> nipland's most over and protected finisher is a clothesline
PFFFFFFFAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
No wonder it will always be an obscure wrestling backwater that can only sell 26000 tickets for its wrestlemania
Defend this insectoid-drones
We will, once the WWE sells out a show.
Defend what?
A shitpost by a basement virgin on a furry hentai image board?
>>2993126
26
THOUSAND
STARS OF DAVID
When is this faggot losing the belt ? ASAP I hope, the E needs to count their loses and realize their jobber experiment failed
>>2993023
>botching so hard you injure an opponent is something to praise
>>2993025
Also only got the belt because Vince loves guys who do steroids and the retarded indian fanbase.
*gets booed*
>>2992920
do you think she has a big cock?
*saves professional wrestling*
>>2992922
No that's Tamina
>The Y-young b-bu-bucks ar-aren't ov-over
>Ke-Kenny Om-omega is j-just a no dr-draw w-weeb
>They will n-never app-appeal to an Am-american audi-audience
>They're j-j-just fli-flippy man-manlets
So the Young Bucks recently announced they'd hold a Q&A for Being the Elite on their Twitter. Within 2 hours, they skyrocketed into the #2 trend WORLDWIDE, becoming the 2nd most talked about trend in the WORLD behind what I presume to be a bunch of Pajeets tweeting about Bollywood Music or K-pop or something. Their merchandise has posted RECORD NUMBERS for Hot Topic stores, not only helping Hot Topic reach record sales as a retailer but resulting in NJPW and Hot Topic partnering up to sell LIJ and NJPW Logo merchandise. Hot Topic has sold out of Bullet Club merchandise 4, sometimes even 5 times after restocking, so much so that ProWrestlingTees and other online retailers are barely able to keep up with the demand that Hot Topic and Hot Topic customers are asking of them. Being the Elite has just hit 120,000 subscribers and the number increases by the day, the channel exploding and spreading like wildfire, will reach 1,000,000 subscribers in no time. They sell out arenas and convention centers in HOURS, if not MINUTES, wherever they go (Chile, Chicago, Ireland, Japan, Montreal, California, New York City) so much so that the phrase "Thanks for the house, Young Bucks/Kenny Omega!" has become some sort of tongue-in-cheek joke amongst Indy wrestling circuits. For as much as you guys say they don't "resonate", they don't "appeal" and they aren't "over", taking into consideration all of these things, it SURE looks like they're fucking over to me. These are what the new generation's superstars look like, /asp/. The reason you're confused by them is because you haven't seen wrestlers this hot in a very, very long time.
>>2992763
So you mean the neckbeard smarks who don't leave their house or computers were asking questions to their smark favorites lel you don't say?
>>2992763
>Paid trends.
>Personalized trends.
You're idiot if believe trends are not manipulated.
>conveniently leaving out the top to avoid revealing it says personalized trends not worldwide
There was a couple okada omega trends for me until I switched it to worldwide trends, then they were all gone.
>kenny omega did not almost kill a company
>kenny omega can look straight unlike that cross eyed faggot michael dick in bottom
>kenny omega is not actually a gay gimmick, just a bit flamboyant
>kenny omega was not the janetty of a stable known as dx, he is leading a stable of jannettys
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/896346594613874688
Let alone THREE. Jesus fucking Christ, what a match. That had to have been 6 stars, at least. Would've been 6 and a half had they kept going for a few more minutes as time was running out.
They fucking did it again. What the fuck? How do they keep on outdoing themselves? They have to be the new Misawa and Kobashi. Jesus Christ. How did you enjoy that match, /asp/? What would you rate it?
>>2992451
4.25
Don't compare these two overrated kids to the gods
Did what again? Have a match that nobody saw and nobody will remember in 10 years?
>>2992451
wasn't the best of their trilogy, still a 9/10. but try not to suck their cocks too hard
ITT: Post a wrestler without posting that wrestler
That fidget spinner is Enzo
What is the hipster, "play vidya on CRT," "listen to music on vinyl," of pro wrestling?
>>2991770
Watching NJPW
>>2991773
preferring njpw with the ching chong commentary
watching AJPW or Noah
>Watch G1 Climax 27: Day 18 at 2:30am PDT / 5:30am EDT / 10:30am BST
>Where
www.NJPWWORLD.com
B Block:
*Kazuchika Okada - 13
*Kenny Omega - 12
*EVIL - 10
*Minoru Suzuki - 9
*SANADA - 8
*Michael Elgin - 8
*Juice Robinson - 6
*Tama Tonga - 6
*Toru Yano - 6
*Satoshi Kojima - 2
>Day 18:
G1 Climax 27 B Block Final Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. Kenny Omega
G1 Climax 27 B Block Match: Satoshi Kojima vs. EVIL
G1 Climax 27 B Block Match: Toru Yano vs. Minoru Suzuki
G1 Climax 27 B Block Match: Tama Tonga vs. SANADA
G1 Climax 27 B Block Match: Michael Elgin vs. Juice Robinson
Six Man Tag Team Match: Kota Ibushi and Taguchi Japan (David Finlay & Hiroshi Tanahashi) vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (BUSHI, Hiromu Takahashi & Tetsuya Naito)
Ten Man Tag Team Match: Katsuya Kitamura, Taguchi Japan (Ricochet & Ryusuke Taguchi) and War Machine (Hanson & Raymond Rowe) vs. Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Cody, Hangman Page, Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson)
Tag Team Match: Togi Makabe & Yuji Nagata vs. Suzuki-gun (Takashi Iizuka & Zack Sabre Jr.)
Six Man Tag Team Match: CHAOS (Hirooki Goto, Tomohiro Ishii & YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Bullet Club (Chase Owens, Tanga Roa & Yujiro Takahashi)
Eight Man Tag Team Match: Hirai Kawato, Jushin Thunder Liger, KUSHIDA & Tiger Mask vs. Suzuki-gun (El Desperado, Taichi, TAKA Michinoku & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)
>>2991749
Alternative: http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube
>G1 Climax 27 B Block Match: Toru Yano vs. Minoru Suzuki
>>2991758
Dear god I hope so
Are you ready?
What time will the main start?
OF COURSE I'M READY FOR THE 10 STAR MATCH
>2:30 am
>The Ross Report Podcast - 8/9/17
>JR says @ 1h:31m
'Last week in Los Angeles I was doing voice overs for the Japanese show I do'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wyh7Al_UhE
Second largest wrestling promotion is nothing more than a "Japanese show". What the fuck is JR's problem?
Maybe he just thought no one would know what he was talking about?
>>2991353
Jr exposed for being a ding dong diddly bad announcer and always needed vince macmahon's scripts
>>2991353
News flash ya fucking dork. No one cares about your bingo hall wrestling.
What did Hulk mean by this?
What emotion is his face trying to convey?
PUT THE STRAP ON HIM
HE'S READY
>>2991220
nigga tryna flex so hard he shit his depends
>>2991220
OH YEAH BROTHER ONE MORE MATCH FOR ALL THE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE
Previous thread:
>>2921142
Find an MMA Gym in the USA:http://www.findmmagym.com/
Styles of fighting:
http://www.ufc.com/discover/fighter/martialArtsStyles
BlackBeltWiki, great source of info, trivia and help:
http://www.blackbeltwiki.com/
Lifting for MMA:
http://breakingmuscle.com/strength-conditioning/how-to-train-strength-and-conditioning-for-mma
Beware the MCDOJOS:
http://mcdojo-faq.tripod.com
WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN A MARTIAL ARTS GYM:
•Physically conditioned, fit participants
•Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully
•Sparring, "aliveness" in training
•At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level
•Physical conditioning part of training
WHAT TO BE WARY OF:
•Fat, physically subpar students and instructor
•Graduation fees (e.g. "pay $200 and advance to next belt extra quick!")
•No proven athletes training there
•No sparring, moves shown are choreographed (e.g. "the attacker does this, then I do this, then you do this...")
•Cult-like atmosphere
•No physical conditioning
>YOUTUBE CHANNELS ON FIGHTING
https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
https://www.youtube.com/user/FightTipsVideos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVfmHpXONv-LVACBV68tq5Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3zMJRgefZm7ELHkIp-xDA
https://www.youtube.com/user/GracieBreakdown
https://www.youtube.com/user/StephanKesting
https://www.youtube.com/user/theKravMagaTraining
https://www.youtube.com/user/CombatSportsTapes
More to come...
can this be a fun thread this time?
nobody has fun here anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBXGJ7n_-kg
Got to teach class with an inflamed toe. Should be fun!
>>2991212
you literally took a shower, hit the weights, got a clue and gained height
If performed shoot, what WWE gimmick match would be the strangest to watch UFC heavyweights compete in?
Pig Pen
Buried alive
Yapipi Strap Match
>>2991132
CIMA