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Diddly ding dong bumped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZCB9-jnD4

X-Pac & Justin Credible va Kaientai (2001)
COMFY AF

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I would mark out If I saw them enter 2018 Royal Rumble

No.

What's the general consensus on Michael Coles heel run? I loved it personally.

>>2967186
>>2967196
Samefag

>>2967181
not working wtf

>>2967406
worked for me.

>>2967181
>WWE financials
Can I get the cliff notes?

Kek
It's true tho

Well hes little and looks really silly next to BIG AMERICAN wrestlers.

>>2967126
That's because you're an NJPW mark, same shit with soccer fans
>Nani should go back to Man UTD despite playing just as well with Valencia because reasons

>>2967120
how do I into kenny omega physique?

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*steals your (aging) stars only to have them immediately replaced with younger and fresher talent by the company you stole them from*

>>2967120
no kenny sama please!

>>2967092
Literally worked

>>2967092
>getting worked by a fucking WWE character
no wonder Vince treats the audience like children

>>2967092
She really believes these things doesn't she? Embarrassing.

>>2966942
When that terrorist gets sent back to NXT

>>2966942
Once he realises Palenstine is the Jannetty and accept Israel as the owner of the land.

>>2966942
He should have main evented a Smackdown against Nakamura by now. WWE creative are clueless.

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Delete this.

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>when your company goes from hiring girls purely to be fap material to hiring for "women's wrestling"

>>2966900
Now thats a fat ass

Literally, unironically, truly, precisely, completely who?

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>Asians don't have asse-

That's actually based. It's retarded that wrestlers don't hit their finisher a few extra times after the first one is successful. Big Match John's chain Attitude Adjustments is the best move in wrestling right now

their ace in the hole last year was giving orton a beating. it didnt work then and whatever bland shit they've got ready for this year will make the crowd go just as mild. NJPW is the future, faggot

>>2966801
Poor E drone.

>>2966804
It did work. That Summerslam ending got people talking, and Y2J confronting Lesnar kept people talking.

You know remember he got beat clean by Test

>>2966803
based

>>2966793
You now remember he was the one who got Cena over initially so he deserves a clean win over him as courtesy.

Thanks for conceiving me 6 years to late mum and dad

>>2966669
Territory wrestling is coming back. You can start your own wrestling promotion for less than $10 now and broadcast it all over the world for free.

Millennials are jaded with television and film. They are going to seek out cheap, live entertainment. Such as wrestling.

Gen Z doesn't care about production values. They are growing up watching youtube channels with shoestring budgets, and the youngest members are watching Spider-Man and Elsa videos. They really, truly do not give a fuck about big budget productions, they just want funny and meme-y.

When Vince dies everything will change.

>>2966675
>You can start your own wrestling promotion for less than $10 now
*10k* not ten dollars.

All you need is a ring, some wrestlers, a rented out bingo hall, and a couple of digital cameras. With a budget of a few thousand dollars you can even go multi-cam and rig up some lighting. A projector screen for trons, pyro, all the bally-hoo is quite doable.

>>2966640
If he's really still wrestling i'll eat my hat

>>2966640
he ain't putting that punk Death over

>>2966640
Yes
>>2966653
>http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/868221-big-time-wrestling-hypes-terry-funks-in-ring-return-video-wrestling-legend-tommy-rich-comments-on-opening-wrestling-school
Will you be having a fedora or porkpie?

Lucha underground is on Netflix so there's one really good reason already. Also lu is better anyway it's much more concentrated and organized. Plus most matches are great.

>watching any type of wrestling
want me to heat you up some warm milk before bed sweetie?

>>2966672
>meme undergroung
>kikeflix

You have to go back

How drunk are you Op?
Sleep it off bro

>>2966506
Based

the only way forward to save this company is the Hulkster.