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>>2960657
Only acceptable answer.

>>2960657
I'd say Goldberg if it was biggest/most successful. 'Best' is more of an argument though.

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>>2960894
You mean Johnny Polo

>nobody outside of nippon and rent free inside fat smarks heads vs a worldwide sensation

come on now

>Cringe weeb vs the Jannetty of a team that literally had Marty Jannetty

There both shit

Omega: GOAT
Micheals: not even in the 50 best drawing US wrestlers

I pinpoint the moment I stopped liking him to the hotdog and sliming segments. People thought he was going to be the next Pillman, but he just turned into a Looney Tunes character.

He literally blew it and realized being mid-card is better.

First they acted like he wasn't the leader of the shield towards the end of the life, saying that there was no leader or roman was the leader. But that wasn't such a big deal.

What killed him is that he isn't a heel. I mean look at the guy. He's also a bad era for the kind of character work he's good at. He would have been a lot more successful pre-PG era.

>>2960389
based

>>2960389
So from 8 mil down to 2 mil, even if we were to pretend Cena didn't draw a single one of those views, Nakamura lost 3/4ths of his drawing power already by how he was used.

>>2960379
>implying anyone forgot about perrito's death

>>2960379
Suicide? More like Homicide, hyuk hyuk namsaiyan hehe?

And people said the 619 was a ridiculous meme move. Based Rey working this jabroni's spinal column into a shoot.

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All around the internet, it seems that people are quitting the WWE in droves. Attendance, has been plummeting, most WWE Raw and Smackdown TV tapings taking place in half-empty arenas, ratings, although they've been up these past few weeks, have been plummeting year-to-year. With a record revenue of 214 million for the year of 2017, they've only managed to flip a 5,000,000 dollar profit as of August and both Wrestlemania and the Royal Rumble are behind us. They'll surely get slaughtered once Football returns and be lowballed even further by the USA network (which the WWE felt lowballed them the last time they had a TV rights contract deal, BEFORE the record low ratings of 2016 and early 2017) in 2019. The general consensus on here, 420chan, reddit, Facebook, Twitter, EVERYWHERE Professional Wrestling is discussed online is that the company is in atrocious shape right now and the only fanbase it has left are cultists who follow blindly, who have also started to tune out. The company has found itself under immense scrutiny from the criticism of Roman Reigns to ripping apart Bring it to the Table, the celebration of the company being in rough shape, Alvarez and Meltzer now having tremendous influence, also having their most profitable years in a long time.

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But here comes NJPW offering an alternative.

While WWE is having one of its worst years ever, NJPW is white-hot and rapidly growing, up 20% from last year which was 30% up from the year before that, which was up from the year before that and so on and so forth. They're booking larger arenas, they're stepping into different continents, they're putting on unbelievable matches. This is a company with confidence, ambition and a passion to grow. This is a dangerous company with all the momentum in the world to expand, the ability to sell out their first shows in the United States in MINUTES, something the WWE, with all the millions in the world still struggle to do. Wrestling fans, they've heard about the 6 star matches, the Bullet Club (As held evident by their T-shirts selling out more times than anyone could've ever predicted), the antics of Naito, the young stud Okada, Kenny Omega, Being the Elite, the G1, Dominion, as Meltzer himself said "The product is just hot right now". Soon enough, they'll get a TV deal here in the United States. Soon enough, they'll be back to sell out an arena of 15,000. Soon enough, they'll perform in front of passionate, rabid and white-hot fans who have chips on their shoulders and voices to be heard. Soon, we'll have Daniel Bryan and CM Punk to help out with the U.S expansion. We'll have Batista and John Cena who are fed up with the corporate, political bullshit in the WWE. And there will not be a damn thing to stop us.

Welcome to the revolution, /asp/. I hope you choose to pledge your allegiance to the right side in this war.

>>2960352
Seriously, how did they think that line was a good idea? They literally called their fans "losers".

>>2959151
HHNNNNNNNGG

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>fit as fuck
>she's starting to grow an ass
>no longer box shaped
>half her instagram posts are her firing guns
>has a hiss hiss government get out flag in her gym

she's ready vince, bring her back

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FEET
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he drew dimes

>>2958670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQfn_EinOE

>>2958665
he created the Attitude Era bro.

cringe

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based SashA+ openly hates her fans and still works them into them getting tattoos of her

>>2958092
Please kill yourself, who the hell makes a tatoo of a wrestler, Hahaha, people have serious mental problems

I fucking love GFW, take a bump

ON CABLE WHEN

REEEEEEE

>>2958089
whatever happened to the reno scum?

K.

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It was no better than a 2000 Russo promo or a 1998 Bischoff promo
>Insider references
>Break 4th wall
>Pretend to be shooting

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>>2957945
kek

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>"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!?"
>"What do you mean...?"
>"WHY THE HELL IS HE SPAZZING OUT LIKE THAT?"
>"Oh that's just a part of his charisma. It's what makes him cool."

Nakamura needs to be more drunken savant and less aspergers.

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>"Why the hell is everybody cheering for him?"
>"He's badass and has great entrance music...."
>"What makes him badass?"
>"W-well you know... He's Japanese"

>>2955428
Expect to see this thread back on page one by tomorrow

Yeah, it's annoying. Add something to the thread, god damn it, even if it's some cliche "X working the Y into a shoot"

based copypaster working /woo/dditors into a shoot

We're all using 4chan so what do you think?

haha such a dork xp

i hate women

>>2954137
what a try-hard

>>2953311
Stop watching it then. Everyone else already did.

Bryan's a hero to be honest. He's in the rare position of actually wanting to be fired and the company not wanting to so he can fuck with them constantly in a way that nobody else can.

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>>2953313

I don't watch them! I do browse the dirtsheets however and I never cease to be amazed by the absolute fuckery of this shitty fucking company.