In this thread we help write a good promo for Roman Reigns one post at a time.
>John Cena
WE
>>3081958
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>>3081962
WUZ
ITT: Couples whose kids have a great chance at being wrestling prodigies
I'll start with an easy one.
>>3081516
>>3081516
More like have a great chance at going bald early and being vanilla
>>3081867
/thread
>NJPW then
>tough, legit guys selling out the Dome with wild crowds through hard-hitting fights and charisma
>NJPW now
>a stuffed toy animal is the most over thing in the company
>>3081314
>you then
>seething
>you now
>still seething
>>3081314
based Gedo saving the industry from cave man Inoki
>People still suck Inoki's dick even though he nearly killed Japanese wrestling
Pathetic.
> T-t-there is no one take Cena's spot, except for Roma-
*sits down, 5 fat rolls pile up*
*speaks in horrible NY accent*
>-n Reigns
>>3081232
Isn't he shelfed for 6+ months
>No better in-ring
>Somewhat better on the mic
At least he's actually tall I guess.
>>3081136
romanetty BTFO never recover
BASED
>>3081136
>Kurt's face
ITT: post wrestlers that were bigger draws than Roman Reigns
>>3080924
>>3080932
the only think she drew were flies to her designated shitting area phil made for her
>because you can't do your job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3080487
What made 2000 Raw so great?
>>3080498
rock
>>3080498
HHH
>Undercarder
52
>Jewberg
50
Undercarder is literally broken and can barely walk. Jewberg can still go like he's mid 30s.
Undercarder is a weak faggot.
>didn't wrestle for 12 years
>Undertaker wrestled full time for about 20 years
>Goldberg wrestled full time for about 5 years
really makes you think
>Ladies and gentleman my name is Paul Herman, and allow me to introduce to you...
>>3080152
I'm so tired of this fat walrus jew
... to my daughter. She cooks, cleans, knows her way around a needle. Might not be much to look at but she's nice and zaftig and has been looking for a good boy to settle down with.
>>3080152
The most overrated person in wrestling ever.
>didn't get buried even when Cena went off script and mentioned the Austin interview
>actually got the last word
>didn't use "le bury" because he had nothing else to say
>roman stole about 80% of deans promo to use against Cena
APOLOGISE
Memes aside everyone knows Dean is the best of the Shield.
>>3079914
dean is just cringe
>>3079934
If Dean is cringe then Roman and Seth are fucking double the cringe. Atleast Dean doesn't fuck up his promos and doesn't have the laugh of a Llama like Seth
>editing out the part where Romanetty forgets his lines and Cena completely obliterates him for that
LMFAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VINNIE MAC
>>3079894
here's the vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLZwB1kUXBI&t=120s
>>3079894
>Literal North Korea propaganda editing techniques
Imagine how scary it must be inside of Vince's head. How warped your perspective on reality would be.
This is a guy who routinely ignores reality when it does not suit the narrative he wants to present. Scary stuff.
>>3079898
they weren't even able to entirely cut around the shots of him looking lost and trailing off, the fucking state of it
Can the pitiful pupper ever recover after tonight?
Any romarks left standing after this are clearly just closet homosexuals.
Based Cena working Roman into a shoot
Based Cena banter letting Roman think he could be a top guy only to get BTFO.
>>3079888
Seriously. The only people left on Plant Earth who still unironically like Roman are Vince, the lardass Tumblr whales and faggots.
Appreciation thread.
I appreciate the fact that she is injured and I don't have to see her.
>>3079582
worked
h-he'll protect her from vince, right?
So the rumors must be true
Hola el ratto
>>3079493
Yes, she's his daughter
>>3079493
Yes she is fucking vince, hhh and the creative team, only way thid no talent skank is getting that push
Is it just me or when Roman forgot his lines and Cena said "Go ahead find it, I'll wait", THE PETTY PUPPER LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO CRY LMFAO?
LOL! "Mr. Leakee"
Is that his real name or do you call him that cause his eyes were leaking like a fake weak ass bitch?!
I've met plenty of wannabe alphas like Roman. They're big, so they never had to fight or verbally banter. I always destroy them and fuck their girls.
Just like John Cena did to Leakface tonight!
Dubs and roman is the real jannetty