>Do an angle where you get badly hurt and "put out to pasture" right before Destiny 2 comes out.
Based Big Show
>>3111119
>on inferior console
>>3111138
>console war
grow a dick
>>3111119
GOAT
/asp/ always said he was a "twink" lmao
Women are so weak and inferior, they even make this twink look big lmao
>>3111100
Nice get. /asp/ BTFO as usual
>>3111100
What an awful physique. I don't think this twink even knows a guy names Gym.
*blocks your arteries*
>>3111074
Am I the only one who thinks her anatomy is a little wonky?
>>3111101
those are mick foleys genes if i ever seen em
>>3111101
She got mick foley ass and jaw
why was blood okay in the old PG era but not the new one?
>>3111016
Because kids these days are a bunch of sensitive pussies and the parents bitch about everything and (((advertisers))) don't like blood.
>>3111016
So was snorting cocaine backstage, dosing on drugs and steroids, bullying newcomers, and being an all around asshole. Doesn't mean it was better.
>>3111027
all of those are better
Look in my eyes, what does /asp/ see?
A shitty thread that is posted regular-ly
The greatest thing on WWE
One of Mickey's casualties.
Begging y'all to indulge in coitus
>>3110920
There's only so many times that I can fuck your mom. Enough is enough.
>>3110922
BASED GOAT mom fucker adulterer sex god ! How can such a man be spotted in the proximity of the virgiNEETy house known as /asp/??
>>3110922
omg
>1996 tag team division
>headbangers actually drew dimes
New generation sucked ass
still better than todays "division"
>>3110909
I remember The Godwins being quite over at the time. Henry R Godwin entered the 94 or 95 Royal Rumble and got a huge pop I seem to recall
Who's the jannetty?
What the fuck is the fat kid next to Balor supposed to be? Gold Zeo Ranger?
>>3110875
Um, that's Lance the Tumor-nator you idiot
18+
>>3110875
Ser Hotpie of the Kingsguard (oops TWOW spoiler)
>family friends come over
>cut a decent promo in front of everyone,trying to get myself over with their hot daughter
>looks like their whole stable is buying into it, they even suggest she becomes my valet (gf)
>in the midst of my push my parents cut a promo about my previous gimmick and all the lame and embarrassing segments from years gone by
>mfw I got buried by my own parents
>expecting anyone to believe you don't hide in your bedroom when your family has company over
We all do it Anon don't lie on the Internet
>>3110814
this was years ago, back when I still believed I had a main event future, cawdy tier delusion and that
>>3110833
You shouldve done a worked shoot promo
DRAWING DIMES DRAWING DIMES DRAWING MILLION DOLLARS, DIMES
One of the worst tag teams of the modern era.
>>3110797
they were good for like two weeks. More than shit like the ascension, shining stars etc.
Damn they were once tag team CHAMPS?
>Sami Zayn
>205 Live roster
>>3110746
AJ Styles & Nakamura
>Tony Nese
>Neville
WHEN I DROP YOU
I AM GONNA STOMP YOU
PICK YOU UP AGAIN
AND THEN DROP YOU
LIFT MY FOOT UP AGAIN
AND THEN STOMP YOU
THEN
GRRRRIIIIINNNNNDDDDD
>>3110703
AND THAT'S IT
THAT'S THE END OF YOU
good game, good soundtrack
umm thats on 2007
Do the girls want to fuck him? Do the guys want to be him?
Yes
Yes
yes.
Fuckin look at him OP, he's on fire at the moment
You know, this is actually incredibly telling of the problems with WWE.
So you've got this big video reference before the match, setting up for the marks that John Cena got his first big break against Kurt Angle in 2002, and here we are in 2017 and history is about to repeat itself...a young plucky upstart is about to get his first big crack at the brass ring.
Except that's not what happens. While calling back to the Cena/Angle match, they missed the point of it. Instead of the established star putting up a strong fight and the new guy looking strong in defeat, they made it all about Roman Reigns, even throwing in a few lines burying the new guy. An homage to John Cenas first break then becomes yet another attempt at getting a 5 year rejected top guy accepted by the crowd.
Really makes me think.
>>3110549
Funny thing is that they are basically making themselves dependent on Roman to justify his push and burying anyone who could be his replacement
They basically are saying "it's either Roman or we die so you better accept him"
Do they realise that they make the fans not care if they died by treating them like this?
>>3110570
>WWE dies pushing Roman
YOU DE-SERVE IT! *clap-clap-clap*
It started slow but it really picked up with that rolling northern lights suplex
>So Anon, tell me something. Are you a pro wrestler, or are you a sports entertainer?
a ding-dong diddly entertainer
>>3110539
i'm a pro shitposter
im depressed and pretend to know about fake fighting for escapism on the internet