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>>3059850
>franchise falls apart after displeasing the deadman
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>>3059850
Undertaker is cringe itself.
Kane return fucking when?
>>3059722
This
>>3059722
never
>>3059722
hopefully never
>>3059675
Seek mental help, you disgusting idiot.
Obviously, him and Trump did a daughter swap i heard too
Probably not but it wouldn't surprise me if they did. Same with Trump except I list him as a somewhat likely
NO DIMES, BAY-BAY!
>>3059645
>4chan pass
seek sunlight
>>3059657
huh?
>>3059709
>paying actual money to post on 4chan faster
>wrasslin is dead
>gfw impact
LOL
>>3059641
>literally everyone looking away
ding-dong diddly cringe
Hello, my name is Junichi, my father's favorite wrestler, my father is a Western movie like Clip Eastwood, like a cowboy like Stan Hansen
>>3059633
Did you say, Junichi?
>>3059633
I think I fucked your mompai, Junichi
>>3059633
And...2 fortune cookies please.
Is Enzo the biggest faggot in the locker room?
>Works his shit tats into every photo
Dave visibly upset being surrounded by these no dime marks
>>3059642
What sort of combination of body odor and cheap cologne must Enzo and Mojo smell like?
>>3059642
Big Dimes Dave
Birthday wishes to Vince McMahon.
poo
>>3059634
Oh,vbe are playing game of "first vvord that comes to your mind" ?
Kindergartan.
I got you there didnt I you racist son of bitch dog . So lovv you are spouti Kindergartan tier insults , that is VVhat thise sitr has come two. Any GLT faggot can make stereo typing. Shout poo like tvverp vvho then gets hass kiqed two Hell. You are jealoys our country that's all,
>>3059634
bitch lasagna
Something is missing in the presentation of this guy.
He has improved a lot in the ring, they even pushed him mostly well for WWE standards, save for the Roman feud.
However:
-his theme music sucks, it's generic as fuck, I'd keep only the roar at the beginning
-his look, he needs a change of clothes
Then you can put the belt on him.
>>3059587
he would make a better champion than part-timer Lesnar or Vince's boytoy
>>3059587
He doesn't need to be THAT perfectly polished. He's not being groomed to carry Hogan's torch and be the next Hogan/Macho/Rock/Austin/Cena unbeatable superface. He's being groomed to be a genuinely threatening "final boss" heel/neutral-force-of-nature. Hogan needed an Andre to topple. Macho needed... well... Hogan. Rock and Austin needed Heel-Vince to be constantly screwed by. Cena needed a constant stream of "the odds" to overcome. It's like vince finally remembered that it's the unstoppable Heel who finally makes the Hero-Face-Top-Guy when he finally topples him, and not the Hero-Face's inherent unstoppability
We keep forgetting that while a true normie-name-recognition-crossover-face can't admitedly be a "vanilla midget," he can't be a "giant monstrosity" outside of the 80's either. You need to be somewhere in the middle. Just look at everyone who managed to be a crossover-success top-guy face outside of the 80's
>Austin 6'2"
>Rock 6'5"
>Cena 6'1"
And look at all the guys who were pushed as top guys, but never truly achieved that success as a crossover-name-recognition face
>Diesel 6'10"
>Undercarder 6'10"
>Sid Psycho/Justice 6'7"
If you're too big, and have a certain... "beastly" look to you, you're never going to be THE top-guy face, but you CAN be the final boss who puts them over.
Too small and unexceptional is boring
Too big and beastly we're pre-programmed to associate with "bad-guy."
However, as far as people who are carrying the torch of Heenan-Era Heel Andre as "final boss," Strowman is one of the best in a LONG time.
>>3061009
Hmm yes and no.
The fact is, as long as the hero is Roman Regins that plan is not going to work. Strowman will never ben Roman's Andre. They have tried it, the crowd sides with Strowman.
The crowd pays tp see Strowman man-handling other guys and throwing them around. Then he's more like Lesnar. Another one that people pay to see him beat up people.
So if he's going to be the fans pick then he'd benefit from a better presentation.
I'm pissed that Gable isn't just getting a singles push.
I'm pissed that Benjamin sounded as bad as he did in his two promo lines.
I'm pissed Benjamin's return was given such little fanfair as it makes this tag team feel a lot less important.
I'm happy an anon made this pic.
>>3059579
>I'm pissed that Benjamin sounded as bad as he did in his two promo lines.
What did you expect? Shelton is the lowest of the low on the mic
>>3059579
Gable is a midget, he deserves to be nothing but a jobber or 205 live
>>3059590
Well I love 205 Live. Gallagher vs Kendrick No DQ next week.
smarks and Nakamura fans can cry in the corner
I'm happy Jinder is still champion
>>3059562
He's grown on me, that's for sure.
Wonder who his next opponent is
>>3059566
would laugh my ass off, if they still continue to punish Corbin
>he gets a rematch after losing the briefcase
>loses again because of a roll-up
Can't Hinder the Jinder
Purchased a set of RPG dice, a 500 page notebook, and a few american pencils and began my own Promotion
I simulate all fo my matches and legit my champion right now is Enzo Amore and he defeated Roman Reigns in a Hell in a Cell match to win the championship
My PPVs usually last around 1 hour and the results are all based on chance
Last year Torrie Wilson held the Cruiserweight Championship for a year straight and was dethroned by Big Van Vader
>>3059556
Please tell me you do this with other people.
>>3059591
Do you think there's a chance he has friends? Come on dude.
>>3059556
why not just playing TEW?
I think while Tommaso Ciampa has been nursing that knee injury, he's spent more time browsing /asp/
in what fucking world is ciampa the HBK
>>3059549
This one
>>3059549
Find a new dimension to live in, Buster, cuz we don't want ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8LvCn5jKI
>>3059508
HOLY FUCKING YUM!
DONG DONG DONG
HEHAHAJSHEJAJ
Kevin Owens should use this
>watching the 4 way at work during lunch
>Braun is fucking up Bork
>normie friend tells me "Jesus Christ! that guy is a fucjing monster! Hes the champion???"
>tell him "No, Brock Lesnar is."
>he knows who Bork is because hes an MMA Geek
>says its believeable but the way "The Big Dude" fought, he should be champ
>even my fucking normie friend thinks Big Dimes Big Ratings Braun should be champ
>NORMIE FRIEND
>>3059484
This didn't happen and Braun has a babyface.
>>3059484
For as much stupid shit that Vince has done over the years he's always been right about one thing - people want to see giants. Even the most casual, the normie, even the most anti-wrestling people can't help but be drawn to two massive hosses beating the shit out of each other.
>things that didn't happen