>WWE won't sign him cause he's too old
>despite that he's just as technical and can do flippy shit as much as the other technical flippy shit WWE wrestlers
>tfw we will never see him in WWE reunited with Styles, Roode, and Joe
>>2594026
Christopher Dan... Inb4 "worked"
>>2594001
he's also really small
>>2594001
He looks like a cancer patient.
NJPW American expansion is going to be hype
Nice spoilers faggot.
>>2594006
you serious senpai? this was a promo he cut before the match.
*not a single dime pictured*
Is he biggest cuck in WWE?
>married a ring rat and is now raising her kids
>>2593969
> a millionaire with movie-star good looks, the body of an adonis, and a job where he travels the world and works maybe 2 hours a day
yeah what a loser
>>2594034
Hello Randy, how are your wife's children?
>3 distinct cringey songs
Over
>Insanity gimmick
Over
>Shit talking cruiser weight gimmick
Over
>Bushy hair
Over
>Creepy smile
Over
>3 separate and distinct audience participation taunts
Over
>Smug millionaire gimmick
Over
>His toddler son
Over
>His talentless wife
Over
>His drug addled brother
Over
When you look back on it, Matt is the last bastion of Kayfabe being Over as Fuck with Scotty Steiner in second place
>>2593954
>Being over = drawing dimes
Are we seriously having this conversation again
>>2593959
Smarks =/= Dimes
Check wrestlingforum and reddit during ppv time, it's nothing but people asking for stream sites, they don't spend anything on the show
>>2593966
Every midcarder and even some of the jobbers were over in the AE, dosen't mean they drew any dimes.
Solely being over period =/= Dimes
It's the combination of being over and a main event push that draws dimes.
Are you that same anon that worked an entire thread yesterday with your retardation on this topic?
FunHaus wrestling documentary. Is anybody interested? https://youtu.be/lFQSWOv_W7o
actually lol'd when i saw
>Johnny Nitro
>John Morrison
>John Hennigan
>Johnny Mundo
bump
literally who
ITT: God-tier Segments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyJh5pv3vzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-rCP-UeeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVS4UySbeE0
I know people will disagree with me, but shit like Broken Matt is why pro wrestling is dying for the casual audience. As entertaining and funny as it is, most people are too dense or not into pro wrestling enough to understand the meta-comedy and Sharkando-like self awareness of it all. Vince has always given audiences gimmicks that lack any kind of subtlety and that's why WWE thrived for so long for so many audiences.
He turned pro wrestling into an easy to understand spectacle. But he's been catering so much towards the "pro wrestling is an art form" smarky type of crowd for the past 5 years or so that it's probably the reason the audience is steadily declining. All the people I know irl who watched wrestling at some point would never get into something like Broken Matt. They just liked badass bad guys and good guys doing cool shit weekly.
No one outside of the types of people who like pro wrestling will get this Biredemic-type stuff, or they want more character than "a well-rounded athlete from the indies who's finally getting what he deserves" that only smarks can really appreciate.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I don't fucking know, but I don't think WWE as we know it is going to be around much longer at all if this keeps up.
>>2593771
>i'm the only person smart enough to get irony
Shut up faggot
>>2593771
>why pro wrestling is dying
>the only thing in wrestling drawing dimes
Okay pal.
>>2593771
>tfw to intelligent to like things
For me its a tie between the hollow point and the spiral tap from AJ, though AJ apparently has forgotten how to do the move according to him
>>2593769
who /v-trigger/ here?
Hey anon, too sweet me
\m/
>>2593701
\m/
>>2593701
/w\
\m/
There will never be another Rock.
There will never be another Stone Cold.
>there will never be another Stone Cold
>but there already is a Stone Cord
atleast they managed to combine the two into one guy
Good. Nu-male smarks don't deserve it.
Starts at 1:30 AM PT. Top half of the card features: >Tanahashi vs EVIL
>Hiromu Takahashi vs Ricochet
>Naito vs Juice Robinson
Stream: njpwworld.com
Get the fuck in here weebtrons
I swear to god if Naito loses I will blow my brains out
>>2593697
Don't worry, Naito will mop the floor with Juice's hippie hair
>>2593697
the weird thing about NJPW booking is that either it can be super unpredictable or really predictable, thankfully you're in luck because tonight will be on the latter side
They day wrestling was saved
BASED
>>2593690
He really is reaching for that brass ring
>>2593690
Even though a Wince Rousseau he look like Arab who invade my country many many time
He is true hero to heterosexual is around the vvorld against the GLT movement
So is my countryman Panjabi Mahal
Two great Sex Guru side by side.
>this kills the wrestler's body
>>2593628
>this kills the wrestler's career
>mfw WWE has a shitton of useless house shows that only account for a small amount of their revenue but leave the wrestlers worn out and not able to work with any stiffness
>>2593646
Are you retarded thats where they make most of their money
Finn Balor is Bayley's gay bff
https://youtu.be/0dZICQ5-O70
That started with this, btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRr1boAj6KA
Finn?
>>2593480
>>2593490
>We want Shyamalan's Split audience
Is he ok?
https://twitter.com/maffewgregg/status/857926207266050048
He hasn't been ok for years.
His soul left this planet when Owen died.
>>2593474
Bret transitioned into being a female and is a she now
Did he ever draw dimes?