HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
ARE YOU GONNA CRY?
How did we go from this...
snake
snek
Snake
snake
street fight edition
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
>>3117478
Joey looks like he's going to arrest some whore and let them off if he gets a free quickie
Cortez looks like he's about to shove a pineapple up a black guy's ass
>>3117630
joey looks like a real cop
Mr. McMahon is here tonight on the very last telecast of Thursday Night Impact here on POPtv. It has been an emotional 15 Years journey for all of us involved in Global Force Wrestling. This is… The Night of Champions. Tonight on our very last broadcast, all five titles in Global Force Wrestling will be decided…”
>>3117433
>Brings out Shark Boy dressed as Vince McMahon
JIM MINT TEN
BE DIALING PEOPLE
>>3117433
What wrestlers will the WWE pick up? Lashley? EC3?
ITT people who took a dumb gimmick and made the best of it.
>>3117340
>>3117348
Zombie mortician really is kinda dumb when you think about it, but he managed to turn it into a legendary character.
god, i want steph
>based connor was so over he still selling merch
>>3117335
Damn, Paul "CEO" Levesque looks like THAT??
>>3117335
Did Haitch steal Beegs beard?
/vp/ here
I want a female Wrestler themed team for my playthrough of Pokémon Sun. So far this is what I have
Incineroar-???
Ratticate-Alexa Bliss
Mudsdale-Sasha Banks
Lycanroc(Midnight)-Ember Moon
Passimian or Oranguru-Asuka
Bewear-Bayley
Just have a team of Mimikyu for all non Japanese wrestlers because they are fall poser hoes
>No Hawlucha
>No Blaziken
What the fuck is your problem.
>>3117352
Hawlucha drew 0 dimes
What's that? You wouldn't mind seeing Cedric Alexander win the number one contender's match and have him face Neville at No Mercy on what sounds like a good match on paper? Well fuuuuck yooou!
Gotta get our meme wrestler over. Because nothing makes an entire division look good more than a comedic joke, sidekick who's been getting his was kicked over the last couple months coming in to instantly become the challenger for the top title.
>>3117313
Well, being over > workrate
As long as the people like him (which I can't comprehend in the first place), he is the most important guy on 205, no matter how shitty he is.
He is like the ugly Alexa Bliss of 205 Live, if you want.
>>3117341
>He is like the ugly Alexa Bliss of 205
Oh God you're right.
He went from being an over and defiant WWE Heavy Weight champion opposing the authority to a bland timid "yes sir" authority figure himself.
VINCE ALWAYS WINS BABAY
>>3117279
>162 lbs
>>3117279
Yes. In fact I was just about to make a thread exposing him yet again. One moment, please.
>>3117279
Hes got kids to feed now. Another bitch added to VinnyMac's collection. Too real man.
>"My God, what is he doing?"
>"GOD ALMIGHTY!"
>"FROG SPLASH FROM 78 FEET!"
>"HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!"
>>3117173
>And some idiot out there's gonna say "oh, they learn how to fall". Give me a break.
>>3117173
Whats the guy in white doing by his crotch...
>>3117278
Trying to keep the autopilot on
>why won't you rub our feet anon?
Fuck off with your weird fetishes. Get a vagina fetish.
>>3117058
worked
>>3117055
I will
http://www.f4wonline.com/ufc-news/mayweather-vs-mcgregor-gate-fails-break-all-time-record-242361
Conor confirmed not a draw
>>3117045
>still over $55 Million
Still made more than triple of any Wrestlemania ever.
>>3117092
Let me know when gayweather and mcgoober have an obline sub service where their fans pay monthly ya pinhead.
>Vince McMahon is out as World Wrestling Entertainment's Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of the Board, and the move has the potential to have a wide-reaching impact within the professional wrestling industry. WWE is hemorrhaging funds, and sources close to the situation have confirmed that the Board of Directors is ready to withdraw itself from the wrestling industry and sell WWE.
I wish
They already did this storyline a few years ago
>>3117044
Vince out, Steph gone, Shane suspended... does this mean Kurt Angle is CEO of wwe?! And that his black son will blow up his limo and take control?? And will it be Emma pulling all the strings???
Tune in to the Impact Zone next week to find out!
>WWE TO BUY IMPACT WRESTLING FROM ANTHEM
So it's pretty much a foregone conclusion this time, right?
WWE would be getting the entire TNA/Impact library, with over 1000 hours of content to add to their Network AND they can finally run with the Broken Hardyz because they'll own it.
Didn't we do this last year?
>>3116990
Yes, but sources say that Anthem is starting to give up on Impact Wrestling as a viable source of profit. In other words they're losing more money than making and they are abandoning ship. If it's true WWE could swoop in and buy out everything.
>TNA gets bought
>Sting comes back, as a manager for a new main event mafia
Would this save WWE?
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