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>rent free

>Yelissa
>1degenerate

Smarks only cheer Strowman to be contrarians against Roman

Funny how that works

Strowman owes whatever shred of popularity he has to Roman, the guy made him look like a million bucks

Smarks were fucking clueless as usual, what a surprise.

>>2980771
And a huge draw that kept the company afloat during wrestling's down time.

>>2980909
Not even a top 30 draw lol

>>2980909
>An anti-draw that actively drove fans away with his male stripper gimmick and was only kept around because Vince was/is gay for him

>>2980729
HBK will tell you all about the political game in wrestling. he's the GOAT

>>2980825
his match vs Hogan means HBK is not the GOAT

Hogan is the GOAT at backstage politics

>>2980729
No, politics aren't a work - America really is that stupid.

Pros:
>Suzuki
>Lance Archer
>TAKA
>only actual heel stable
>rad tracksuits

Cons:
>Taichi
>interference out the ass

I'd rate them a good 7/10. Their good matches are great but Taichi and interference get real boring real fast.

>I have to be a lonely warrior tonight
what did he mean by this

>>2981620
>Taichi

Thing is, the guy is a pretty good character in theory but holy fuck is the execution crap.

Why should people feel obligated to try to emulate what they see in fiction? How do you not watch movies where people become rich and successful and not once think "I should try to become a CEO" or some shit?

>>2980564
Boogie actually doesn't as far as I know.

So, (OP) BTFO already, but nice try.

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>>2980564
>How can you watch men at peak performance level

>>2980543
Shawn Michaels permanently BTFO Leafland.

Thank you Lana and Dumpster Fire

>>2980547
fuck you

well her face is as round as the moon

>>2980541
tragedy that we'll not see based io in nxt
that thicc fucking bod is great

>>2980851
No it's actually a great thing. Fuck WWMeme

>>2980462
please respond
is there a more active board that has a good fandom?

>>2980471
have sex

>>2980471
>>2980462
ding-dong diddly cringe.

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>>2980374
>walk into Harley Race's company
>sign up for training
>3 months in
>doing good man
>time to learn flippy shit
>snap arm in half
>surgery
>$20,000 in medical bills
>radial nerve damage
>burns like hell and I can't move my wrist or hand
>5 months lather
>can move wrist, fingers still fucked
>Harley's son (head trainer) wants me to come back
>not going back because I'm scared
mfw

>>2980399
>$20,000 in medical bills
Sad.

>>2980402
I have a long plate in my arm and a huge scar running the length of my humerus now
It sucks man

>>2980358
I'd go through the worst of times to get all of her.

>>2980358
Holy fucking YUM!

Does WOAT mean "wobbliest of all time"?

Not gay at all, they're just two alpha males who realize they are too good for all the wwe roasties and carry out their duties exposing all the uggos of smackdown.

Tyler fucked Summer so he's only gay for Dango

>>2980308
Show me where they've ever expressed an interest in a woman. And you can't use summer. We all know Tyler turned the dangle on the dango

ye
all 3 are gonna hold belts as the shield reunites

Nope. They're midcarders.

>thinks roman is winning at summerslam

kek

>>2980257
is that kumar? why does jinder look so small?

>>2980257
Punjabi Punishment

>>2980257
Based White Castle man working the obese racist smarks

>>2980250
The HoH was at least funny for meme value
The kendo stick one iirc was short at least
The Punjabi Prison was also pretty entertaining and Khali return made me pop
The Flag Match was long, boring, drawn out, and you knew Cena was gonna win anyways, so prob that.

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The WWE is an absolute disgrace, a blight towards the great art of professional wrestling. 2017 has been one of their worst years in terms of in-ring prowess and if you stand with this company after all the hideous shit they have attempted to market as "entertainment", you need to absolutely and legitimately point a sawed off directly into your face and pull the trigger.

>>2980250
>2016
Alexa Bliss vs. Naomi - No Mercy
>2017
Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley - Extreme Rules

>>2980106
Why doesn't the Titus brand have a logo?

>>2980106
Titus Worldwide is the most entertaning thing on RAM aside from Roman and Strowman's feud

>>2980106
based