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Enzo & Kev are friends IRL

did Enzo actually go to prison, or is he in the CM Punk "cosplaying white boys who get spiderweb tattoos on their elbows" club?

Lmao imagine spending half of your year's disposable income on one shit fight

A shoot that turned into a work

Of course it was.

But McGregor gonna look like a silly bitch if he ever steps foot in a WWE ring now.

>couldn't beat a boxer
>time to take on those wrestlers I challenged

>>3070034
Of course he lost he's a amateur boxer

>>3069963
He'll be jobbing to Enzo on 205 Live literally next week

>>3069963
>smackdown live this Tuesday
>Styles comes out to issue US Open Challenge
>*potato music hits*
how hard do you mark?

Goober made more money from that one fight than WWE will see in 3 years worth of profits. They can't afford him.

>>3069910
Summons a King Cobra to kill his opponent.

Hell in a Cell match to keep the Singh brothers out. Nakamura's about to finish the match but the Singh brothers crash a plane into the cell

>>3069910
why would he need one. he has arguably the best finish in the history of pro wrestling title matches

>>3069861
find me someone with a better theme in NJPW
[nospoileronasp]kenny's doesn't count[/nospoileronasp]

>>3069871
Ishii, and Goto

>>3069871

juice
naito
fale
even zsj has a groovy theme

Jamie Foxc looks scared for his life

>>3069805
Why is /Enzo making a fist? You would think with a hand that tiny you wouldn't want to draw attention to it

>>3069805
did you really just make up a scenario based on a picture you jealous fuck? Kill yourself.

>>3069597
>I'll bite
He didn't nearly lose, he clearly had a gameplan

did we ding-dong diddly see the same match?

>>3069652
DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY

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...ling

Still looks better than Cuck Sabre Jr. Then again Vince looked better at one point that half the roster does now.

>>3068773
How'd they get away with this on Network TV?

>>3068586
>Hitting the shower before lifting

Do people actually do that?

>>3068542
Bump, someone translate this gook pls.

>>3068542
Chris Ming Wah

Did they?

>>3068536
How the fuck could the WWE meme ads be for smart people? You're the dumbass if you can't keep your hat straight.

>>3068548
>worked by a fucking chart

You don't have to reply to these threads

>wwe's meme ads are for smart people
FUCKING KEK

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>>3068451
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>>3068451
He probably thought you were a weird fat guy wearing a Minoru Suzuki shirt who couldn't stop staring at you and chuckling himself then went home with his confidence still in tact and fucked his hot wife

Anyways, >>3068451, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to see WWE a while ago; you know, WWE?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the TV hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Up Next: Cena" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to a live event just because Cena shows up, fool.
It's only John Cena, JOHN G. CENAN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out to watch Cena spew bullshit, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna raise the Hustle sign." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you his action figure if you get out of those seats.
WWE should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the Hard Camera table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start cheering, and then the bastard beside me goes "This is awesome!"
Who in the world chants "this is awesome" nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY think this match is awesome?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "this is awesome"?
Coming from a WWE veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, cheering Roman Reigns.
That's right, cheering the Big Dog. This is the vet's way of attending.
Cheering the Big Dog means more powerhouses than vanilla midgets. But on the other hand the boos are a tad louder. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you behave this way then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>3068451, should just stick with today's TV Highlights.

>>3068102
4 and a manager,idiot.

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>>3068102
>Four Horsemen
>three of them

>>3070278
>2 of them

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>bingo hall dog shit

legit don't give a fuck, nor does anyone with good taste. go away, faggot.

japanese know the value of loli pussy. her memories...

ding-dong diddly who

I'm a fucking coward and you can't teach that

I'm a fucking coward and you can't teach that

I'm a fucking coward and you can't teach that