Does he get rats?
"yes"
>>2989129
>no hoverhands
nice
>>2989129
What's Nakameme doing in the back there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBOCxPiPkwY
>dangerously obese
>size 5XL Baron Corbin t-shirt
>ripped holes in shirt from being too fat
>living in his parent's basement
>edgy youtube username "ShadowWolf"
Daily reminder that these are the people who you argue with on /asp/
>>2988832
Do you feel better about yourself picking on this poor guy who just wants to have a fun time?
>>2988832
>>dangerously obese
>>size 5XXXXL t-shirt
>>ripped holes in shirt from being too fat
>>living in his parent's basement
>>edgy /asp/ maymays
Daily reminder that these are the people who make threads on /asp/
>>2988832
You do not have my permission to post my videos here please delete this post.
>AJ Lee returns at Summerslam as the third Singh brother and helps Jinder retain
How hard would ya mark?
She's almost as hideous as that street rat Yelissa!
...I said "almost"
>>2986132
shut up idiot i'm 10000x prettier than her buy a brain
WWE is starting to bore me and I'm close to dropping it altogether.
Is NJPW really as fun as everyone says? What is a recent match I should watch, what was the best match in the last year?
>>3022450
Animefags aren't welcome to watch New Japan.
You stay on your side, pleb.
>brown lolis
>>3022450
If you watch anime you should seriously consider suicide
>>Which competitor WWE needs to pay the most attention to:
"When you say, 'What's the No. 2 promotion?' and 'WWE doesn't have a promotion knocking on its door and pushing them,' Raw and SmackDown do. Raw and SmackDown have a promotion right on their tail pushing them to do more. That promotion is going to run a show on Saturday night at the Barclays Center, and it's called NXT.
"[NXT] is going to set a bar, and the main roster is going to have to step up to that bar. And trust me, those are all people that are coming from NXT, and now the kids here are pushing them to do the same thing that they pushed the people in front of them to do."
If the success of NJPW is forcing them to make any adjustments:
"I don't think anyone forces anyone to make adjustments, I think it's just that the world changes. What people will accept changes? What people will like changes?
"People's styles that I bring in, I'm not trying to change these performers, I'm trying to give them a platform and then take them on that platform and make the biggest, global star you can make. Whether that goes on to NXT and then on to SmackDown or Raw, whatever that is. A lot of these kids, I want them to be headlining WrestleMania." http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0818/630250/triple-h-on-who-wwe-biggest-competitor-is/
>>3021469
HAHAHAHAHA.
Based H making pro Japs fans SEETHE.
b-but muh 6 stars.
>>3021469
>If the success of NJPW is forcing them to make any adjustments:
>"I don't think anyone forces anyone to make adjustments, I think it's just that the world changes. What people will accept changes? What people will like changes?
>"People's styles that I bring in, I'm not trying to change these performers, I'm trying to give them a platform and then take them on that platform and make the biggest, global star you can make. Whether that goes on to NXT and then on to SmackDown or Raw, whatever that is. A lot of these kids, I want them to be headlining WrestleMania."
based master of spin paul
>>3021469
who japan wrestling literally has more stars from le meltz than fans in attendance kek
WOKE
wtf i love nash now
hahaha oh wow
holy shit nash is god
>Former WWE Intercontinental and Tag Team champion Shelton Benjamin has signed a deal to officially return to WWE, PWInsider.com has learned.
>WWE planned to sign Benjamin last summer as part of their brand split and even ran videos promoting his return to the company, only to learn the 42-year old had a torn rotator cuff during the standard pre-signing medical testing. Benjamin underwent surgery to repair the injury while WWE quietly stopped running the videos.
>Benjamin was signed to a developmental deal in 2000 and was brought to the main roster as one half of World's Greatest Tag Team with Charlie Haas. He was brought to the Raw brand as a singles star in 2004 and even scored several wins over Triple H. Benjamin would go on to work on both the Smackdown and ECW brands before being released in 2010.
>Possessing great timing and finesse as an in-ring performer, Benjamin had very good to great matches but never came off comfortable when WWE would try to build a gimmick around him, including an ill-fated gimmick when comedian Thea Vidale was hired to portray "Mama Benjamin", an idea that was dropped after just three months.
>Following his WWE release, Benjamin reprised his tag team with Haas in Ring of Honor and worked for New Japan, among other promotions.
>There is no word when Benjamin will return to TV or what brand he will be assigned to as of this writing, but one WWE source stated it would be "soon."
>>3020321
It was always the dream to see Shelton on Smack to manage American Alpha
Now they split them up, Shelton is probably going to Raw to train Jason or be revealed as his real dad once the BLACK SON angle goes up in flames
>>3020321
So he'll be teaming with Chad Gable within the month.
What if they work an story where him and Angle fight over whos rightfully Jordans son
why do wrestlers always have wet hair?
>>3019948
for machismo, chico.
Think of how easy it is to comb your hair after a shower.
OP confirmed for bald.
its because their hair would be poofy and disgusting to look at without it
Start liking GFW.
Looks like Wrestle kino is back on the menu boys
>>3019656
>Start liking GFW.
sorry, i dont watch bad product.
Fuck marry kill?
>>3019278
Kill Nia, fuck Alexa, marry whoever the other girl is.
>>3019283
fpbp [/thread]
marry Alexa
fuck Nia
kill the other girl
Who's your current favorite heel, /asp/?
Neville
>>3019040
GOATsworth
>worked the sjw smarks with her cucky bf
>best woman on the mic
>can steal the title at any moment
>muh dick
Biopic when?
>>3018942
Good fucking luck trying to find a company willing to release a film about these racists homophobes. Hollywood is way to afraid of that type of backlash.
>>3018955
they will.
>>3018955
Not to mention the stories of them abusing and murdering kittens for the fun of it.
>Watch Impact! at 8pm EDT / 5pm PDT
>Where
PopTV
The FightNetwork
SpikeUK
>Match Card For Tonight
>Bruce Prichard addresses the GFW world title situation
>Matt Sydal vs. Bobby Lashley for a title shot of their choice
>Sienna (c) vs. Gail Kim for the GFW Women’s title
>Sonjay Dutt (c) vs. Trevor Lee in a ladder match for the X Division title
>Taiji Ishimori vs. Dezmond Xavier in the Super X Cup finals
>oVe (aka the Crist brothers) debut
>>3018780
Airing Here: sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after the Y only)
GFW Ampd Anthology Part 1 following GFW Impact
>>3018782
Cool.
>>Former two-time TNA X Division Champion Petey Williams is scheduled to return to Impact Wrestling at tonight's GFW tapings, we have learned.
Williams wrestled for TNA from 2004-2009. He had returned to the company from 2013 - 2014. His final match with the company was a loss to Tigre Uno at TNA X-Travaganza 2014 in April of 2014. Months later, Williams announced that he would be retiring from pro wrestling.
We will have live spoilers from this week's Impact Wrestling tapings starting this evening.
Where should he go for his excursion?
His big powerhouse look makes me think somewhere in the U.S. but I don't want him turning into Brock...or at least current Brock.
Go to Mexico and learn from Marco Corleone how he managed to become one of the most over people on CMLL by roiding his heart out.
>>3018594
hope he comes over to bongland like hiromu did so i can see him
>>3018594
WWE
We're in for a long night of wrestling this Sunday, are you excited? Think it will be good? Post your predictions.
>Universal Championship -- Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman
>WWE Championship -- Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
>United States Championship -- AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens
>Cruiserweight Championship -- Akira Tozawa vs. Neville
>Raw Women's Championship -- Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
>SmackDown Women's Championship -- Naomi vs. Natalya
>Raw Tag Team Championship -- Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
>SmackDown Tag Team Championship -- The New Day vs. The Usos
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev
>Big Show vs. Big Cass
>Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt
Show looks like complete shit. Main event looks decent but I'll skip the other 5.5 hours.
>>3018572
Mahal
Lesnar
Styles (Shane turns heel)
Tozawa
Sasha
Naomi (Carmella cashes in and wins)
Deanetty and Seff
New Day
Cena
Orton
Big Ass
Balor
Really predictable, honestly
Literally who gives a shit about this? Who even fucking cares, this is such trash compared to NJPW. Just stop watching. 6 hours of complete garbage.