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>>2944710
I find the weekly episodes boring but Takeovers never disappoint.

>>2944710
I agree. Thank you for bringing a positive post to this ignominious cesspool.

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>>2944731
>I find the weekly episodes boring
Counterargument.

>>2944690
wtf!? Phil isn't looking too good these days

sung to the tune of the Village Peoples' "Macho Man"


Malky, Malky man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a Malky man
Malky, Malky man
I've got to be a Malky! All Right!

Body, my body, body, wanna feed my body
Haggis, baby, Haggis, Haggis, come and thrill my body
Malky, baby, Malky, Malky, love to funk, my body
Haggis and Faggots, it's so hot, my Malky

So hot, yeah my Malky
Allright

Every man ought to be a Malky, Malky man
To live a life of freedom haggis and faggots make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Possess the strength of confidence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a Malky man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Malky, Malky man
I gotta be a Malky man
Malky, Malky man
I gotta be a Malky man

Malky, Malky man
I gotta be a Malky man
Malky, Malky man
I gotta be a Malky man

Malky, Malky man
I gotta be a Malky man
Malky, Malky man
I gotta be a Malky man

>>2944746
Cringe

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Blissboi been picked up by the feds.

Cringe

ya ok pinhead?

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>that doggo
almost missed it

>>woman wrestler is clearly quite capable in the ring
Except this has never ever been the case

Night after Summerslam

Will she even have a match at Summerslam, I thought she would cost Belly the match out of jealousy

i'm a big sasha banks fan. this is my brother recording me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om4FLcUPa-4

PFFT HAHA, ABSOLUTE MADMAN. I SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY KEBOARD xD

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE WANT SOME MITZZZZZZZZVAAAAHHH

>>2944558
>ITT we go back to 2010

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>What ever happened to real men in wrestling, men that used to go to bars and get on fights and fuck whores and do drugs, today's wrestlers watch anime and play videogames like fucking losers.

>>2944533
They are all dead or broke

Bars cost a lot more now and all the cheap accessible entertainment there is now it's easy to see how it happened.

You gotta realize even dudes like Scott Hall and Kevin Nash say they wish they had the kind of video games guys have now.

You call those chicken bones 'legs'?

I wouldn't be a good spotter as I would just slide her pants down and bury my face in her butt since she left an opening

>>2944494
>Can you spot this deadlift from the rack?
You lift?

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>>2944412
They're not even popular

>>2944415
The Dudebusters are popular ! You dont know shit.

> El generico and Kevin Steen

literally who

1. You overwrote it to shit
2. Vince is an alpha male and therefore instantly moves to dominate any space he is in, even when that space is an audience of one sweaty dork. The 2hr silence is not believable.
3. Vince wouldn't use insider terms when talking to a jabroni.

But have a >>2944320
because producing Great Content™ is a learning experience, after all.

>>2944320
Undo his belt and start smearing his helmet all over my man udders. Once he's erect I pop his little chap in my mouth and start chugging his old balls whilst furiously sucking his veiny throbbing member. Drop my shart stained pants and thumb my anal vigorously until reaching climax. Squirt manky jizz on to the elevator floor.

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>>2944320
>The first hour, the two of you desperately try to call for help, but there is no cell signal and no one can hear you.
>call for help

You look like puerto rican HOOOORE

>>2944306
Who is this?

It's just funny because tony was an absentee father that let meadow and Carmella raise AJ while also maintaining the idea that he doesn't want AJ to follow in his foot steps. So what else was he supposed to do? He seemed to be normal by today's standards.

Moreover, Austin suggested that if charisma really is the most important factor in scouting prospective WWE talents, Triple H should look no further than Omega, who has charisma in spades.

"I was watching an interview Triple H did an [the interview and] said, 'what's the one thing you're looking for most in a person that he's interviewing with to bring into the company?' And the number one thing he said was 'charisma,' and, man, when I see this kid, and I've never met him, but I saw some of his interviews over there in Japan. He speaks fluent Japanese and his mannerism. And, boy, all of a sudden, he started lighting up in the Japanese language. And then, he's speaking in English. He was like a lightning bolt on that microphone."

Austin considered, "hell-a lot of charisma, hell-a lot of presence, and bigger than life personality. And he can go like a son of a b---h in the ring, so he has got all that a true star needs. He has been in the business 15 years or better, so he knows all that. He knows how to get over. He can get over like no one ever did, if the company's really behind him and given that platform. I think he's a guy that's hungry enough to be on board and say, 'hey, I want to be number one, and I'm the next face of wrestling.'"

What does Austinetty know? He always played second fiddle to the Rock and Triple H and hasn't been relevant in 15 years.

Jim Ross Followed through and noted that he respects Omega for staying with NJPW to take care of some "unfinished business".

"He still has unfinished business to do in New Japan because he has accepted some portion of ownership of his role in that company, so being in New Japan to Kenny Omega is important. It's not just about Kenny Omega and his payday, or Kenny Omega and his gimmick sales, or what the Bullet Club does, or blah, blah, blah, or a million things. It's about, 'can he help build the brand that's funding his life right now?' And that's what they're doing. And he has taken ownership of that, 'I have unfinished business and I want to stay here and get this company elevated more.'"

With that said, Ross indicated that he thinks Omega will sign with WWE in 2018. Additionally, JR insinuated that Omega would be leaving money on the table if he never works for WWE, saying Omega "owes it to himself" to have a WWE run.

"When his deal is up in early 2018, as I understand it, that I think he will be in WWE sometime in 2018." Ross averred, "if you're a pro wrestler and you don't have the chance, or you take yourself out of a chance to go to WWE at some point in your career, in your productive years, you might be cheating yourself in my opinion money-wise."

>>2944276
WWE booking

>swap out anybody for Jinder

>>2944276
Just Swapping our Del Coca and adding the two names you mentioned would be fine. 5 man group of fucking killers

The day wrestling died

Watching that 1998 DX shit as an adult will ruin your childhood. They're awesome when you're 11 years old though and you find dick and poop jokes to be edgy humor.

Actually, most of the attitude era is hard to go back and watch today. Aside from Austin and the Rock, it's fucking garbage.

The day wrestling died

>>2944094
Why is 4chan black for you?
Is it still working?

>>2944094
BASED /ASP/ BTFO SWEATY JAPS