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Legit dangerous

Spot monkey who is nice when he isn't wrestling or on drugs.

Will not have a comedy match

>>3011835
Based Cena sacrificing the world championship record to bring laffs to the universe.

Really make you think

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>>3011835
Really made me think.

>>3011796
Have sex, for the love of God.

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I'd cum blood.

>>3011803
Favourite Cannibal Corpse song

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>mfw asuka kicks out of eclipse

>>3011700
So are you going to an hero when she kicks out of the Eclipse and retains her title?

you forgot at least two zero after 3

based big dick meltzer btfo that tall skinnyfat geek
this is further proof that Vince is Meltz source for everything

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YOU SEE CORBIN, IN THIS BUSINESS... PLANS CHANGE.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Meltzer?

>>3011490
HI BARON

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Meltzer always laughs last.

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BASED

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>>3011461

>>3011791
Man, doesn't matter how bumpy the turd is, he'll never compare with the solid gold man

>>3011461
one of the greatest opening segments in wwe history tonight. jinder is proving himself to be the GOAT even though he's booked like shit. amazing promo.

>you now remember seth rollins reign where he was booked exactly the same and given the same opening theatrics and completely bombing

really separates the GOATs from the WOATs

Cena didn't book himself to beat Sandow.

>Sandow
>Corbin
>potential rising stars

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Corbin was never going to be a star.

SIKHS = BRO TIER
SIKHS = BRO TIER
SIKHS = BRO TIER
SIKHS = BRO TIER
SIKHS = BRO TIER

>>3011224
INDIA #1 INDIA #1 INDIA #1 INDIA #1

>>3011224
GOAT

>hitting mid life crisis at age 26
Joshi is finished. Even Kana lasted until 30 before getting the JUST cut

>>3011165
just following her idol Big Dimes Tana I guess

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She got this

>>3010274
when Linda was running for senate, media started bringing all the bad shit wwe did in the past when she was ceo

>>3010274
>>3010620
http://www.wwe.com/inside/standupforwwe/tenways
Ten ways YOU can stand up for WWE:
>Tune in tonight to Monday Night Raw for a special announcement from Vince McMahon.
>Forward the "Stand Up for WWE" videos to your friends and family.
>Upload video testimonials to YouTube and Facebook voicing your support for WWE.
>E-mail your friends and family stating why you are a WWE fan.
>Write a letter to the editor of your newspaper.
>Share your favorite WWE stories on Twitter and Facebook.
>Make "I'm Standing Up for WWE" your Facebook status.
>Read a story that you feel is unfair to WWE? E-mail the reporter.
>Create signs or T-shirts for WWE live events that state "I Stand Up for WWE."
>Tell those in the military they can attend a WWE live event for free when showing their active military ID.

>>3010274
Vince got a premonition of NJPW destroying WWMeme

>>3009812
Murakami BTFO.

>>3009812
Elbow bunts and then slap?

>>3009812
This kind of stuff is so much better than the flippy junior heavyweight 2.0 shit we have to put up with now.

>>3009792
disgusting card - Keep your E_Drone booking out of Japan

>>3009792
>Wasting Omega with a washed up has-been and not Ibushi

It's like you're not even trying

>>3009792
Punk is jobbing to Juice

If one of those "dues" is John Cena then yes

>>3009710
Lol is that what we call sucking lots of dick now?

If payin ya dues means getting fake tits to get over, then yes.

>>3009668
They only need 50 chairs to put around the ring.

>>3009668
Tradition. It's expensive to rent and done for the fans and try to get casuals in.

It's their Onky money loser attedences wise. They do sell a lot of merch there however which overrides the loss.

>>3009672
Kek BTFO