
What is your interpretation of this /asp/?
The fuck
I actually added Sasha to The Wyatt Family a few hours ago on TEW
>>2930808
JoJo and Sasha? He will make tons of caramel babys with them?
Bray is creating a harem of Negress's
Just met my hero Brian Danielson!
>>2930795
That hover hand
Kek!
>posted solely for the hoverhand content
good work OP. Good work.
Don't touch the crazy.
Who was the HBK ?
>>2930780
and why is it Kelly Kelly ?
>>2930780
Layla
>Stop having comedy in the G1. The G1 is for SERIOUS PURO ONLY. FUCK Yano.
Whats his fucking problem?
>>2930710
It was a fuck you to Cornettey, who is a cuck, thus I am fine with it. If anything, Okada was right about not needing 3 legends in it.
>>2930710
You need to change your tampon. Yano and Okada was gold.
Real talk, why just zone star?
You wanted piece of Big Sexy? post your favourite merchandise of The GOAT.
*tears quad*
>>2930711
such original content! you should take this over and share with reddit :^)
>PinHead
How much do you actually like wrestling?
>>2930667
6.5 star match.
i can pull chicks better looking than asuka any day of the week, but 6.5 matches dont happen every day.
I'd have a 6.5 star "wrestling" match with her in my bed, if you know what I mean. What am I, some kind of beta nu-male faggot?
>>2930667
Losing my v to the Empress obviously. What kind of shit question is this.
we want to be sports entertained, not bored to tears with """"""""""women's wrestling""""""""""
>>2930644
tits and ass don't draw. women's wrestling draws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib6dFfpB9Is&t
>what the hell has happened to this business?
>where are all the real men?
>what happened to the attitude?
why did the smarks ruin big dave's return in favor of a vegan skinnyfat troll?
>>2930601
>>2930602
>3 seconds apart
>>2930601
Maybe people want to watch people who can actually fight and have personality instead of retarded bodybuilders fake punch eachother
>>2930613
>mcgoober fans
>manlets
it all makes sense now
Who she blow to be on both shows?
>>2930590
Deanetty
>>2930590
They gave her this to shut her up and stop the whining
Who's going to be the first male WWE champion born in the 90s?
Me
>>2930583
>people born in 1990 will be 27 this year
David Benoit
You know what's sad and pathetic? Guys like DBry, Balor, Seth, Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Sami Zayn, CM Punk, and AJ Styles are the type of wrestler the modern beta nu-male infested crowds of the 2010s want to see (or rather, think they want to see)? I'm not going to lie, I'm not an impressive physical, masculine specimen myself. I'm tall but I'm skinny and not "tough". But this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. This is the big leagues. Go to your local bingo hall if you want to see uncharismatic, everyday-looking guys who look just like you do flips and shit. Is that so hard? It's cheap to get tickets. Like $5 or $10, and you're supporting the wrestlers directly.
Don't you understand that in 1998 guys like those I mentioned above would be nothing more than enhancement "talent" for midcarders? It is incredible to think that we go from having guys like SCSA, Rock, HHH, Taker, Sting, Goldberg, Hogan, Hall, Nash at the very top of their respective companies - charismatic, tall, ripped, extremely talented, tough-as-nails badasses - and crowds LOVING IT... to having guys like Bryan, Styles (talented wrestler, but seriously, he's midcard level in any other era), and Finn Balor clamored over but all the fucking faggots in the crowd?
>hurr durr b-but the crowd wants it!
Numbers don't lie, the era I talked about was the greatest era of all time, the crowds were hot as FUCK, tens of millions of people tuned in every week, it was everywhere in pop culture, wrestling was actually considered cool, why? The stars were talented MEN who everyone could look up to. But this current beta nu-male generation is threatened by that, so they lust after short skinny mediocre guys to feel better about their mediocrity. Then they they wonder why ratings are plummeting ("b-but they rose slightly and briefly under DBry"... LMFAO, do you realize how much they skyrocketed under NWO, and Goldberg, and SCSA and Rock?)
Pic related, it's me providing the soundtrack to all the assmad replies to this truthbomb
>>2930556
Cringing over someone actually writing this.
>>2930561
>2017
>still using the word "cringe"
>>2930556
OP is right 2bh
glad someone gets it
bray is ok though