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shut up baron nobody cares about you draw less dimes than j a r r e t t

>>3112792
>>3112803

>Posters: 1

holy fucking cringe

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>>3112810

BTFO
>>3112792
>>3112803

it's ok, he's drawing dimes

>>3112786
Cena living rent-free in Ramen's head

>>3112795
*bleeds over a million viewers since 2014*

Based Show saving the company

>>3112753
Said himself he should've been more selfish with that, will always be unfavourably compared to Andre

Big Show, Jerishill and Dwayne for AE dudes, HHH also counts recently

Orton for the RA and PG era dudes, can't remember who Edge put over and Cena is on the same boat as HHH

Nu-era has Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns

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>>3112700
SAVE US PHIL

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

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F Based JBL

rip dimebag

rip dimebag

Dimetty wasn't even on the level of true draws like James Hetsfield and Dave Mustaine.

>>3112673
couldn't cut a promo

>>3112678
There's actually can(c)ucks who will defend his mic work. Specifically, his heel turn.

What's hilarious about that, is someone once said, the best characters are just yourself, turned way up to 11. Austin, Rock, etc.

Bret as a bitter, angry, jaded, anti-usa jerk who didn't want the wrestling world to evolve beyond him is so fucking perfectly reflective of the man we've seen him become today.

Everybody says HBK was a huge dick? Well, I bet you a bag of Loonies that Hart was huge asshole! And dicks fuck assholes.

>>3112673
didn't draw enough dimes

>>3112653

Have sex, ya dweeb.

ding-dong diddly cringe

>>3112653
Based

I like Pete Dunne.

Was tired of Brock but he pulled me right the fuck back in at SummerSlam. Dude is so FUCKING good when he tries. I think it's clear he actually has something he can sink his teeth into that's not just "muh suplexes" now with Joe and Strowman and that's awesome. Just wish he was around more.
I was getting tired of Miz but then he and Hardy had a fucking banger last night so I'm back on board. More matches like that, please.
So fucking tired of Mahal and Bliss. They both suck. Their characters are tired and one-dimensional as fuck. Bliss has some good points but she's been doing the same shtick for almost a year now and between SmackDown and Raw she's been champ for most of it and I'm fucking tired of it. Mahal, meanwhile, is just a complete black hole devoid of any talent whatsoever. Fuck him, fuck who's booking him, fuck all of it, he's an anchor around SmackDown's neck.

Everybody else is great.

>>3112632
All fine except Jinder, Bliss, Natalya and Miz.

>Has the face of fucking money

>inb4 the Basement Ape says she's ugly

>>3112603
kys monkey spammer

No, they'll have Roman trying to squash him quick, underestimate Jordan, and then get rolled up for a 3 count in less than 1 minute. The next great idea to get Roman over.

Roman will beat Jordan in less than 20 minutes

Cena comes out and berates Roman for having a hard time taking out a rookie

After the worked shoot they will refuse to come to blows and Cena just leaves

>>3112571
What's funny is that...

>If Cena beats Jordan, it's a burial

>If Reigns beats Jordan, it's not a burial

That's why I dislike all these Romanetty fans from rebbit that infested this forum like african AIDS. They're so delusional and idiotic, it's beyond cringe.

>>3112541

Threw millions of tortillas, never drew heat.

>>3112541
Undisputed woat.

He's on drugs.

>ding-dong diddly

>>3112518
KEK

>>3112518
They always say that, even when just 10~12 persons scattered around the arena

>>3112416
because he had a moderately famous football friend

so some footballetty could have a wrestlemania moment and get the E on ESPN

>>3112416
Gronk = ESPN coverage

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le wacky men

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Worked into a shoot by the Phantom Thieves.

>>3112367
He's gotten more pussy these last arcs than your obese Zoro-obsessed ass ever gotten in your whole life. Mark.

>>3112342
He'd done a Bret and lost his passion for the business by that point. He put over DDP to try and give him a big push, and then just started jobbing out to everyone because he didn't give a shit anymore.

>>3112342
Wasnt a mark and knew that putting over other talent would help him more in the future
Too bad Vince had him assassinated

>>3112342
Lazy part-timer Jew.