>WHEN I TELL YOU TO JUMP YOU SAY 'HOW HIGH'
Stupid e-drone it's time for the show
PUT THEM UP
PUT THEM UP
PUT THEM UP
>>3014977
...so who grabbed the brass ring?
what the fuck happened to fartlad? does he still post here?
He still makes his autistic videos
>>3014976
Quick rundown please? I'll give you Mr. Perfect's daughter as compensation
>>3014976
I miss the fartcuck, triphammer, bretchad, deancuck and DaNEETer days
post about lucha underground topics itt
catch LU on El Rey network at 8pmEST
Did the New Japan shitposting finally drove off any serious posters
Who win?
I don't know about the first guy, but the other two are human trash
The search for the first ******1/2 match is over. Bless.
How can WWE get away with their shitty wellness policy that is obviously a work?
because vinces family are unstoppable reptilian shape shifters who have been invovled with elite shadow governments for thousands of years.
Because it shows they are "trying" in case of another PR disaster. It's just a bad cover.
>>3014870
>Bonobo Lesnar
OHHH FEED ME MORE DOG YOU MUTHA FACKAAAHHH
>>3014778
Hori Shetto, watto da fakku
Zattu is za gureitesuto resura I habbu eba shin.
I-dabbaru-ji-pi chanpeonchip when?
PG REGEND
>>3014778
>YOU MUTHA FACKAAAHHH
Gedo-san, is that you?
I hate Vince, I stopped watching 2 years ago because I was fucking tired of how he forces his wrestlers to oversell the most basic moves, a fucking dropkick doesn't put a person down for like 10 minutes and I also really fucking hate it when they pin someone when their obviously not going to kick out, fuck Vince
Pin attempts are fine, it's the conditioning for the finishing moves that fucks everything over.
If more matches ended with a random big spot it wouldn't be so bad.
>>3014774
Yes, more matches should end in moves other than finishers. Roll-ups suck, too. I don't see why a match can't end after a superplex or a rope-hung DDT (*AHEM* Randy Orton), for example.
I like how Neville has the superplex and the Rings of Saturn, with the Red Arrow as a last resort.
>complains about overselling
>meanwhile omemega is doing Michaels vs Hogan tier selling and being praised for his 'ring work'
How come there are no actually popular pro-wrestling magazines that keep kayfabe in America? None of that PWI bullshit
>>3014510
>literally "nuh-uh that doesn't count lmao"
Kill yourself
>wanting a magazine only about fake fights
Because kayfabe died after the 2000s
Fuck I want that magazine
We have a Japanese bookstore in my city but they stopped carrying wrestling mags literally this year when NJPW is more popular in the US than it's been in years. Feels bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDnTwib-Q9E
Can we all agree that CFO$ Themes are all just songs that are 10-15 second loops with NO SUBSTANCE!
DG themes are based as fuck. They all sound like video game music.
>>3014387
CFO is an overrated garbage factory that shits out loopy themes.
>>3014387
I have every DG theme and can confirm out of NJPW and WWE they have the best themes.
BE NAKED BB
>calls himself a snark
>gets worked by YouTube aliases
>>3014373
How did you find this?
You set this whole thing up didn't you, you're all these people and you just wanted something to be able to make a thread about.
I think it's time you turned the computer off for a bit bud you're losing it
>>3015686
Everyone knows only 3 and a half people post on /asp/ and they all accuse the others of samefaggong.
BASED PHIL
Punk unironically never drew a single dime as a comic book writer. His Drax book didn't even make it to 10k buys after the first few months, and it was cancelled by issue 11, despite coming off the heels of the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
>>3014363
Nobody draws dimes in comic books anymore faggot.
>>3014363
Bendis buried the GotG and they never got over again in the comics
Seeing that the summerslam card is a clusterfuck and the main event is the only match worth watching, is this time for the shield to reform? Have seth and dean take the tag team belts and help roman win the main event, have them face brock, joe and braun at the following ppv while building up the inevitable feud between braun and brock
Roman is the most over guy on the roster
hes above the shield
getting booed is still over
>>3014312
>have them face Joe, Braun and Brock
You had me up to that point.
No.
Hug Me
>>3014282
Trent?
Fandango?
hawt
Anyone else feel like Shawn Michaels actually did like Marty Jannetty a lot and was just disappointed by what he became
>>3014087
Michaels was supposed to be the Jannetty, but Marty didn't wait until his push culminated to become a drug-addled asshat.
>>3015604
Marty knew from the moment they split that Shawn was going to be the star.
>>3014087
Marty was unstable and told Vince he was quitting along with Shawn to go to WCW when Shawn actually had no clue or say. Vince then offered HBK a pushed singles run if he'd stay when Shawn spoke to him about it.
It was honestly bound to happen. Their irl relationship was getting pretty bad and both we're aiming to do single runs and even had an angle planned
Any of y'all niggas listen to Ron Fuller (Welch)'s Tennessee studcast? It's pretty interesting hearing about how the Welches drew dimes for like 100 years
>>3014013
literally what/who the ding-dong diddly fuck is this shit
>>3014019
6'9 wrestler who became a promoter for the NWA
Talks about how his grandpappy was one of the first people to strongarm his way into becoming a proper territory owner during the depression era/training a wrestling bear
>>3014013
Who?