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>Brock
I would rate him if he even bothered to show up
>Randy
Shit
>Women
Don't care
>Jericho
Good
>Dean
Shit
>Usos
Meh
>Neville
Meh

>Tyler Bate

>Bobby Roode
Good
>Authors of Pain
Good
>Asuka
Who cares, she's already gone over most of NXT's female division

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>>2603095
>MemeXT included
>period paper title before WWE title
>your

>>2603095
>Asuka, say what you will, but she's protected
>Jericho
>Hardy boyz
>Bobby Roode
>Alexa Bliss
>Randy Orton
>Bork
>Ambrose
>Neville
>Nigress
>Eaters of food
>Samoan/nigger hybrid tag team

>>2603072
Cut a promo. If I don't cringe, MAYBE you have a microscopic chance of making it to the performance center.

>>2603103
I already did.

>>2603207
post it OP

>>2602921
Yes. After this he did nothing but lose until he turned heel and then continued to lose. His characters boring and his matches aren't interesting. He should have left instead of re-signing back in 2015.

Meh who gives a shit, I'm sure he's making good money and he's an important jobber to the stars at this point. His selling makes him a huge asset in pushing guys up the cards while in reality not really affecting his solid midcard status.

Maybe WWE could have done more with him but at this point at 36 and being on TV for like a decade I don't see it being worth it.

>>2602931
Maybe it has something to do with him trying to be a bad carbon copy of HBK+Billy Gunn.

He's got talent but I don't know, he just doesn't click with the people. He doesn't have the spark needed.

>>2602846
Chyna for trusting a sociopath

>>2602846
Chyna was so hot in her prime. One of my first boners. RIP

>>2602846
learn anything about wrestling culture
>overwhelming majority of male wrestlers abuse their significant other
>Chyna's job basically tied to her connection with Hunter
>they split and he dates steph
>Chyna excommunicated from the company forever
idk, Who do you think was in the wrong?

oh wow! who didn't see this coming? but seriously tho you must be retarded if you haven't seen this coming a mile away
>they don't change the camera anymore when Matt does the delete thing
>Matt shouting delete and laughing like a retard

Working you like the filthy mark you are

>>2602741
Who cares, wwe is shit and boring.

looks like our boy romans got dat WOOO CRISPY WOOO TANGY WOOO SPICY bbq sauce

>>2603635
Smart product placement for JR's BBQ sauce.

Smark thinking
>Roman never loses
>He was pushed too fast!
>He is shit in the ring! (Not true)

>Alexa Bliss is soooo based (won 3 titles in 3 or 4 months)
>Shit on the mic and in the ring
>She is great! The next Trish!!!!

>>2602588
which one is the...

>print shirts
>break up two weeks later

what did marketing mean by this?

I would mark out.

Drop the title to Baron Corbin and the two of them save the smackdown tag team division.

wait is fatty staying on smackdown?

>>2602562
Rematch clause + brutal beat down to keep Jericho off tv for months.

>>2602532
Owens will stay on Raw and challenge Lesnar before or after burying Dean.

Jericho is finishing one of the best runs of his career dby dping what he did a little over a year ago. Having a GOAT match with AJ Styles.

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>>2602521
Did you love it did you hate it what would you rate it?

5 and only because Strowman BTFO'd the tiny terrier

>>2602521
good outcome of matches. Shit wrestling. Especially that awful House of Whores match

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>>2601937
>smarks don't drink

>tfw no real friends to talk about wrasslin' with

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>Single buckshot, please?

*Network era: Sasha vs Bayley
Ftfy

I agree with PG and Newtwork. It's also interesting because they were effectively the same basis. They werent against John, but moreso the idea of John and what he represents to wrasslin.

>>2597897
>HHH
>defining any era ever

it's austin-vince but whatever LMAO FAGGOT

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Cena will not like this one.. Nikki is broken

>>2596815
is that pat patterson in a bra on the right

>>2595236
I will always be mad as fuck that HHH pinned Goldberg at Summerslam

>>2595236
I saw that for the first time a few months ago and I was just dumbfounded at it. Did Bret just not want to job to Nash that badly? Did the goddamn world title really have to change hands on a house show in 19 fucking 95.

>>2595236
Brett Shawn Iron Man. So pissed

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this garbage.

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>>2593915
As a /co/mrade, I'm offended by this. It doesn't seem respectful to Superman.

And anyway, a Superman punch isn't some weird jumping thing, it's just a regular haymaker.

Shellshock is incredibly shit

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here's a thread that shouldn't go unnoticed

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>>2593888

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>I can smell your balls
that was pretty guy from hhh if you ask me