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>Oh hi Vince!
>Just ginna take over monday nights for the next few months
>You ok with that bud?
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good to know triple cukc won't be on my TV for about 6-8 months
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>>3122682
Since NFL ratings and WWE ratings are both shit, are all sports fucked now?
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>>3122692
In America they are, in every other part of the world sports still draw insane numbers
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What would happen if he got arrested for child porn? Do you think wwe loves him so much they would still employed him?
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>>3122646
Benoit treatment.
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Given that he's been around hundreds of kids at their most vulnerable, it'd be a gigantic scandal and desu there'd probably be people in WWE who either enabled it or were complicit so it'd blow back on them really bad too.
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>>3122656
*singlehandedly destroys the WWE*
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>g-guys! d-dont make f-fun of them! i-i-its the h-hard cam side! i s-swear!
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more importantly
>Pats get btfo on their trophy night
O i am alffin
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When will belichick begin tarping off the top row?
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>>3122580
>gotta beat the traffic
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA NEW ENGLANDETTY BTFO
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This guy was irrelevant before 2017. It wasn't until the first Okada/Omega match that the IWC started to worship him.
Think about it. This guy has had ZERO scoops in the last decade or so, and yet now, since he gave that match six stars, he lives in all of /asp/'s heads and pretty much every other wrestling community rent fucking free
Was the Six-Star meme the greatest work in the history of professional wresting?
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>>3122570
18+
Hes been legit forever
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>Imagine not listening to the Eyada show everyday after high school during the Attitude Era
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Vince has worked with him multiple times in the past
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Shayna Baszler UFC Mega Star 2017-09-08 03:37:53 Post No.3122518
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Shayna Baszler UFC Mega Star
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How many dimes will she draw?
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>>3122518
Zero
Luckily she has a more famous pal to leach off of
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>>3122518
>UFC Mega Star
She's Ronda's P-Reala at best.
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They're so talented. How do they do it, bros?
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kek from a distance it looks like they're holding giant condoms
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>>3122457
based peypey is carrying
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>>3122457
Being kayfabe lesbians works our dicks into multiple shoots
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>ITT: Colossal failures in the Wrestling business
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>>3122268
>never lost
>failed
cringe
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rent-free
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How great would it be right now to be a male wrassler in the WWE locker room during the Mae Young shit?
Who do you think is fucking most of these women """"Wrestlers"""""?
Pic related. Best wrestler hands down in the world today. probably fucked each one minus the fatasses at least once
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>>3121925
Vell clearely Roman Rein Dog is seeking enlightan path of Sex Sainthood and a no a j histyle vvill stop him
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>>3121925
>Best wrestler hands down in the world today
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>>3121925
AJ is a criastian man, loves him wife and kids, has to time for hoes like the mae young bitches
>inb4 unirronically using the cristianity meme
This aint a meme, AJ is loyal to his wife
In my opinion its either balor or Ziggler or Seth
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GOAT
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ITT: images that make the smarks seethe
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>>3121772
>GOAT
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>>3121772
*theme hits*
Women and Children: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Men: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHH
How can one man be so based
B U R I E D
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>>3121745
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
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If literally ANYONE did this but Cena they would be fired.
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>>3121813
It's a work senpai
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WWE turned into Nintendo of the wrestling business. 2017-09-08 12:13:33 Post No.3121704
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WWE turned into Nintendo of the wrestling business.
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So NJPW is Sony
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>NJPW does what WWEDont
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>>3121704
Does Nintendo make the most dimes?
why is he being buried, boys?
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>>3121636
Yeah but I really wish he wasn't. He coulda been a contender.
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Because he's a beta. I realize that term gets overused, but everything about his personality screams "I'm a loser". His attempt at being arrogant read as try-hard. His attempt to be a show-off read as try-hard. His attempt to be bitter read as whiner.
He's probably an all right guy to know in real life, but he doesn't have "it". Not the same "it", because, you know, Daniel Bryan didn't have the big "it", but he had enough of the small "it" to be relatable. Ziggler has negative-charm, so bad that it doesn't even work as a heel.
With Ziggler, there's no reason to care. Can't care if he's a face in peril, can't care if he's a cocky heel.
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>>3121636
his SS performance was top notch, though he was going to be a main eventer
>the crowd is quiet because japanese culture is more respectful than ours
>frankly I find it disgusting when people in this country simply have to vocalize excitement
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Get a fucking life
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>>3121635
seething
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>>3121698
stay worked faggot
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What did he mean by this?
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>>3121575
>WWE superstars feuding on twitter
Cringe
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>>3121575
The Rock hacked his Twitter #Litty
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>>3121575
Super-mist
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ITT: How to retire the Big Show
A lot of people don't like Show, but I'm not one of them. The guy has been around for decades, always been loyal to the company, jobbed out to countless other guys, and he's pretty popular in the locker room from what I understand. He's been booked terribly and rolled with it, probably had more gimmick matches than any other wrestler in WWE. His whole schtick is basically that he's fucking huge, and people give him shit for it, but he does a pretty good job for someone of his size. Yes he's slow, but that's the point -
he's a massive lumbering tank of a man you don't want to get caught by. Strowman is showing him up now, sure, but he's a much younger man, and if it wasn't for Show he probably wouldn't be around.
Now I've got that out of the way, Show's contract is due to expire just before WM34 and there's talk of him being out with injury and his career being over. I really hope that's not the case. I think he deserves a massive send-off after all his years of service (especially with charity, he's a favourite with disabled kids because he's "the biggest and strongest and takes no crap from anyone") and given the timing and everything else, I think WM34 is the place to do it.
Here's how I think it should go down - Big Show has never won a Royal Rumble despite often being stated 'a favourite' simply down to his massive size. Royal Rumble 2018 he comes in at 30 and eliminates this year's favourite to win - Strowman. It then comes down to the last two competitors - Show and [insert other wrestler here]. Show is fired up, he's never been so close, and puts up a good fight. It looks like he'll finally do it, when an angry Strowman returns and destroys him.
In the February PPV Strowman fights for the belt (whichever the RR winner chooses not to go for), when Big Show interferes to stop him. However it doesn't work - Strowman destroys Show again and still wins the belt anyway. (cont.)
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Show is furious, and challenges Strowman to a final showdown at WM34, only Strowman refuses. He has nothing to prove against the old timer and considers him beneath him, and sees no reason he should offer the belt to him on the grandest stage of them all when he could fight anyone. Show harrasses Strowman, attacking him backstage, interfering in matches, the works, until finally he says he'll put his career on the line to fight Strowman at WM34.
Show has never had a true WM main event (only a messy 4-way that involved the McMahons at ringside) and letting him finally have one rather than the gimmick matches he's put up with over the years would be deserved. Having it as the main event would make sense too - one of WWE's current biggest stars in Strowman, a title defense, and a 20-odd year career on the line.
To compensate for the inevitable slow pace, the match is made a last-man standing match. Strowman is dominant throughout but Show just keeps getting back up. The match needs to be full of spots that can only be pulled off by monsters like these two - give the audience a reason to miss Show, by reminding them what only someone of his size is capable of. Flip announcer tables, break ladders, maybe even put it in a cell, or even for one last time do the classic ring-break (that I think has only happened with Show, so it's almost his trademark stunt). Make it a brutal slobberknocker where Show truly gives it everything he has, but eventually Strowman wins out and retires him.
With the audience now on his side, chants of "Thank You Big Show", he does his sweaty fake cry face, and limps out the arena on his own two feet. A final appearance on the following night's Raw, where he talks about respect for Strowman for continuing his big man legacy. Finally, he's the main inductee of the 2019 Hall of Fame.
Thoughts?
tl;dr Get Strowman to retire Show at the WM34 main event
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>>3121522
Do you even know what that term means?