I am Jim Cornette of WWE fame! I am streaming right now on Twitch as miscenia_shade!
>>2934247
>of WWE fame
It's time for another round of virtual divegrass for our board's team. Are we going to keep our Elite status. Of course! Today we are going against the 2013 Summer Cup Champions /wg/.
/asp/ v /wg/ - 3:00 PM
Time may vary depending on previous matches.
>What are you talking about?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/
>What is /asp/'s team?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//asp/
>What are we competing in?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Summer_Cup
>>2934175
4chan Cups can't draw flies to shit
>>2934175
>>2934175
I hope /wg/ wins, fuck /asp/
I've never seen such hatred for a wrestler. Especially hatred for Mr. SnackPine CIMA himself!
>>2933724
>autism.jpg
There's your answer OP
Give me some CIMAs
>>2933732
>ellsworth comes back
>daniel bryan still pissed
>daniel bryan comes out of retirement in an I quit match with ellsworth at SS
>carmella gets involved in the match causing ellsworth to win causing carmellsworth to get massive heat and daniel bryan finally gets to leave the wwe
who else /fantasybooking/ here
>>2933333
Nice quints
Checked
>>2933333
Nice quints
Checked
>>2933333
>Daniel Brian in hardcore match with Carmella for the Divas Championship at Sacrifice
>Scott Steiner interferes in favor of Brian(after Carmella slapped him he wet his pants and started having seizures)
>Scott Steiner raises Bryan's arm, still convulsing
>proceeds to challenge him to a contract on a pole match
>Steiner wins making him also Divas champ
>Bayley, still playing the underdog role challenges him to an iron match
>Scott Steiner wins 100-1 because he takes it very seriously and beats the shit out of her
reminder that Diesel was the draw and the only thing the Kevin Nash character could draw was surgeons to his quads
based
Then why did Nash leaving start WCW dominance?
Finn Gaylord
Based fĂnna working anon into homosexuality
damn Damien Sandow looks like THAT?
>>2933194
Why does it look like he's residing in another dimension?
based big gut sandow bending time and space around him
>>2933194
Does he belong in the annals of sportscasting history alongside the likes of Howard Cosell, John Madden, and Benny Parsons?
>>2933128
Heenan's Jannetty
>>2933128
Heenan's Jannetty
>>2933128
>Howard Cosell
>Benny Parsons
who?
BASED
FUCK
FALE
>>2933112
Anyone got a video of what Fale did to that poor cat?
>>2933125
https://twitter.com/TOKSFALE/status/888781022858432512
ITT: We bring up pointless nostalgia over long forgotten wrestlers/feuds/storylines/etc that no one has any reason to ever bring up in the year 2017. I'll start.
Remember Gymini?
>>2933075
Based Gymini looking like Ryback before Ryback was Ryback. Ryback?
Kenzo Suzuki and Mordecai
I remember them from (You) posting this thread three days ago
>weeks of Angle freaking out like someone is trying to blackmail him
>secret son revealed
>they're not even in conflict with each other or anything
>suddenly they're a happy family and all the weird tension they've been building up for weeks is literally gone
Where exactly can they go with this storyline?
Based Jason Angle working anon to the core
Nowhere. It'll be dropped by the end of the year.
>>2933034
Who cares? it's a dumb storyline and Jason Jordan sucks. And they wonder why no one is watching.
>Airing Friday at the respective times.
>Link in the comments
>serving /asp/ since 2016
>>2932958
http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube
>>2932958
http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube
/ASP/ BTFO
wouldn't this be /fit/ BTFO
>>2932727
This^
>>2932723
no grown ups (which most of this board is) cares about some dead aussie shitposting male stripper
Cucksev BTFO!!!!!!
reason why Austin was a draw and guys like dean and rusev will never be. They aren't real men, a real man is masculine inside and outside and keeps his bitch in check.
source!
>>2932661
Naomi is chiseled out of marble.
Imagine going back to 1997/8 and telling a wrestling fan that in 2017,
>it is FAR more socially acceptable to go to a multi-day comic book convention dressed as your favorite Japanamation character than it is to watch wrestling
>>2932577
Why would you lie to them?
No one cares.
>implying cosplay and wrestling aren't two sides of the same coin
>implying they're not both fucking great
>implying cosplay and wrestling aren't two sides of the same coin
>implying they're not both fucking great