Get ambushed
Dude pulls knife at 3 feet away from me
I'm a very fast runner and decent wrestler
know some judo and jiu-jitsu moves
Low stamina
How do I survive the encounter?
>>3066402
Tell them you're a Jew and they'll have to deal with George Soros
>>3066406
what if he stabs me while i'm talking?
down to away plus two for low foot sweep
Holy, Fucking. Yummola.
wanna likc those cum gutters
God damn she needs my ding-dong diddly cum all over that tight tummy
>>3066377
she should tie her hair to her eyebrows like Sasha does
THUD!
that sound was horrific
that sound was horrific
*Makes your pants tight*
>>3066212
*pulls quad*
>>3066212
*draws zero dimes*
>>3066212
*gets worked by midgets*
ARE YOU ABLE TO SNIFF WHAT THE ROCK IS BAKING?
>>3066201
cringe
>>3066201
You address your psalms and your Jon 3:16 well I state that Austin 3:16 just ding-dong diddly smacked that booty
>>3066206
embarassed
General dedicated to the best WWE Champion since Ice Cold Steve Quintain
GOAT
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/Seff/ my seff fags are still out there i know.
>never the guy
>never drew a dime (when he wasnt working with guys bigger than him like Hogan and Flair)
>dressed like a fag
>cringe promos (talking about cream = GAY)
>voice like he was constantly constipated
>pedophile
why do we like him again?
in b4 >le 18+
I am 40
>>3066116
18+
BASED
>>3066116
>I am 40
How does one survive 40 years and still have no taste?
Why did smarks become so obsessed with women's wrestling over the past few years? It's at the point where they rate it higher than top men's matches
>>3066082
Feminism
>>3066082
Even though it is a fagit answer: A good match is a good match for me. The WWE has a few women that are really good, but a lot of them are still way below the average level of the men.
Then again, we have Jinder as a champion, so it is not like we get all great matches from the men either.
And honestly: I rather watch hot chicks it revealing clothes grabbing each other and rolling around in the ring than some men in briefs.
>>3066085
It's this combined with the fact that women's wrestling in WWE had been absolute shite for a very long time before the """"women's revolution"""". WWE practically only hired models and bimbos and put them in 5 minute long tag team clusterfucks that ended with a shitty rollup victory almost every single time.Torrie Wilson vs. Stacy Keibler in a bra nad panties match may have been good for my penis, but fuck it, if I wanna fap I'll fap to porn.
Feminists love to whine about anything and everything being sexist, but there was a clear strain of good old fashioned Vinnie Mac chauvinism in the way they handled the female wrestlers back then. Shit like this basically invites feminism into wrestling by giving them ammunition with which to bitch and moan until they get their way. So now, instead of hot chicks having shitty matches, we have medicore looking women having medicore matches. And if you're an SJW or a feminist in the crowd, you're going to have to pretend that it's literally the best thing ever. You're gonna have to pretend that the women are every bit as good as the men and that they're not, for the most part, botching all over the fucking place even in their best matches.
>injures Asuka on purpose
>>3066008
payback is a bitch...
>>3066012
LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY W H O ?
>>3066015
can someone explain this gif to me, i see it all the time
if you look at the way she speaks, then she is not saying anything close to "ember who"
Give me one good reason to hate him
how about you form your own opinions? i mean this is /asp/ so nevermind HE DUN'T DRAW DIEMS xDDDD
>>3065960
Watch his segments with Joe and Lesnar.
>>3065960
He can't get over with the fans
>New Japan Pro Wrestling
More like Who Japan Poo Gymnastics
>>3065849
stupid fucking gaijins...
>>3065849
>A flippy American and a flippy british guy who wrestle in the US and UK all the time and only now and then are on NJPW
>Somehow this is Japan's fault.
>>3065849
>That last flip with the eye contact
Haven't cringed this hard since the Owen Hart finish.
*makes dimes run in the opposite direction*
is that Bret Hart?
>>3065847
Bret Shart
>>3065845
Didn't he have one of the highest rated RAW segments back in the day?
Wrestlemania main event
>>3065811
Which one is DDP?
>>3065813
The one in the middle
I feel the only reason they hire indy guy's is to is to eventually bury them, I think Vince hates them all and only hires them so he can take aeay their star power and destroy their image, like he did to the ecw and wcw guys.
>pic not related
Vince probably doesn't know NXT exists.
NXT is the spillover brand for indy darlings
It's both a blessing (no chance for real competition, larger talent pool) and a curse (more smarks to shit on a kid-focused show)
I actually have thought of this. I think WWE is lazy and would rather destroy Indy promotions then build their own product.
>A-lister Black
>>3065665
This guy is going to fail so hard on the main roster
>>3065692
They should give him an Antifa gimmick and then have him buried by Trump supporters
>>3065692
Is there anybody from NXT that's more over on the main roster?