Goldberg at age 50 is more jacked then every active pro-wrestler
>the state of this carny tribute
Because he's on the juice.
>>3093507
He's not more jacked than Cena, Braun, or Strowman.
>>3093535
>Braun
Brock*
*blocks your path*
>>3093506
Failey
>>3093506
P-p-lease move I have to get home to masturbate to your armpits
>>3093506
I feel sorry for her, bros. Why did that ring-rat have to bury my Bayley?
Luke Harper: NJPW
Fale, GoD: WWE
Baron Corbin: GFW
Ziggler: Home Shopping Network
Emma: Stardom
Shit on mine or post yours
>>3093486
>2Pac writes the "Whats Up" rap that R Truth uses
>Once it got over 2Pac started demanding to get paid
>R Truth felt he didn't deserve it so he hired a hitman to take him out
is that how he got the name Ron KILLINGS?
Gay cops: GFW
The ascension: CZW
Johnny WWE: WWE
Ambrose: CZW
Ziggler: PWG
Roman: NJPW (If they let him be the natural dick he is instead of the corny shit)
Seth: NJPW (Teamed with roman and Tama Tonga with a weird Look-A-Like team)
Zack Ryder: PWG or ROH
Mark Henry: ROH
Brock: ROH or NJPW
Miz: ROH
NJPW product is shit.
Elgin has done more burning hammers in two years than Kobashi did in his entire career. Ishii does ten lariats a match. Okada has to hit his finisher (which used to be over like the RKO) multiple times just to beat midcarders. Omega can't decide if he belongs in a wrestling ring or a circus tent.
The fact you people actually rate this trash really concerns me, at least when meltzer does it he gets some yen under the table
>>3093479
>Omega can't decide if he belongs in a wrestling ring or a circus tent.
>>3093479
Another new pasta huh. Just as unfunny and dumb as the previous ones.
>>3093479
>multiple times just to beat midcarders
Name a midcarder that's taken a full rainmaker and kicked out
Since Beth got in do Victoria and Molly have a shot to make it into the HOF
Molly will get in. Victoria won't.
Victoria should get in for hungrily sucking that dick clean after being firmly pounded. What a star.
>>3093472
This tbqhwyf
> Vince used Roman's heat to put Cena over with segment by having him look bad and Cena universally cheered
> Meltzer leaks out the promos were scripted
> Reddit over-analyzes Cena's promo and starts turning on Cena
Is Vince the worst promoter in current year?
I'm telling ya'll. Roman is a false flag, Vince built up this pseudo new guy just so he could feed him to Cena. Soon Cena will finally be universally cheered and Vince will die happy.
Do not take this seriously.
Reddit or behind the times again. We knew from the very first minute roman BTFO cena
>>3093429
GO BACK!
Is it worth watching?
Currently yes, they have enjoyable storylines and they have at least one or two good matches a show which is more than I can say for WWE programming right now.
>>3093424
>tnGAY
>worth watching
No
>>3093424
Yes. But beware its not consistently good.
If you're really into NJPW or PWG, you'll probably hate it.
If you like 90's style WCW/WWF goofiness, it's a comfy show.
I like it because it's not afraid of goofy campy comedy storylines, doesnt take itself super seriously, and you don't always see the same people every single week like with WWE.
Anybody else a Dr David Schultz mark?
Indeed. His promo vignettes inside his house with the threat of domestic violence looming over everything made him an amazing heel. Lets not forget to mention him shooting on a tv reporter and smacking the shit out of him, which was one of the last true acts of a wrestler upholding kayfabe and making wrestlers look like legitimate badasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
based as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIzkLr7JzQ
kek
Who will be the legend that returns for Royal Rumble this January?
>>3093348
Beniot
Undertaker
Viscera
FACT
The only reason the attitude era was successful was because it appealed to mainstream white trash renecks who were easy to entertain with syfy movie level storylines and tits. Wrestling going mainstream today would be a disaster because it would be an sjw run show copying buzzfeed and people discussing privilege instead of fighting.
>OP doesn't even know what he's mad about
>>3093297
And THAT...is just a fact of life.
>>3093308
Dummy. Yeah!
>>3093297
White trash was already watching wrestling, you're underage because you would realize the edgy storytelling appealed to teenagers and edgy preteens
>le meta complain about stuff man
Name a worse gimmick.
Phil lives inside your head free of charge lad
>>3093287
Hi Phil!
Now THIS is what real wrestling looks like. Take notes boys.
Can someone pelase explain to me the appeal of Daniel Bryan.
I've tried really hard to understand why people suck him off so much but I still just can't grasp why people think he's one of the best all time
>>3093283
He is vanilla and he is a midget. Therefore smarks love him
You could put him in the audience and he would blend right in.
Has there ever been a more star studded show?
>>3093267
I can't believe Great Sasuke is still wrestling. What a crazy old bastard.
>>3093267
has this been the only time the the objectively best male and female wrestler in the world are on the same show?
So who else in WWE do you think is in a polygamist relationship?
Everyone.
BMAJ
Natalya for sure. That whore was born to be bred and you know that crip-dick ain't getting it up!
name a more perfect duo…
go ahead… ill wait…
>>3093190
>>3093190
>actual workers
>sexy
>slightly less autistic
OP BTFO. RIP.
>actual workers
>sexy
>slightly less autistic
OP BTFO. RIP.