What's his gimmick?
>>3109419
Harry Highpants.
>>3109419 Who's the hottie?
He's a retard with autism who thinks he's amazing, but really he never focused long enough to reach anywhere near his natty potential. He has a tendency to say stupid shit online which gets him in trouble with his employers, if not fired. He pushes away people who are as close to being his real friends as he's ever going to get, all because of his massive ego.
Basically, he's Phil Brooks.
It's obvious to anyone who pays attention to pro wrestling that THE most important factors are charisma, intensity, storytelling, and look.
Hogan wasn't particularly athletic.
Nash, Hall, Kane, and Undertaker weren't.
Austin wasn't particularly athletic.
Rock wasn't particularly athletic.
Mankind sure as fuck wasn't.
HGH wasn't.
Jericho, Angle, Guerrero, and Benoit were athletic, but that's not the main reason they became popular. Jericho, Angle, and Guererro were funny and charismatic. Benoit was intense and looked like a monster (and was one too, I guess).
Who the fuck thought the future of pro wrestling would be technical shit and boring people using their real names?
Vince McMahon is literally driving the E into the ground but at least he seems to understand that you need big brute-looking dudes with intensity and charisma. His mistake is that he keeps picking the wrong dudes. Cena is a joke. Reigns has no charisma. But the fundamental idea of what draws dimes is correct.
What da fugg?
>>3109204
>WWE is the only wrestling that ever existed
Embarrassing thread.
Rey mysterio
>>3109226
WCW is dead and other modern feds do even more flippy technical shit than the E does. Maybe in Japan or Mexico that's what people want, but not in America. Us burgers want big charismatic monsters.
>>3109196
BASED! After he loses again he'll come crawling back to Vince for sure
>>3109196
Just apologize to Vince, Phil.
based phil carrying the UFC
For fuck's sake.
>>3109175
Kebab you mean
>>3109172
Aww hell yeah! Something to watch after stuffing my face with turkey and ham.
BASED
I'll be here
It's been awhile since I've seen one of these on here. Let's show some love to the GOAT
Just let it go already.
>>3109117
Based Phil
https://youtu.be/MZmUKPOj_7Y
>AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE
>BECAUSE STONE HARD SAYS SO
*ding dong*
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HERE WITH AN EXQUISITE PEPPERONI PIZZA
THAT WILL BE 10 DOLLARS PLUS THE TIP OH HELL YEAH
is he over?
this guy will LITERALLY fuck anything that breathes .
QUIT RUINING BBW PORN!!!!!!
Who's ready for Birdie Bryan's title match?
>implying WWE would have a crowd that big in 2050
they will be having wrestlemania ona shady website shown inside a highschool gym
>>3108899
WrestleMania 2050
>>3108924
>Wrestlemania 50
>2050
What did you mean by this?
cm GOAT edition
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
>already at #6
what happened in RAW to make the threads fast?
>>3108841
People starting them super early because people were posting them 100+ posts early just so they could make the new one.
Raw Gamethread #4
JORDONZO
BASED ENZO
cringe
If I'm not making gamethreads next week, Hurricane Irma fisted me edition
GOAT
FLYING METALLIC
*single handedly starts womens revolution*
*gets squashed*
>>3108408
*Singlehandedly causes penis to swell with blood*
>>3108408
LOOKIN REAL JACKED, BABY edition
I couldn't watch the cena/reigns promo, what did roman actually say?
I want lick maryse asshole
>>3108211
'jon :('
Post 'em
>>3108131
EC
FN
W
One Night Stand 2005
>MY DICK IS MASSIVE AND JOHN CENA IS A FAG
How can you hate BBD?
>>3108015
This was actually pretty hilarious when he said "BIG DAWG"
>>3108015
Unironically lawled. Shit was based. Anyone who argues is a Fucking tool who takes this shit way to seriously
You autists are applauding a retard who can't even remember to zip up his fly.
Good save by Ramen, but he ain't fooling anyone. "My zippers broke" - lol
So its 1-1 now right?
Cena won the first one
Roman won the second one
>>3107988
Awh man I missed it. Did John Cena forget his lines and make a fool out of himself?
>>3108017
Cena goes for the attack
Roman counters
Cena counters
Roman counters and BTFO Cena by implying he is a fag
>>3108017
No, he just didn't fight Reigns after winning a match agains Jason Jordan.
As in, it feels little by little Reigns is being made into the nu-90's Rock