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SMW days?

>>2908197
DAMN CHRIS JERICHO LOOKED LIKE THAT?

>>2908197
holy fucking yum

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>>2908187
GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2908187
that thing can't even give birth

>>2908187
I would berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king bookaaaaa!

Why wasn't there a wrestler with a skateboarding gimmick in the 90's unless I just don't remember one?
>skates down stage
>ollies into ring from ramp setup for his entrance
>uses skateboard as a weapon to win after distracting the ref

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>>2908284
Shane Douglas and Johnny Ace were a tag team in WCW known as The Dynamic Dudes, a skateboarding gimmick. It flopped hard, partly because neither could actually skate.

>>2908125
Breaking news 14 hours ago.

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fffffff-f-f-r-r-r-REEEEEEEEE

>>2907944

Rude, Sting, Nash, Goldberg, Hogan and Barry Windham

jeff jarrett

>>2908028
How about luger?

>>2907899
Don't worry, faggot. He hasn't done Zack Attack since about 2010 and will probably botch it because of that. Also, it is one of the shittiest finishers of all time, you fucking pussy.

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>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in

>>2907899
>THE THE ZACK ATTACK!

I REALLY enjoy their chemistry. Makes the G1 tournament that much more entertaining.

Kevin Kelly was tremendous as the voice of WWF SuperStars in 1998.

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Cyrus is the best colour commentator in the business at the moment

Lol these dudes just have endless bitches, good for them

>>2907763
I want to cum on her face :(

the freakin water is turning all the frogs gay how can you drink it and not expect generation of manlets

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>>2907509
Movies?

>>2907450
Hogan has one of the most sympathetic, hang-dog faces of anybody. You just instantly make a connection with him, it's a real shame he's been wearing sunglasses more and more in his later years because he really evokes a ton of sympathy and empathy with his eyes and it's one of the biggest reasons he got so over and popular.

>>2907462
wtf

>>2907834
what didn't you understand slick? want me to write it to ya in crayon and mail it to you with gold star stickers?

>>2907370
The answer is in her left hand.

>>2907370
Because she loves him, not that you'll ever know, you mogoloid.

Because he is BASED as fuck

She normally only texts him at night to come ruin that puss.

>>2907209
he has fuck her too lol paige is a whore

based ziggler