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>picking the two ugliest women
Paige had some okay moments before she went fat, then got on coke. Bayley is a potaro-faced downie with crooked baby teeth.

shouldve gone with bayley and ruby desu paige has a softer face than a lot of the girls

>>3065580
>and Bayley
Stopped right there. Shit bait.

I only see one mastodon

Because they are the stereotype that a wrestler needs to be huge and buff as hell and while all that strenght is useful in a lot of ways, the "vanilla midgets" are more talented.

Anyway at the end it is all just business and personal taste.

>>3065582
>talented

Doing flips isn't talent

an epidemic of bookie suicides

>>3065551
Floyd gets paid, Floyd's camp calls the fight an abomination/anomaly, then they do a re-match or Conor starts a boxing career. It's all moot though because there's no way Floyd loses tonight.

There is no "if", Floyd isn't losing.

>>3065544
Jason. Lenny is the star of the Misfits. Jason hasn't been funny in years, he just spams his catchphrases now.

>>3065549
Jason is The Rock.

>>3065597
And Lenny is the Austin.

Russo said these promos were always half shoot, half scripted back in the day. And sometimes they were completely adlibbed.

>>3065475
Apparently Piper only told management that day to give him some time on air to get something out of his chest

who gives a fuck that Owen died lmao he never drew a dimetty in his life, just like his brother

>>3065455
The Rock would be in there instead of Cena tbqh

>>3065465
Nah Vince would shoehorn Roman in and then McGregor would bury him on the mic. Cm punk Vs McGregor at wrestlemania would be good though

>>3065666
Unironically would mark the fuck out for this.

courtesy bump

>>3065409

Thanks anon, you're a saint.

I realized I forgot quite a few names, but again, if I can't remember them, fuck 'em.

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>>3065398

I'm kinda shocked Reigns is as high as he is. Thought people only liked him ironically.

>>3065396

Maybe in 2012, sure, but not now. There's a lot of talent that can main event over Dwaynetty and Tripetty.

Do you think the Rock holds a grudge against HHH for his success? How bad do you think he envies him daily?

>>3065406
wut? Other way around, kiddo. Haitch is the one who is a failed actor, whose biggest role was 10 minutes in Blade III. Haitch has always been jealous of Rock. The heat those two have is almost all one sided, going back to 98. But at least back then charisma and a push was all Rock had over Haitch, now it's fame and success.

braaap

you think she snuck a cunny smell in?

>>3065394

I don't think she had a choice.

Based Shoah Joe

Bayley looks so fuckable in this video, my god.

>>3065372

She likes bouncing on dicks. What the fuck did you want me to say anon?

that was cute for a little skit

This is true. Based NXT writers playing to Asuka's strengths.

>>3065353
Can't wait to hear her first 5 minute long scripted promo on RAM. I may just cringe out of my own skin.

>>3065353
I don't think I can recall a single line from a single promo that any other woman in WWE has cut. Asuka is truly the GOAT

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>>3065305

>*Single handedly jerks off Meltzer, working him to shoot all over his shitty hair*

>>3065315
So does that mean Omega worked Meltzer into a shoot?

>>3065257
Pure autism

>>3067595
Hahaha my boi Meltz working the goys into a shoot

>>3065160

I wonder if he ever gets sick of the taste of Melzter's cock.

>>3065172
11 3/4

Based Meltzer working you into watching shitty nip wrestling