THE FACT OF THA MATTER IS CORBIN...
...YOU SEE CORBIN...
...IN THIS BUSINESS...
YOU JUST AREN'T CUT OUT
Hi guys, time to update the stats and the leaderboards and show show you the results of this weekend's SummerSlam action.
First up, the results of last night's /asp/ Approval Ratings. The /goat/ WWE mainstream game is OFFICIALLY Here Comes the Pain!
>>3041040
Next we have NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn III. Three clean sweeps that night as Spurdo Spadre, AlDepansia & Misha take it.
What did Mike "Bingo Halls" Mizanin mean by this?
>>3041016
Based miz got to feel like a indy star
Is it true WWE hires actors to sit in front rows then they just CGI in rest of crowd?
>>3041016
>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFUL
>NO WAY THEY'LL PAY
Here's Miki Motoi
>>3040956
Any lewd?
>>3040956
Cute!
The girl is alright too, I guess
>>3040956
Stop comparing NJPW to WWMeme
> I-I-I D-d-din't l-l-look like a-a f-f-fool at s-s-sum-m-mers-slam
i skipped his match what happened
>>3040937
greased up his hands with lube and rubber gloves and pulled a pipe out of the back of his pants implying it was up his ass
then he threw it to cass and turned heel
>>3040937
He got naked, oiled himself and slipped out of the cage. When he climbed down with his legs shaking he ate a Big Boot
>it's a fantasy booking thread
>WCW NWO theme plays
>Enzo walks down to the ring and steps inside the shark cage
>WCW NWO theme keeps playing
>Big Cass walks out with a gun and stands at the top of the ramp
>Enzo's shark cage goes up in flames
>Cass shoots the gun but it turns out to be a phony gun that shoots silly string
>Enzo is cooked while Cass turns to the camera, makes the DreamWorks face and says "BBQ anyone?"
>backstage cam shows a limo pull up and the door opens
>off camera Enzo is lowered and walks out of the cage before heading to the back as if nothing happened despite being charred
>camera wraps around the door and goes into the limo
>there's no one in it
>cut to announce table
>JBL, Cole and Corey are all dressed like Colonel Sanders and they screw around with their notes not knowing the camera is on them
>Akira Tozawa walks out to no music
>commentary mics are turned off
>Kevin Owens walks out dressed like Bastion Booger
>the name graphic comes up on the screen and says "Fatbody"
>it's a KFC Famous Bowl on a Pole match
>>3040971
Big fan, Mr. Russo.
>>3040931
Carmella cashing in on Lesnar to become Universal Champ
>cool concept ruined by shitty booking
>booking that doesnt align with *my* fantasy booking is shitty booking
>>3040913
And shitty """wrestlers"""
>Sheamus
>Corbin
>Dean
Wonder who's gonna win it next year
>>3040923
Roman reigns, duh.
Here's a thing dumbfucks....for all the mocking and shitting you do on here when it comes to the indy scene, your own community is the most niche, least relevant unknown shithole to ever exist in the internet wrestling spectrum. Its like 300 people exist here at its peak. Fucking 300!! My fucking twitter has three times as many followers and I only post twice in a freaking year!! How are you not embarrassed to be part of this utterly irrelevant garbage board? Be fucking ashamed.
>>3040883
ABSOLUTELY IGNITED
>>3040898
Is "lose your weight" meme actually an asp original? Just wondering.
2009 Zack Ryder
worst gimmick of all time
the gimmick is literally "i'm an annoying faggot please cheer"
>>3040890
and it was over
rly makes u think
>>3040890
this
After the initial Hunter Hearst Helmsley thing, what exactly was his gimmick? Looking for answers beyond just "he was the game!"
Do people even need gimmicks if people can get this far without one?
>>3040771
His gimmick is that he kissed assess and fucked his way around up to the top of the company
"The Franchise"
"Sexy badass rebel cerebral assassin the game king of kings badass massive cock totally not insecure cooler than everyone else always right and never looks weak or dumb oh god please love me"
What the fuck does the Maharaja do in the gym 24/7 if he is so fucking shit in the ring?
>>3040755
I don't mean to make you sound more like an idiot than you've already done yourself, but you don't learn to wrestle in a gym, you get veiny in a gym. Take note of Mr. Maharaja and his fantastic Flamer Tamer elbow; he is very vascular. Veins > Wrestling talent.
>>3040759
By lifting and stretching correctly your muscles become more relaxed so Mahal shouldn't be as stiff as a piece of wood in the ring
>>3040764
You mean like Triple "My arms are so stiff I can't even straighten them when I'm supposed to be knocked out in the middle of the ring" H?
Fuck the brass ring, Jinder's cupping the brass balls while he fellates the brass cock, baby. Deal with it, Maharaja is HHH 2.0. Prepare for the Reign of Dahiśata
Is the only guy left with a truly protected finisher? Even when he botches, nobody kicks out of it.
And who is going to be the first to kick out?
>>3040706
Didn't see the Cena/STUPID fight, but no one that I know of kicked out of End of Days.
The Big Ending is still protected as fuck. The F5 and the RKO are becoming one-hit kills again.
Not usually clean, opponents have usually just gotten distracted
finisher after distraction>>>>>>>clean finisher
>>3040706
It needs to be protected because it's fucking lame, doesn't look like it would hurt at all.
BASED
>>3040670
You think he fucked that tiger?
>>3040725
Three and a half months later that tiger gave birth to Tiger Mask.
>>3040747
KEK
>Greatest in-ring talent ever
Greatest in-ring talent ever
>Greatest in-ring talent ever
Greatest in-ring talent ever
>Greatest in-ring talent ever
Greatest in-ring talent ever
bretcucks and njpw gooklets SEETHING
>Wikipedia
>>3040658
(((Wikipedia)))
He is not
Not even inside WWE
Friendly reminder that this match
>Had no psychology
>Signature moves spam
>Plenty of no-selling
>Was literally a spotfest, with big spot after big spot
That main event was the big lad version of the Young Bucks at their worst, but with power moves replacing flips, and that's fine, it was fun, but if you like it, you can't go on denying what it was.
>>3040562
It was great fast food up until Brock got stretchered away. Then Joe kept doing nothing except coming in and taking a finisher every few mintues and the end where Roman was just spamming the superman punch was pretty awful as well.
Big guys brawling and doing power moves is always great entertainment.
>>3040565
>cocks arm
What's funny is everyone in there besides Roman has moves that look impactful. All he has is his stupid punch and a spear. At least Goldberg would do a jackhammer afterwards.