Anybody listen to last B&V putting over Asuka hard? What y'all think of Bryan's fantasy booking:
>booking can't get people to boo asuka, people everybody still cheers her
>"nobody in this company has any business beating asuka"
>clearly 10 levels above everybody in the company
>should move up to main roster undefeated and remain undefeated for like 2 years
>ember ending asuka's streak will be a disaster
>should have asuka go over ember moon at takeover
>replace the injured bayley at summerslam against bliss
>asuka defeats bliss for wwe raw womens title
>"you know how over that would be in brooklyn?... it would be mind blowing!"
28 minutes in:
https://kiwi6.com/file/94g5pi65ml
>>"nobody in this company has any business beating asuka"
>clearly 10 levels above everybody in the company
>>"you know how over that would be in brooklyn?... it would be mind blowing!"
Jesus, this fucking delusion. Asukafags really believe these things?
>>2967212
>y'all
>based bryan alvarez is an asukabro
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
HOLY FUCKING YUCK! Bitch needs to lose weight!
If you stop letting her live in your head rent-free, she will.
>>2967210
Based assgooka working the fat spic
>>2967210
>that soft tummy
>those thicc thighs
Remember the time New Japan could only sell half the seats for their biggest show of the year?
I do
Remember the time WWE legitimately sold out one of their shows without counting concessions and the guy throwing hot dogs and selling peanuts as well as the wrestlers, the cameramen, the referees and even their own staff, factoring them into the overall attendance?
I don't.
In a city with 6 times the population of the city the RR was held in and a larger population than any american city too... how embarrassing...
Remember when 90% of attendees at WrestleMania could actually see what's happening in the ring?
I don't
>w-wait Kenny Omega sold THAT out??
5500 seats. It'll be the highest attended event ROH/NJPW has held.
This thread is going to be ENTIRELY insecure, afraid and whiny E-drones, downplaying this achievement while completely ignoring the fact that the WWE has sold out maybe 1 out of the last 300 shows. You will see many of the regurgitated phrases, all the usual suspects.
>cringe
>gook
>weeb
>outlaw
>bingo hall
>*picture of a fat guy wearing a fedora*
They will completely ignore the fact that they sold 5,500 tickets in a matter of HOURS while WWE shows that have been on sale for WEEKS, sometimes even MONTHS, WWE will consider MASSIVE victories if they only have to tarp off 40% of the arena. They will ignore the dwindling perception, attendance and ratings of their stagnated, unentertaining and at times, offensive product and fling shit our way when NJPW improves, succeeds and posts one of their strongest years in the past decade while their company has to cut pyro, tarp off arenas, fire talents, cut WWE network shows and so on and so forth, lie about their attendance, struggling to hold onto whatever relevancy they have left and post pathetic profit margins, a whopping 2% as of August for the year of 2017 with both the Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania past us, meaning they cannot be used again to save them this year.
But this is fucking awesome, way to go NJPW/ROH and Kenny Omega. Good for them, a victory for ROH/NJPW is a victory for Wrestling and Wrestling fans. Man, they should just go balls out and book a 10,000 seat arena. Just fucking take that leap of faith, I don't doubt for one second their ability to sell the entire place out.
>>2967079
You forgot
>high school gym
Despite WWE gets high school gym attendances
Based fucking Kenny, EDrones O B L I T E R A T E D
>>2967079
THIS
So this is the new TNA right?
This is now an anti-WWE thread. Post your best material.
TNA at its best did 2 million viewers in the US, Who Japan can only dream of being that relevant.
I miss her, bros.
CRRRRINGE!
>>2967018
>rent free
>>2967017
Her body looks gross
If you've been on this board for longer than 5 minutes and haven't been immediately repulsed by the incredibly unfunny and forced "memes", the atrocious threads, the retarded userbase, or Yelissa, you might've seen the following sentences and theories around:
"In-ring performance doesn't draw dimes"
"6 star matches don't draw dimes"
"workrate doesn't draw dimes"
"flippy manlets don't draw dimes only 6'2+ big hosses draw dimes"
"storylines and characters draw dimes"
"charisma and funny skits draw dimes"
If such things were true, why are Raw and Smackdown TV tapings, which consist primarily of scripted promos, segments, skits drawing only a few thousand fans while PPV events which contain NONE of those things and consist primarily of crazy matches, stipulations and heavyweight title contentions normally sell 10,000+ seats, if not several thousands more? Wow, it almost seems like anticipated MATCHES are the draw in professional wrestling, not storyline progression. It's almost as if good matches and stacked cards is what draws, not Jerry Springer-esque "drama" TV. Imagine, if you will a Smackdown TV taping including an AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura back and forth promo exchange. Now imagine an event including a match between Nakamura and AJ Styles. Of these two, which event do you think results in more asses in seats?
Cringe
Story sells the PPV retard
Neck yaself ya mark
because WWE is the worst it have ever been in it's history right now
good stories and characters do draw dimes but WWE have not done that since the late 90s boom
Most people who watched WWE after 2001 did it "because it used to be good" and they hoped someday it would be that good again, but as you can see most people have given up
Austin never main evented 3 manias in a row
Hogan never had great PPV match one after another
Rock never even had an NFL tryout
GOAT
Roman would be jobbing out on heat in the Attitude Era.
Austin got cheered and drew money.
Hogan got cheered and drew money.
Rock got cheered and drew money.
Do you miss Barb Wire?
>>2966692
Like.. the fencing?
Or was there some cringy, edgy bitch named Barb Wire?
>>2966692
Yeah I miss when Pam Anderson was hot, as for barbed wire, I miss that too. Based Sabu
>>2966713
>liked barbed wire
Please tell me you liked it just for her tits?
What's your favorite Royal Rumble match /asp/? 2003 is mine
>>2966636
>not picking the 2001 Royal Rumble
Kys
>>2966639
It had everything. Hardcore midcard section, Hardys opening shit up to pop the crowd, set up Rock/Austin, and you weren't sure who was gonna win. Only fuck up was Haku.
>>2966666
Drew Carey not taking a bump made it worse too
>WWE isn't going to die for not signing AJ fuckin' Styles. Get real. (+579)
>The anti-WWE circle jerk has been insane these last 24 hours. Who gives a shit if WWE can't sign AJ Styles? What possible good could AJ Styles do that a bunch of the other superstars cannot? (+30)
>You can't possibly be suggesting that AJ is at the level of Itami, Neville, Zayn, Owens, and especially Balor... are you? He's good. He is in the elite of best unsigned guys out there right now, but he's just not at the level of "best in the world" guys. (+101)
>Without even going to the WWE main roster, I can name 15 who range from much better to equally good as AJ... Zayn, Owens, Balor, Neville, Sydal, Adam Cole, ACH, Prince Puma/Ricochet, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, Johnny Mundo, Kenny Omega, Uhaa Nation, Jay Lethal, Alex Shelley. (+98)
The absolute state of the E Drones on Plebbit.
Go back.
>AJ isn't on the level on KO, Zayn, Neville, Itami or Balor
Top Kek
>>2966595
>AJ Styles
>Neville, Zayn, Owens, and especially Balor
>Zayn, Owens, Balor, Neville, Sydal, Adam Cole, ACH, Prince Puma/Ricochet, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, Johnny Mundo, Kenny Omega, Uhaa Nation, Jay Lethal, Alex Shelley
It's not fair.
>>2966571
Alexa is an interesting phenomenon, usually when girls are as slutty as she was when she was a teenager, they grow up to look like they're 30 when they're 21, having already popped out 4 kids by 2 baby daddies and being the trailer park bicycle. Contrarily, Alexa Bliss seems to have turned into a pure, innocent virginal princess. Good on her.
>>2966576
It's called an undercover whore
>>2966614
This. Bliss is the worst kind of Whore, because she's able to trick wrestling fans into thinking she's pure and innocent while she goes behind their back and is getting fucked by whoever she wants. At least I can respect Paige for not giving a fuck and showing her true colors.
Reminder that he cheated on his wife with Maria, Victoria, Mickey James, Kelly Kelly, and Kendra Lust. He's a fucking hypocrite with the whole "Hustle Loyalty and Respect" bullshit.
At least he has good taste in side bitches
BMJ (Based Mothafuckin John)
BMJ (Bigamy Master John)
>"The growth coming out of WrestleMania that would have been expected wasn't there."
>>2966487
Really REALLY makes me think
All the shieldettys have been exposed as anti-draws.
Based wwe working the audience
Ivory was the patricians choice
>>2966461
She must be like 60 years old now.
>>2966481
AND?
>>2966461
This guy knows what's up