How can one person be so BASED?
Is she /our/ girl now?
She's been our girl for months
She always has been.
You get called by your favorite indy promotion to debut in a week with a big push, but you have to come up with your persona and gimmick. I'll start.
>Go to ROH
>Debut under the ring name Gordon Hancock
>1800s American Southerner
>Heavy southern draw, calls black wrestlers "boy", dress in old timey work clothes or a confederate uniform. Drink whiskey while cutting promos and talk about my days back in the swamps and bayous of South Carolina.
>Probably get the briscos as my henchmen.
Would it get over lads?
I refuse. I'm not in shape to be Wrestling and I have no idea how to do it.
>>3031760
>1800s American Southerner
It's not the 1800's anymore and topmost fans would see it as a guy trying hard to be edgy. Even if this gimmick made it to TV it would only attract "bad heat" and the network would demand it be dropped.
>>3031760
>Hoodslam
>name is Alex Jonestown
>be a fake alt-right dude who "redpills" people non stop, always talking about jews, flat earth and how illegal drugs are bad but also is a nootropic and smart drug merchant
>sell bags of "Super Alpha Smart Weed" to the audience that is actually oregano
Thoughts on based Shin Nihon exploiting women's beauty and sensuality instead of muh pg wommy """"wrestling"""?
https://youtu.be/n3k7pS0vIdE
>>3031591
Nihon > SJWMurica
based Japan knowing women's roles in the men's promotions
>women strippers in puro
>joshi promotions thrive
>no SJWs
>no Muslims
>no terrorism
>no Trump
>6 star matches
really makes you think
BASED Braun bringing the casuals
>>3031549
You have to go back
>>3031557
t. seething indie mark
>>3031583
t. Uma delicous
Was there an Attitude Era gimmick worse than this one?
>>3031520
JUST Joe
>>3031520
Beaver Cleaver or whatever the name was and only because they never went balls to the wall with it
>>3031520
Posse was based.
>We noted earlier this summer that another Superstar Shakeup was in the works after SummerSlam, with PWInsider reporting that WWE was looking to have two shakeups per year instead of one big draft.
>Bobby Roode is expected to be moving to the main roster after losing his NXT Championship to Drew McIntyre at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III last night. Dave Meltzer reported on Wrestling Observer Radio last night that WWE officials are "super high" on Roode right now, and he is expected to be in the top 5 on whichever brand he is moved to. Meltzer added that WWE has been wanting him on "the main roster ASAP."
>Other talent rumored to be heading to the main roster include Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, Hideo Itami, No Way Jose and The Authors of Pain.
>>3031505
But he still is owed a rematch!
And the rest are all poinless midcarders with the possible exception of the AoP.
just let hideo go back to japan
>>3031510
the muh rematch meme needs to die anyway, it's too predictable and this guy is old af. he can't waste any more time on NXT
> Ric Flair will never wake from his com-
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article168255947.html
>>3031324
>charlotteobserver
>OP uses a website dedicated to charlotte newds
Holy shit lmao
Will Asslexa retain tonight?
probably.
Who is she even facing
>>3031315
Snoop
why ding-dong diddly not
>>3031306
>thot getting worked into a ding-dong diddly shoot by the man
nothing new here
Probably he was so drunk that fucked a dog or something.
Pic related. Taker was 49 ufc cosplayer when he finally lost his streak while Lesnar was a legit fighter, it only made sense he lost. Even less impressive was when Roman Reigns, a guy two decades younger, was able to beat him in the worst shape of his career.
>>3031269
All of them you mark
Cena becoming 15 time world champion
>>3031274
fpbp. also in kayfabe undertaker has supernatural powers and is basically one under final boss level at mania OP ya ding-dong diddly geek
Best WWE show since...when?
>consistently have way better ppvs and booking than main roster
>people still think nxt is a developmental brand
lel
>>3031219
They actually have weeks to train for those matches, the main roster doesn't.
Still, the main roster is just badly booked and most PPVs are far too long.
>>3031232
Practicing the match at house shows isn't a perfect equivalent to being able to rehearse it at the Performance Center, but it's still a rough equivalent.
Like, it's not entirely fair to compare Takeovers to main roster PPVs because of the different schedules and levels of travel but that's not exactly an excuse because it just kinda says, hey, maybe these guys shouldn't be on the road as much as they are.
Why the fuck did they use the Broken Dreams theme in the promo of his match against Bobby Roode, but then he walk in with his shitty CFO$ Roderick Strong theme. Broken Dreams is GOAT theme.
>>3031192
They're trying to separate the old Drew from the new one.
>>3031198
That's completely fine, but they need a GOOD new theme. This reused basic theme isn't doing it. It's not hype at all and doesn't feel like a top guy.
NXT usually makes sure it has excellent themes for almost everyone, why skimp out on Drew?
>>3031198
But that's still the same Drew
Crowd footage of Adam Cole and ReDragon attack on Drew McIntyre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5AMc1Fre2c#t=9s
KEK. Indieshitters BTFO.
>*survives*
this fucking sucks
I wanted a tribute show
The Dude has bled like a motherfucker 2000 times, what did you expect ?
Come closer ....
cough..
cough..
it's so dark...
yes come closer ...
so I can hit you in the balls and roll you up
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why doesn't he have a full-time job with WWE?
If he did gif related would Vince hire him?
Well Vince does love hiring hack radio guys
he basically does
>>3031270
i wanna see the boat movie