Cena looks like THAT now?
>>3139694
hope china man impregnate those girls with his chinese cock
How long till Randy shits in Enzo's bag?
>>3139553
That's the real superstar shakeup, boy.
>>3139553
Enzo is actually Randy's shit who became sentient.
>>3139681
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNNa7KJkFyg
>grizzled wrestler from the good old days who never had time between wrasslin and partying to do video games
>a girl
was it a shoot or a work?
i had a terrible fucking dream. dolph ziggler kept coming out dressed as different wrestlers, like Cena, and even women like Naomi. it kept dragging on and on, the crowd was basically dead through all of this, the air was thick with a sense of existential dread, like he was about to go backstage and hang himself.
someone give me a hug
>>3139494
You want to know the worst part? He haven't hanged himself. And now he literally is "phoning it in" that's his gimmick. No more "to steal the show", but - I no longer care, I just can't be bothered, just pay me.
*single handedly destroys WWE*
The only thing Kenny ever destroyed was his Megaman (excuse me ROCKMAN) action figure collection when his boyfriend Ibushi dumped him.
Why does this keep happening, bros? Why can't BMJ just be nice to Roman once in a while? What did Roman do to deserve this?
>REVENUE IS GREAT!
>TICKET SALES ARE SKY HIGH!
Good night /asp/
<3
>>3139407
kys weeb
>>3139408
>canada
>weeb
Does not compute
BASED
>>3139395
based slap a hoe
What is he looking for, /asp/?
>>3139369
The tickets Roman allegedly sells
A dime.
the blue dot
Id watch japanese wrestling but the problem is...they al look the same.
Njpw.pro wrestling is missing that hig match feel that something like john cena or seth rollins have.
Like to me okada looks like a guy that watched american tv and copied off some random jabrony.
They all just seem like caricatures of american television but withut the charisma. Everytime i say "nakamura has no charmisa" nu japan smarks have to explain why hes great. The wrestlers aren't even the same color as me either...
I just dont feel any connection to japanese wrestlers since they are so foreign and ethnically challenged.
I saw tanahashi in tna and he was crap.
Here comes a new copypasta.
Ctrl+C
>>3139229
Cringe
>>3139229
Charles is looking pretty tanned baby
>hasnt wrestled in 4 years
>works the anti smarks
How does he do it?
>>3139164
Cesaro stole this look
The only person he has ever worked is Nami.
>>3139197
>person
>Nami
>itt
Wrestlers that took it up the ass to get a job
>implying Christian needs a job when he lives in Nami's headspace rent-free
>>3139137
>Openly admitting to having homosexual fantasies about Christian
Why did OP mean by this?
Apologize
>>3139131
*slithers behind u*
if u close your eyes... You might just get bit by the viper hehheh
>>3139149
Delete this
What are some of the worst burials in wrestling history?
>>3139043
my dick in yer mums ass