"I'm willing to kill myself."
>>3054160
the definition of just
>>3054160
His wife almost did that for him when he cheated on her
>>3054160
wrong Brian
What wrestler would you most like to go into the toilet after they have moved their bowels?
You have to measure how "fuggy" the room would be.
Fug is a low cloud consisting of heat, smell, damp, precipitation and "bite" (taste and texture, you should be able to imagine taking a bite out of it and chewing)
Personally I would vote for the Big Show, his movements most be like gigantic model ships, huge pipe clogging brown submarines that smash into the water like depth charges going off. Smooth, rounded and well marbled these would be a sensation for all the senses. It would be sat in the toilet bowl, proud and dignified, it knows what it is but it is in the right place and has gravitas, yes I am a bowel movement but what of it, experience this.
He may use a litter box like a cat as even American toilets may bot be equipped to meet his vast girth.
What say you, m'fellow 'chonners?
>>3054090
>What say you, m'fellow 'chonners?
Fucking cringe...
>>3054096
>le cringe
People who speak in memes are the lowest of the low website users.
I feel bad for pea brains like you, one day you will be forced to converse in real life and you will have absolutely nothing to say, your brain desperately grabbing for relevant memes and images but cannot find anything. I pity you.
>>3054103
Should WWE sign him to go over Lesnar at mania and be the new badass shoot fighter?
WWE should sign him and rename him Stinky Farts and have his gimmick be that he shits his drawers.
>>3054051
So he'd be male Natalya
Honestly who?
>tfw the crowd turns heel
>put on shitty half assed shows
>bury the few people who managed to get over
>wonder why the audience hijacks the show
>>3054046
b-b-but muh based big dog r-record high revenue your just being w-worked c-cuck
>>3054046
>crowd is a bunch of fat smarks that boo anything that doesn't align with their reddit fantasy booking
>starts shitchanting and throwing beach balls during good matches that are booked well with people who work hard rather than shit booked half assed matches
>i-its wwes fault
absofuckinlutely based
>BASED
>BIG
>DICK
>DOLLAR
>HHH
HOLY SHIT BASED AS FUCK
Why aren't you watching Total Global Nonstop Impact Force Wrestling?
Because of the nonstop impact and global force
But I am
Based Hania is debuting soon
Because the crowd of tourists ruins the entire show.
YOU ARE THE ONE MAKES ME SCREAM AND SHOUT
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
I CANT COMPETE WHY YOU STILL HOLDIN' OUT
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
>>3053901
That a new drake song?
Did he write it ?
BE YOURSELF CANT BE NO ONE ELSE
>yfw Bobby Roode gets renamed to just either Bobby or Roode
They wont because his real name is actually Robert Roode
They won't rename him they'll just give him a terrible nickname that they'll use 90% of the time
>The Glorious One
or some shit
>>3053855
>Vince won't do something because of logical reason
Book a tag match without a hot tag
Usos vs Colons.
Texas Tornado
holy shit this guy was extremely cringe in his promos. no wonder he never drew a dime
>>3053714
>frustrated isn't the goddamn word for it
He was pretty good sometimes
He was good in 1997 playing a whiny crybaby gimmick
wonder why he was so good at it
>ITT: Real WORKERS
Pic related.
And if you don't know the difference between and "rasslor" and a worker, you're in the wrong part of town.
huh?
>>3053683
That's all you got to say, little bitch-boy?
wha??
>He's the 2017 version of what a wrestler should be. What a man should be. He's a really good wrestler. The little things that you see in his work like his timing, his positioning where's he's always in the right place getting up.
>People don't really notice it, but there's a lot of things in wrestling where a guy has bad timing, where they screw up stuff because they're in the wrong place. Maybe the fans don't notice it, but the wrestlers notice. I've noticed that Finn's pretty flawless and doesn't make a lot of mistakes.
>But, there's certain psychology in wrestling that some guys got it, some guys don't, some guys never get it. Some guys don't even know what it is, like Triple H. But, some guys like Finn are just born with it and he's got a real gift and is handsome.
>What I like about Finn is that he's a innovator. I find that he incorporates a lot of new moves and new things into his matches. I've also noticed that he takes a lot of little things from my matches or certain matches and he does it as a little salute or tribute. Sort of a nod off to you, like, 'I did your Meathook Clothesline because it was your birthday,' or something. I enjoy those little, subtle compliments from guys like Finn.
>When I look at the talent today, I see it being every bit as good -- maybe even better -- than the wrestlers before. They're as good as ever. Finn is good, even Jason Jordan. He's the perfect black guy if you ask me. He's really, really good and I like him. I'm a Jason Jordan fan.
>>3053545
>the perfect black guy
Fucking kek. I can't wait for this to trigger someone.
>>3053545
>I've also noticed that he takes a lot of little things from my matches or certain matches and he does it as a little salute or tribute. Sort of a nod off to you, like, 'I did your Meathook Clothesline because it was your birthday,' or something. I enjoy those little, subtle compliments from guys like Finn
Lol what the fuck is he on about
>>3053551
Lol what fucking nonsense
Why doesn't the WWE recognize his reign?
they mistake him for funaki
Because it happened in Japan in the 70s for like a month, he never lost the damn thing in the ring, and racist Americans would have flipped shit thinking All American Bob got beat by a nip.
So, pretend like it never happened.
>>3053539
Asian Racism back then.
cm punk is a cuc. .
MY NAME... IS DIMEZO AMORE
AND I'M A CERTIFIED DRAW
AND A BONAFIED STUD
AND YA CAN'T DING-DONG DIDDLY TEACH THAT...
THAT RIGHT THERE - THAT'S BIG ASS...
AND HE DRAW SEVEN DAMN DIMES
AND YA CAN'T DING-DONG DIDDLY TEACH THAT
BADDA BING BADDA BOOM - I WORK THE MOST SMARKS IN THE ROOM
HOW YA DOIN?
BASED ENZO WORKING CLINTON SUPPORTERS INTO KICKING HIM OUTTA THE BUS
what a shitty thread
>>3053482
make a ding-dong diddly better one then loser