ITT: Matches that actually happened
>>3066409
>Stu Hart's Rape Dungeon
Jeez, the Attitude Era was really pushing boundaries when you think about it.
>>3066454
Well, with Sam Raimi doing the booking back them, it's no wonder these match types were so common.
That actually happened.
Cuckman Phil BTFO
>>3066264
>tfw Phil will never ever roam freely in my head
>>3066264
>dat slip at :05
>dat little hop at 0:12
>his little feet going up at 0:20
>his little face at the end
loving every laugh
>this guy is supposed to come off as threatening as a pro wrestler and ufc fighter
Vote now
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1855046xA6f44F18-50
49-0 boxer vs 0-0 boxer
hmmmmmmmm I wonder who will win
>>3066231
Conor McGregor will win screencap this ya fag!
>>3066230
Yall mothafuckas know my nigga Lesnas FlNNA ding-dong diddly cash in
Why did she quit wrestling?
She married CM Punk
>>3065972
literal dysfunctional personality disorders
>>3065972
Because she already had like 14 concussions and her body was about to shut down?
*single handedly buries fatsuka*
Vince does like like people who are marks for themselves (see Goldberg in 2003)
Asuka also speaks about 5 words of English and is already old
she has no chance unfortunately
Also, she's Japanese and has little English.
Vince loves a good promo. He's also not a fan of putting the belt on non whites..
Unless you're Samoan of course
>>3065955
36 is not old in wrestling
Previous thread:
>>2997739
Find an MMA Gym in the USA:http://www.findmmagym.com/
Styles of fighting:
http://www.ufc.com/discover/fighter/martialArtsStyles
BlackBeltWiki, great source of info, trivia and help:
http://www.blackbeltwiki.com/
Lifting for MMA:
http://breakingmuscle.com/strength-conditioning/how-to-train-strength-and-conditioning-for-mma
Beware the MCDOJOS:
http://mcdojo-faq.tripod.com
WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN A MARTIAL ARTS GYM:
•Physically conditioned, fit participants
•Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully
•Sparring, "aliveness" in training
•At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level
•Physical conditioning part of training
WHAT TO BE WARY OF:
•Fat, physically subpar students and instructor
•Graduation fees (e.g. "pay $200 and advance to next belt extra quick!")
•No proven athletes training there
•No sparring, moves shown are choreographed (e.g. "the attacker does this, then I do this, then you do this...")
•Cult-like atmosphere
•No physical conditioning
>YOUTUBE CHANNELS ON FIGHTING
https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVfmHpXONv-LVACBV68tq5Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3zMJRgefZm7ELHkIp-xDA
https://www.youtube.com/user/GracieBreakdown
https://www.youtube.com/user/StephanKesting
https://www.youtube.com/user/theKravMagaTraining
https://www.youtube.com/user/CombatSportsTapes
More to come...
How do you get Conor levels of good with timing and precision?
>>3065410
A point-sparring hybrid?
>Do BJJ for 2 months
>Suddenly perforate eardrum
HAHA OUT FOR 2 FUCKING MONTHS THANK YOU
based big dick conor working the marks
>>3065356
Holy fucking yum
>>3065356
>Conor McManlet getting a boner from looking at Floyd
kek, the BLACKED meme is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jbnbNe1QDA
this is the face of McGregor fans
>TODD is a mcgregor fan
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA *wheeze* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Who was better?
Good ol' Krispin
machismo oozed charisma which is much, much more important than "technical skill" in fake wrestling
and even with that being said, macho was no slouch in the ring.
>>3065110
Wrestling ability - Benoit
Style and Promos and Dimes - Macho
Name this tag team
>>3064556
The Corbin Family
Whats his fucking problem?
Just and the Meme machine
>Standing at an impressive 6 feet, 4 inches tall, with lanky arms perfectly designed to tie his opponents in knots, Lincoln was a renowned grappler known for his peerless strength and keen mind in his teens and early 20s. Remember, though, wrestling in rural 19th century America didn't have the fluid grace of an Olympic contest, and it certainly wasn't the garish morality play of the WWE. No, this style of wrestling was a pure test of strength, with combatants locking horns to prove their dominance in front of an audience mostly made up of drunks, gamblers, soldiers, or some combination of the three. Known as catch-as-catch-can style, this brand of wrestling is best described as "more hand-to-hand combat than sport."
>Touting just one loss among his 300 (or so) contests, Lincoln gained a reputation among the New Salem, Illinois, locals as an elite fighter, eventually earning his county's wrestling championship. He knew just how good he was, too. After one victory, Lincoln reportedly looked at the crowd and bellowed what passed for trash talk at the time: “I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” The challenge would go unanswered.
>Lincoln's most memorable contest came against Jack Armstrong, a member of the rough and rugged Clary's Grove Boys. When Armstrong heard stories of Lincoln's famous strength (from Lincoln's boss, no less), he challenged the future president to a match. Crowds gathered. Money was wagered. And when the bout was over, Lincoln again stood tall, as he always seemed to.
>To this day, historians can only find one instance where Lincoln was bested during a match. It occurred while he was a part of the Illinois Volunteers during the Black Hawk War of 1832, when a man named Hank Thompson became the only man to actually throw Lincoln during a bout for his regiment's championship.
The wrong President is on the dime
based Lincoln working the rebels into a seething shoot
>>3064116
Talk about your Psalms, talk about your prayers, talk about your John 3:16. LINCOLN 3:16 says I’m the big buck of this lick.
>>3064116
Lincoln was also a closet homo, a friendless autist and a legit dopehead.
I'm gonna need it for research purposes
>>3063868
>>3063868
somebody help OP out I also want to jerk off to it.
>>3063868
If you want to do research find the cure to cancer you perv.
our guy showing us how it's done
>>3063580
https://youtu.be/Omwq--nGY8I
>>AJ Styles recently spoke with PWInsider and he thinks it’s only a matter of time before Nick and Matt Jackson, the Young Bucks, join WWE. The tag team has been asked about the possibility of joining the roster multiple times but have said it’s not happening right now. They are currently under contract to Ring of Honor and are the ROH Tag Team and ROH Six Man Tag Team (with Adam Page) champions. Styles said: “Oooh man, that is a tough question. For guys who know to do what they do and they’ve got it done before they even get here….so, I would say….oh, that’s a tough question, man….I give them five years, at the most. Within five years. Yeah. That’s my timeline. What do you think, had the people asked, ‘Do you think AJ Styles would come here?’, if you could have asked that ten years ago? What do you think people would have said then? You never know, man.“ https://411mania.com/wrestling/aj-styles-young-bucks-wwe/
The day WWE dies for real
>>3063436
Will get booked like shit on the main roster then relegated to 205 Live. Probably where "le superkick party! XD" belongs desu
Of course they are. It's the same thing as AJ and Machine Gun and Gallows. They're doing the crazy indie life while they're young but when they're burned out on it and ready to settle down and come back to the States and get a full time consistent schedule they will. The only thing that really matters is solidifying your legacy BEFORE WWE because Christ knows you can't count on their booking. That's where Devitt fucked up.
What's his gimmick?
>>3063265
A salaryman who owes money to the yakuza loan sharks and has to wrestle to pay his debts
>>3063272
That's amazing though!
>>3063272
Unexpectedly based.
Ugly championship belts thread