Book her debut in wwe.
Finn's manager? Seth's cocksleeve?
>>3072450
Debuts in an Inferno Match. Botches and gets burned alive.
Sasha's stunt double, like Mizdow.
>>3072450
>WM
>Alexa Bliss wins KotR style tournament to unify WWE Womens title
>RAW after WM
>Bliss starts off show with crushing promo, burying the entire division
>interrupted by spicy latin music
>Yelissa comes out to loudest pop since DBry won the title
>procedes to mop up Bliss without a word
>before commercial the last thing we see is /ourgirl/ standing over the champ with the title in hand, raised high for all to see
What do you wear to wrestling shows bros
>he goes to wrestling shows
B T F O
T
F
O
>based monster burying manlets
>>3072025
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>3072025
Can't wait until this fag is a jobber a year from now and be future endeavored
HES BAAAAAACK!
>>3071992
who?
>>3072000
dun nun nun nun NAH dun nun nun nun NAH
>>3072000
I think he's some guy that likes dogs, pools and just to hang around.
We are all tired of the neverending Roman's stratospheric push.
Literally NOBODY likes him, all his moves are fucking GARBAGE.
Sooperman poonch looks weak as fuck, drive-by setup is almost as bad as Alberto del Rio's goomba stomp and the list goes on
The thing that infuriates me the most is that he hardly ever loses clean, and when he does he always gets his revenge.
Vince, please, turn him heel and Based Braun face and bury Roidman already
>>3071892
Based Big Dog living in your head rent free
go ahead and make another thread, you obsessed faggot
>>3071892
Who told you Vince browses /asp/?
since WM all hes done is help get Braun over as one of the top guys in the company
it's funny how feuding with Sami ZZZZayn never helped get Braun over at all
*kills a man*
>>3071828
Based
>Wrestling isn't re-
Why Rey why!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*tear quad while tweeting*
Vince has gotta be SEETHING
tripletty the cringetty
wtf! i love sexy star now!
Bitch looks like a mummy.
ewww put ya mask back on
>>3071694
looks like tranny
Sexi Lexi edition
(/WWE/ is BACK on /sp/, and if you mods even touch this thread then we /asp/ies will unleash Carter on this shithole, If you dont know who Carter is then consider yourself lucky, just go into /asp/ and type 'finna' to see our god Carter's beautiful work)
FINNA GOAT
>>3071526
Not a sport, fuck off
fake and gay
>spooge
>>3071488
who was the jannetty?
>>3071514
Obviously that literal who in the first few episodes that OOC replaced.
Are any of their memes over? I guess WHAT BAR kind of is but the rest are cringe
>namedropped Wrestlemania before the action started
>namedropped Inoki v Ali
>worked jbl and mcmahon by calling the biggest fight if all time
Hes got Vince by the balls now
>ding-dong diddly waaaaaah ding-dong diddly jbl did a mean waaaaah I need 3 ding-dong diddly weeks off
>Could have been the next JR if Vince and his butt buddy JBL didn't get in the way
>Has to settle for calling the biggest fight of all time instead
Poor Mauro.
>WWE punishes a guy for having mental illness
>hahah see how you like that GODAMMIT hahah
>everyone else hires him to call their biggest fights
BRAVO VINCE
Has Rami Sebei ever apologized for the fact that he owes his entire wrestling career to a disgusting display of cultural appropriation? As a non-Mexican man, he spent over a decade playing a character that made a complete mockery of important Mexican cultural traditions. The El Generico character is literally an act of professional brownface.
It's completely unacceptable, and he needs to be held accountable for it. I'm calling him out.
signal boost, please share widely
>>3071212
Why should he, that was his only good gimmick.
>>3071243
You need to educate yourself about the symbolic violence of appropriation. It's cultural rape.
SEXAY
STAR
>>3071160
>Sexy Star
>Isn't sexy
What is she implying?
>>3071160
literally the only reason this puta has a career is Vampiro
>>3071160
That girl is a terrible Human being, everyone is attacking her on Twitter, she is done.
You know who got BTFO the most?
Vince McMahon.
Because those two did it exclusively for the money. People paid to see a fight that was almost obvious.
And they still made in 1 night more than WWE makes in 1 year.
And they are vanilla midgets.
In the meanwhile Vince is stuck with his no drawing mastodons like Roman, Boring Corbin, Big Glass.
This is the most obvious evidence that Vince is out of touch with reality. Size does not mean a lick anymore. Nor do looks.
McGregor is a draw because he talks trash. Mayweather is a draw because he talks trash.
Charisma and mic skills are the only things that actually matter.
Side note: Wolfcuc BTFO forever as well and Neethammer too.
Box had Mayweather
UFC has McGregor
WWE had Daniel Bryan.
Everyone else does not draw a dime.
tfw the gate $ for this fight alone is 10 times more profit than WWE will make in this entire year
and the gate $ is peanuts compared to what they made on PPV lol
Bryan had no charisma or mic skills tho
>>3071071
I get what you're trying to troll with, but this is a once only match.
Come back to me when they can make 1000 per seat four times a week, every week for a year.
No, not "e-drone seething" or whatever. I agree with your idea, just the trouble with WWE is saturation. If they only did the big four PPVs and Raw once a month they could charge 1000 per seat for mania and sell out.
Who is signing up?
fat virgins from 4chan like you
>>3070971
My boy Connor o'mac